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MichaelJLowell
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States610 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-29 03:35:37
July 29 2010 03:34 GMT
#1
Hi there. According to the internet, I am a professional forum troll. Don't let those propaganda pawns fool you. I'd actually like to contribute to TeamLiquid discussion. I was given incentive to begin doing so.

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The moderator spent a significant amount of time drawing that arrow (as part of the new Battle.net forums' multi-billion-dollar interface), so it's clear he meant business. I pointed out the new wave of "responsibility" posters on the Battle.net forums (the "60 dollars isn't a lot so get a job and stop being poor" crowd) will be the same people blaming everyone but themselves for their Starcraft II ineptitude. Apparently, that's a paddlin'.

So how y'all doin'?

***
http://www.learntocounter.com - I'm a "known troll" so please disconnect your kid's computer when I am on the forums.
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-29 03:43:39
July 29 2010 03:43 GMT
#2
I am doing fine, thanks.

Poll: Do you want to see MichaelJLowell banned from teamliquid?

Yes (69)
 
88%

No (9)
 
12%

78 total votes

Your vote: Do you want to see MichaelJLowell banned from teamliquid?

(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No





User was temp banned for this post.
:]
MichaelJLowell
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States610 Posts
July 29 2010 03:44 GMT
#3
I voted "yes", and I would implore anyone who desires the safety of our youth to do the same.
http://www.learntocounter.com - I'm a "known troll" so please disconnect your kid's computer when I am on the forums.
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
July 29 2010 03:44 GMT
#4
On July 29 2010 12:43 illu wrote:
I am doing fine, thanks.

Poll: Do you want to see MichaelJLowell banned from teamliquid?

Yes (69)
 
88%

No (9)
 
12%

78 total votes

Your vote: Do you want to see MichaelJLowell banned from teamliquid?

(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No





not yet...

But I will say this is a good example of how NOT to do your first post.
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
July 29 2010 03:46 GMT
#5
I voted "yes" just to see what hilarious reason the mod can come up with.
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-29 03:47:27
July 29 2010 03:46 GMT
#6
On July 29 2010 12:44 sob3k wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 29 2010 12:43 illu wrote:
I am doing fine, thanks.

Poll: Do you want to see MichaelJLowell banned from teamliquid?

Yes (69)
 
88%

No (9)
 
12%

78 total votes

Your vote: Do you want to see MichaelJLowell banned from teamliquid?

(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No





not yet...

But I will say this is a good example of how NOT to do your first post.


Thank you. That's exactly what I had in mind =)

On July 29 2010 12:46 LunarDestiny wrote:
I voted "yes" just to see what hilarious reason the mod can come up with.


I laughed at that.
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MichaelJLowell
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States610 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-29 03:50:57
July 29 2010 03:50 GMT
#7
But I will say this is a good example of how NOT to do your first post.

Care to explain? Didn't see an introduction thread. Knew not to post it in general discussion. Didn't know using a blog to introduce myself was a bad thing.
http://www.learntocounter.com - I'm a "known troll" so please disconnect your kid's computer when I am on the forums.
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-29 03:53:55
July 29 2010 03:53 GMT
#8
On July 29 2010 12:50 MichaelJLowell wrote:
Show nested quote +
But I will say this is a good example of how NOT to do your first post.

Care to explain? Didn't see an introduction thread. Knew not to post it in general discussion. Didn't know using a blog to introduce myself was a bad thing.


people here like to pretend they are mods.

welcome to teamliquid
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
July 29 2010 03:56 GMT
#9
hahaha <3 Kennigit

Welcome to TL MichaelJLowell
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
July 29 2010 03:57 GMT
#10
Welcome certified troll! ^_^V
MichaelJLowell
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States610 Posts
July 29 2010 03:58 GMT
#11
Thanks for the welcome. I'll make it worth your time. <3
http://www.learntocounter.com - I'm a "known troll" so please disconnect your kid's computer when I am on the forums.
nath
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1788 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-29 04:04:34
July 29 2010 04:02 GMT
#12
WUT temp ban HAHAHAH ILLU DOWN

LOWELL UP

you just claimed ur first victim...

anyway welcome
\

EDIT: OH MY FUCKING GOD are you ghetto the wc3 troll? where u had 'strategy guides' and shit with like the 6 aow hunt build?
Founder of Flow Enterprises, LLC http://flow-enterprises.com/
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-29 04:05:30
July 29 2010 04:02 GMT
#13
btw, I didn't know they actually banned people on the Battle.net forums
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
July 29 2010 04:06 GMT
#14
While this blog is still alive. Michael (and maybe some new people) may want to learn what the word "troll" means.
MichaelJLowell
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States610 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-29 04:23:35
July 29 2010 04:10 GMT
#15
On July 29 2010 13:02 nath wrote:
WUT temp ban HAHAHAH ILLU DOWN

LOWELL UP

you just claimed ur first victim...

anyway welcome
\

EDIT: OH MY FUCKING GOD are you ghetto the wc3 troll? where u had 'strategy guides' and shit with like the 6 aow hunt build?

Yeah, it's me. <3
On July 29 2010 13:02 Masamune wrote:
btw, I didn't know they actually banned people on the Battle.net forums

That was probably ban number 200+ for me.
On July 29 2010 13:06 LunarDestiny wrote:
While this blog is still alive. Michael (and maybe some new people) may want to learn what the word "troll" means.

