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iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-30 22:53:24
August 28 2010 22:51 GMT
#1
WARNING THIS IS A LONG BLOG ABOUT SOME SHIT THAT WENT DOWN
Hi team liquid, I haven't had a blog in a while but I figured I'd share my most interesting friday with all of you. It started out as a normal friday for me. I got up in the morning around 7:20 and took a shower and went into work. Today was special though, Everyone was moving in because the college semester starts on monday AND on top of that work was taking us to buffalo wild wings and covering the cost AND it was a paid lunch(HOLY CRAP AWESOME) So the first half of the day goes by and we are ready to get some M-F B-Dubz which means that my friend/coworker Brian and I are off to get us a table as we're sure there will be a packed house on the first returning day of college students. Brian and I get there and easily get a table for the 7 of us that will be attending which was quite surprising to both of us. We get our drinks and wait for the rest of the crew to show up. They all get there and we get a crazy amount of food because fuck, it's free...I mean we even got 2 different appetizers. While we're waiting they bring out some food but they miss like a quarter of it but no one at the table cares because we all have something to eat. Over the next 10 minutes the rest of the food trickles in and the manager comes over and gives us all 5 dollar gift certificates for waiting on the food(OMFG I JUST GOT PAID 5 DOLLARS TO EAT AT BDUBS?!!?!?!?!) I also have enough food left over for dinner if I want. This is the best lunch I've ever had EVER...for the next 10 minutes.

Brian and I hop in the car to head back to work and we're driving on the most busy street in the city due to all the returning college kids. 2 stop lights before we're back to our office I make a comment about how one of our coworkers is a bad driver and it's almost scary to be following her. We slow down to stop for the last light before we're back at our office then the unthinkable happens. As I stop I check my rear view and notice that the truck behind me is going kind of fast and I think to myself hope that truck slows down not thinking anything of it as I look away from the mirror i realize that there is a girl driving and she's looking down. (I still say she was texting even though I didn't tell the cops that) 2 seconds later I hear a screech and my world is shaken. It happened almost in slow-mo and it was the most scared I'd ever been. I open my eyes and see a cloud of smoke(powder from the air bag) I'm not sure what just happened but my arm stings and I look over at Brian who is wincing in pain. I look down and my arm is bleeding a bit but I still have my body parts. This is when it gets interesting. I go into Super Sayian Rage mode like I was ready to fucking kill someone then a girl runs up to my car screaming if everything is all right. I look up at her and I instantly recognize it's my next door fucking neighbor how do I rage out at someone I've known for like 7 years and that I helped move in ugh. Now I'm even more pissed. I get out of the car and the people in the 2 cars in front of me are already outside waiting. Brian is ok (thank god he looked really bad at first) in fact everyone is ok. I got the worst of it, my car is the only one totaled. I go to call my mom who I've literally never cussed in front of and I'm 22. The first thing I say is Mom I just got in an accident everyone is ok but my car is FUCKED and I'm so pissed right now. She later told me she told everyone in the office "My son's car is fucked" which made me laugh quite hard thinking of her saying that.

Needless to say my left over BDUBS is all gone but there were some good things. My SC2 poster in the trunk wasn't destroyed in fact it was in pristine condition. I get to make funny jokes about my car getting it's shit pushed in like it's in federal prison and dropped the soap. None of my text books were ruined and everyone is surprisingly not seriously injured but I'm sore as hell today. I also got to spend the night getting sympathy from 2 very lovely ladies(pics will come once they up them to facebook).

Best of all though was my friend cody's response to the picture when I sent it to him.
"Damn it looks like Nony Cannon Rushed your car" in reference to me getting cheesed by nony in tl attack

my face instantly turned into FFFFUUUUUUUU when he said that

+ Show Spoiler [Pictures of the cluster fuck] +

rear ended at a dead stop at around 50 miles an hour.
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pix of chicks here

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Grouty @HoN/PCKJ <--<333 || Jaedong Fan Cafe GFX
Creek
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States177 Posts
August 28 2010 22:55 GMT
#2
That really sucks, hope everything turns out OK.

Wow, that car is pretty totalled. o.o
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
August 28 2010 23:00 GMT
#3
Oh god did the truck get practically zero damage?

