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RedSword
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada53 Posts
July 27 2010 16:58 GMT
#61
I knew it !

We can't trust any woman !

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Joke

Really nice story thought ! Thx for sharing
Thall
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Switzerland214 Posts
July 27 2010 17:07 GMT
#62
awesome read ! and if it's really true, though it hurts at the moment, i guess it was well worth it
This strategy is made of balls ! - Nick "Tasteless" Plott, during GSL cast
SoL[9]
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Portugal1370 Posts
July 27 2010 17:15 GMT
#63
Hehe nice story
Gj
I Can Fly...
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
July 27 2010 17:16 GMT
#64
On July 27 2010 23:19 Kennigit wrote:
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On July 27 2010 22:58 floor exercise wrote:
"Maybe if you pretend to be my girl they won't mind so much"

Thats where i stopped reading. If this is true, then i have no sympathy im sorry.


Smae here -_-
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
July 27 2010 17:19 GMT
#65
Hahaha good stuff xD
:)
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
July 27 2010 17:41 GMT
#66
Very descriptive and cheesy. Also, no women would give herself up for a 100 dollar game if she is a 9 (unless your scale is very very borked).
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
FyRe_DragOn
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada2056 Posts
July 27 2010 17:53 GMT
#67
cool story bro (hope no1 has posted this yet)
never the less i voted 5/5

User was warned for this post
aka DragOn[NaS]
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
July 27 2010 17:56 GMT
#68
On July 27 2010 23:19 Kennigit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 27 2010 22:58 floor exercise wrote:
"Maybe if you pretend to be my girl they won't mind so much"

Thats where i stopped reading. If this is true, then i have no sympathy im sorry.

well he is in luck...its not true ^___^, though its an interesting enough story to where plz dont ban him for lies ^___^ (like whatever his name was..who led Tl.net on w/some story about some korean chick w/300apm lol)
san-tokie
Profile Joined May 2007
Korea (South)185 Posts
July 27 2010 18:12 GMT
#69
[image loading]

Should have posted your gift keys like this ^-^

Funny story, sadly I know friends that do similar things..
m4gdelen4
Profile Joined October 2008
United States416 Posts
July 27 2010 18:12 GMT
#70
I don't think this is a true story, but it was a very fun read nonetheless.
it does to blue what blue does to you
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
July 27 2010 18:23 GMT
#71
Yeah. I took this a little too srsly. My angry goggles were on

Fun story, haha. Depending on the girl, I might have felt like I broke even! Getting erotic with the USB tags!
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
Scorcher2k
Profile Joined November 2009
United States802 Posts
July 27 2010 18:41 GMT
#72
If this is true then I would say bravo.
ironchef
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Canada1350 Posts
July 27 2010 19:04 GMT
#73
hehe Fun read! Very descriptive I could visualize it

Loved the unboxing line , and working the collector edition USB into the sex scene... gold.
“Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also.” - Marcus Aurelius
JC4HNX
Profile Joined May 2009
Germany18 Posts
July 27 2010 19:40 GMT
#74
Great writing...
I really enjoyed reading and it shortened my time waiting for sc2 to install. :D
You should really write more often...
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
July 27 2010 19:47 GMT
#75
On July 28 2010 00:39 floor exercise wrote:
Reward for reading/viewing my blog, first come first serve of course

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[image loading]
[image loading]

I'd bet my ass off these were used already when posted here
If you have to ask, you don't know.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 27 2010 19:49 GMT
#76
On July 28 2010 04:47 JohannesH wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2010 00:39 floor exercise wrote:
Reward for reading/viewing my blog, first come first serve of course

+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]
[image loading]

I'd bet my ass off these were used already when posted here

you must not value your ass very much!
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Cow
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1104 Posts
July 27 2010 20:15 GMT
#77
Entertaining Story =P
Fairly well written, and very relevant xD
R.I.P. Nujabes ♫
floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-27 21:38:34
July 27 2010 21:38 GMT
#78
On July 28 2010 04:47 JohannesH wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2010 00:39 floor exercise wrote:
Reward for reading/viewing my blog, first come first serve of course

+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]
[image loading]

I'd bet my ass off these were used already when posted here

If they were used it was in between the time I took the pictures and uploaded them to imgur.

Actually, I had to resize them, so I uploaded them twice in the span of about 30 seconds. It's doubtful someone was trolling imgurs latest images waiting for someone to take pictures of guest passes so they can jump all over them. But maybe.. if that's the case sorry. We'll never know though!
dyren
Profile Joined December 2009
United States260 Posts
July 27 2010 21:45 GMT
#79
Hahaha, I thoroughly enjoyed this. It was quite well written too.
(╬ ಠ益ಠ)
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
August 04 2010 12:23 GMT
#80
On July 28 2010 00:29 floor exercise wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2010 00:27 niteReloaded wrote:
Truth rating: 1/10

Were you similarly displeased to discover hobbits don't really exist


Hahah oh wow

Very nice blog, so eloquent!
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
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