I know what the definition of a troll is. That's why I put the words "according to the internet" before "professional forum troll". Most of my satire gets labeled as "trolling".

http://www.learntocounter.com - I'm a "known troll" so please disconnect your kid's computer when I am on the forums.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-29 04:39:31
July 29 2010 04:38 GMT
#16
hi ghetto

what brings you to TL (again?)
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
July 29 2010 04:55 GMT
#17
Sob3k, spoiler your quote ^^

@Mr. Satirist: if you're as good as you say at what do you, then I guarantee you that your satire will be appreciated a great deal more here. Unless you really are trolling--in which case there are several mods/banlings slavering (JUST STRAINING AT THOSE MEASLY LITTLE PAPER CHAINS, I tell you) to bring down the thunder. ;P
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
MichaelJLowell
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States610 Posts
July 29 2010 05:06 GMT
#18
On July 29 2010 13:38 FragKrag wrote:
hi ghetto

what brings you to TL (again?)

Been meaning to post here for a while, just never got around to doing it. Don't worry about the rage. I have enough respect for the posters to tone it down.
On July 29 2010 13:55 Z3kk wrote:
Sob3k, spoiler your quote ^^

@Mr. Satirist: if you're as good as you say at what do you, then I guarantee you that your satire will be appreciated a great deal more here. Unless you really are trolling--in which case there are several mods/banlings slavering (JUST STRAINING AT THOSE MEASLY LITTLE PAPER CHAINS, I tell you) to bring down the thunder. ;P

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Worthy of this forum's tastes?
http://www.learntocounter.com - I'm a "known troll" so please disconnect your kid's computer when I am on the forums.
TadH
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1846 Posts
July 29 2010 05:19 GMT
#19
^ not really.
Elegy
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States1629 Posts
July 29 2010 05:20 GMT
#20
+ Show Spoiler +
On July 29 2010 14:06 MichaelJLowell wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 29 2010 13:38 FragKrag wrote:
hi ghetto

what brings you to TL (again?)

Been meaning to post here for a while, just never got around to doing it. Don't worry about the rage. I have enough respect for the posters to tone it down.
Show nested quote +
On July 29 2010 13:55 Z3kk wrote:
Sob3k, spoiler your quote ^^

@Mr. Satirist: if you're as good as you say at what do you, then I guarantee you that your satire will be appreciated a great deal more here. Unless you really are trolling--in which case there are several mods/banlings slavering (JUST STRAINING AT THOSE MEASLY LITTLE PAPER CHAINS, I tell you) to bring down the thunder. ;P

[image loading]
[image loading]

Worthy of this forum's tastes?



I didn't lol, but a slight hint of a half-smile touched the very corner of my mouth.
MichaelJLowell
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States610 Posts
July 29 2010 06:52 GMT
#21
Eh, I tried.
http://www.learntocounter.com - I'm a "known troll" so please disconnect your kid's computer when I am on the forums.
Happy.fairytail
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States327 Posts
July 29 2010 17:06 GMT
#22
Hope this isn't too far off-topic (and I didn't feel like creating a new thread) but I was wondering what exactly motivates trolls and I found this:
ttp://www.imediaconnection.com/content/26850.asp

Definitely enlightening, and I can definitely think of a few people who have exhibited the above behaviors a few times =P (or more)
holy_war
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States3590 Posts
July 29 2010 17:12 GMT
#23
Haha, welcome ghetto! I remember playing with/against you numerous times in 4v4 RT and your website is lulzworthy.
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
July 29 2010 17:55 GMT
#24
promise to behave or you are going right back mister!! also dont ever touch my fridge
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Inzek
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Chile802 Posts
July 29 2010 18:09 GMT
#25
i thougth it was a nice first OP
Stork FAN!!!
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
July 29 2010 18:40 GMT
#26
you need to bring back the trolling of blizzforums on your website ghetto
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
MichaelJLowell
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States610 Posts
July 29 2010 19:31 GMT
#27
On July 30 2010 02:12 holy_war wrote:
Haha, welcome ghetto! I remember playing with/against you numerous times in 4v4 RT and your website is lulzworthy.

Thanks. I'll try not to get banned here. But it's SO MUCH FUN FUCKKK
On July 30 2010 02:55 vGl-CoW wrote:
promise to behave or you are going right back mister!! also dont ever touch my fridge

But I can't go back! Bashiok told me that if I go back to the Battle.net Forums my World of Warcraft characters are going to juvenille hall!
On July 30 2010 03:09 Inzek wrote:
i thougth it was a nice first OP

<3
On July 30 2010 03:40 FragKrag wrote:
you need to bring back the trolling of blizzforums on your website ghetto

I'm not even quite sure what I did with all that stuff. I may have it on a hard drive somewhere. That said, the less spoken about BlizzForums, the better.
http://www.learntocounter.com - I'm a "known troll" so please disconnect your kid's computer when I am on the forums.
PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
July 29 2010 20:18 GMT
#28
What website am I on?
YoureFired
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States822 Posts
July 29 2010 23:07 GMT
#29
A few well-intentioned trolls can never hurt I suppose.
ted cruz is the zodiac killer
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