They should stop making such large cars, it really sucks for sedan drivers. Little sedans like that get totaled so easily when they get hit by trucks, even at speeds MUCH below 50. Same thing happened to my moms civic Glad you are ok though.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
August 28 2010 23:03 GMT
#4
talking to my dad he says probably 2 grand worth of damage on the truck but it's all to things you can't see right away. Looking at the truck it looks like it needs new headlights and a new hood and that's it.
One thing I forgot to mention is the driver of the truck isn't even the owner it's her little sister's truck who like just turned 16 XD
Grouty @HoN/PCKJ <--<333 || Jaedong Fan Cafe GFX
reza
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada213 Posts
August 28 2010 23:16 GMT
#5
I've been in a shitty accident before, important thing is everyone is alright
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
August 28 2010 23:30 GMT
#6
Women drivers.....
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
darkponcho
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States262 Posts
August 28 2010 23:32 GMT
#7
Was it insured? Is she gonna pay?
life
MacroNcheesE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States508 Posts
August 28 2010 23:34 GMT
#8
On August 29 2010 08:30 Loanshark wrote:
Women drivers.....



LOL first thing that went through my mind too :D
Doubt is the venom that has paralyzed humanity.
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
August 28 2010 23:36 GMT
#9
On August 29 2010 08:30 Loanshark wrote:
Women drivers.....


Man you're so funny you should get like five television shows for that unique joke alone.
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
Surrealz
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States449 Posts
August 29 2010 01:03 GMT
#10
On August 29 2010 08:30 Loanshark wrote:
Women drivers.....


this
1a2a3a
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
August 29 2010 01:25 GMT
#11
FUCK TEXTING GODDDDDDDD
slap her
slap here in the fucking faaaaaaaaace

seriously the only thing that pisses me off more than cell phone usage while driving is texting while driving, how retarded do u have to be to do that shit

and im sure lots of people do it, probably even lots of guys here have done it but it's so fucking stupid
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
August 29 2010 01:32 GMT
#12
Why didn't you tell the cops she was texting ? That bitch must get what she deserves
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Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
August 29 2010 02:23 GMT
#13
i drove plenty of compact cars my early years of driving and was always awwwed at how truck damages vs a car are always minimal. Now my previous 3 cars have been trucks/suvs. Hire a good lawyer and milk physical therapy as long as you can as the longer the better in receiving as much money as u can along with telling the lawyer she was texting.

Good thing is that your okay as cars can always be replaced. So the bright side is new car hunting! yay! And what are the odds that it was your neighbor LOL.
ya had ya shot kid!
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
August 29 2010 02:33 GMT
#14
I can't drive yet but there is nothing that pisses me off more than someone who texts while DRIVING or anything else is going on -it's like holding up a sign that says "I don't give a fuck about whatever's going on"

6581
TOloseGT
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1145 Posts
August 29 2010 02:38 GMT
#15
Hm...the good thing out of this, if you want to see it, is that if she's insured, you can probably get a nice paycheck out of this for a down payment on a new car.
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
August 29 2010 03:35 GMT
#16
I'm not going to sue her because she's my next door neighbor and all it would do is put more burden on her mother and sister(single mom) who's been nothing but good to us.
Grouty @HoN/PCKJ <--<333 || Jaedong Fan Cafe GFX
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
August 29 2010 03:42 GMT
#17
On August 29 2010 08:30 Loanshark wrote:
Women drivers.....


Too bad we can't 5star responses.
jgju
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States454 Posts
August 29 2010 04:19 GMT
#18
Is it ok that I barely read the blog but mainly just opened it to comment on how much I like the title?

Also texting while driving is natural selection struggling as hard as it can to take direct affect.
"For you biting zealots, here's a quote" - Lauryn Hill
TOloseGT
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1145 Posts
August 29 2010 05:14 GMT
#19
On August 29 2010 12:35 iSiN wrote:
I'm not going to sue her because she's my next door neighbor and all it would do is put more burden on her mother and sister(single mom) who's been nothing but good to us.


Doesn't the insurance company pay for at-fault accidents? You don't have to sue her, just let the insurance companies battle it out.
Contagious
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States1319 Posts
August 30 2010 23:08 GMT
#20
oh my that car did get it's shit pushed in. What is that anyways? Can't decide because of the trunk being so muffed up. xD
alphafuzard
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1610 Posts
August 30 2010 23:43 GMT
#21
On August 29 2010 08:00 Fontong wrote:
Oh god did the truck get practically zero damage?

They should stop making such large cars, it really sucks for sedan drivers. Little sedans like that get totaled so easily when they get hit by trucks, even at speeds MUCH below 50. Same thing happened to my moms civic Glad you are ok though.

theres a reason they get so fucked up
its called the "crumple zone"
the front and rear ends of sedans are designed to absorb impact, even tho it looks really messy even after low speed accidents
more weight
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
August 31 2010 02:33 GMT
#22
On August 31 2010 08:43 alphafuzard wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2010 08:00 Fontong wrote:
Oh god did the truck get practically zero damage?

They should stop making such large cars, it really sucks for sedan drivers. Little sedans like that get totaled so easily when they get hit by trucks, even at speeds MUCH below 50. Same thing happened to my moms civic Glad you are ok though.

theres a reason they get so fucked up
its called the "crumple zone"
the front and rear ends of sedans are designed to absorb impact, even tho it looks really messy even after low speed accidents

Yeah dude, I know about crumple zone already. So you are saying is that getting hit by a sedan = getting hit by a large truck?
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
August 31 2010 03:51 GMT
#23
What a coincidence that it was your neighbor :/
sutureself
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States192 Posts
August 31 2010 04:40 GMT
#24
Hooray for crumple zones.
Im tired of following my dreams, man. Im just going to ask them where theyre going and hook up with them later. -mh
dogabutila
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1437 Posts
August 31 2010 05:46 GMT
#25
This is why it is fucking scary when that kind of lady is driving pickups or SUV's.

Parents/SO's get them because it is safer for their lady/woman/girl driving. But it is significantly more dangerous for everybody else. In fact, in the majority of cases, the additional size does not even help protect them from anything.
Baller Fanclub || CheAse Fanclub || Scarlett Fanclub || LJD FIGHTING!
Luddite
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2315 Posts
August 31 2010 09:54 GMT
#26
On August 31 2010 11:33 Fontong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 31 2010 08:43 alphafuzard wrote:
On August 29 2010 08:00 Fontong wrote:
Oh god did the truck get practically zero damage?

They should stop making such large cars, it really sucks for sedan drivers. Little sedans like that get totaled so easily when they get hit by trucks, even at speeds MUCH below 50. Same thing happened to my moms civic Glad you are ok though.

theres a reason they get so fucked up
its called the "crumple zone"
the front and rear ends of sedans are designed to absorb impact, even tho it looks really messy even after low speed accidents

Yeah dude, I know about crumple zone already. So you are saying is that getting hit by a sedan = getting hit by a large truck?

... would you rather total your car, or die?
Can't believe I'm still here playing this same game
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
August 31 2010 10:38 GMT
#27
Thank god your SC2 poster was fine...

...and everyone else involved of course
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
August 31 2010 11:24 GMT
#28
I always worry about getting rear-ended. Not because I'm worried of getting hurt but because I think it would be awkward especially for the person that hit a stopped car.
Fen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Australia1848 Posts
August 31 2010 19:58 GMT
#29
On August 31 2010 14:46 dogabutila wrote:
This is why it is fucking scary when that kind of lady is driving pickups or SUV's.

Parents/SO's get them because it is safer for their lady/woman/girl driving. But it is significantly more dangerous for everybody else. In fact, in the majority of cases, the additional size does not even help protect them from anything.


This is something that makes me rage on a weekly basis. I drive a small car, a coupe, and you see a HUGE number of people these days driving massive 4WD's and SUVs. They have absolutely no desire to EVER use that car offroad. And when you ask people why the hell they have such a big car, they'll respond with "Its safer". Yeah, great, in a crash your gonna be safe, because your car has a big bullbar at the front and weighs 2 tonnes. That just makes it 10 times more dangerous for the poor person you hit in the smaller car because your a terrible driver.

I've had a few instances where someone in big vehicle has been really close to hitting me because they were not paying attention or are just terrible drivers, and each time I think about how rediculously unfair it is that they are allowed to take risks with other people's lives but not their own.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
August 31 2010 20:12 GMT
#30
On August 31 2010 18:54 Luddite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 31 2010 11:33 Fontong wrote:
On August 31 2010 08:43 alphafuzard wrote:
On August 29 2010 08:00 Fontong wrote:
Oh god did the truck get practically zero damage?

They should stop making such large cars, it really sucks for sedan drivers. Little sedans like that get totaled so easily when they get hit by trucks, even at speeds MUCH below 50. Same thing happened to my moms civic Glad you are ok though.

theres a reason they get so fucked up
its called the "crumple zone"
the front and rear ends of sedans are designed to absorb impact, even tho it looks really messy even after low speed accidents

Yeah dude, I know about crumple zone already. So you are saying is that getting hit by a sedan = getting hit by a large truck?

... would you rather total your car, or die?

So, if I would rather get hit by a sedan, that means I can't have crumple zones?
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
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