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seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9776 Posts
July 27 2010 14:37 GMT
#21
you should be glad nothing else what taken

could have seen this coming though, from what it sounds. sorry man.
boomer hands
Redmark
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada2129 Posts
July 27 2010 14:51 GMT
#22
Why are people taking this seriously? There's no way this is true. Had a pretty funny ending, too.
floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
July 27 2010 14:58 GMT
#23
Yeah it's just a story I wasn't trying to make it sound believable.
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
July 27 2010 14:58 GMT
#24
On July 27 2010 23:51 Redmark wrote:
Why are people taking this seriously? There's no way this is true. Had a pretty funny ending, too.

yeah no way some girl would fuck you for a video game
key words: girl, fuck, video game

really great read though. if i saw her, i'd punch her in the throat
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
July 27 2010 15:01 GMT
#25
hahaha Sephy69.

I haven't slept all night (after having gotten my collector's edition and watching the Day[9] KotB, yayyy!!!) but this story was really entertaining and easy enough for my near-dead attention span at this point in time.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
July 27 2010 15:02 GMT
#26
Haha, great story. "Let me unbox something of yours..."
Xyik
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada728 Posts
July 27 2010 15:03 GMT
#27
You showed her your phoenix micro didn't you.
metaphoR
Profile Joined May 2010
United States199 Posts
July 27 2010 15:07 GMT
#28
On July 28 2010 00:03 Xyik wrote:
You showed her your phoenix micro didn't you.


that was the deal sealer. lol
Golden Ghost
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands1041 Posts
July 27 2010 15:09 GMT
#29
Beautiful story. I had a tear in my eye reading it and saw the whole thing playing in front of my eyes. 5 stars.
Life is to give and take. You take a vacation and you give to the poor.
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
July 27 2010 15:12 GMT
#30
On July 28 2010 00:09 Golden Ghost wrote:
Beautiful story. I had a tear in my eye reading it and saw the whole thing playing in front of my eyes. 5 stars.

you did? you pervert you...
the story was pretty arousing though
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
Golden Ghost
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands1041 Posts
July 27 2010 15:17 GMT
#31
What can I say. I have a livid imagination :p
Life is to give and take. You take a vacation and you give to the poor.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
July 27 2010 15:17 GMT
#32
What a good blog.

Made me laugh. Some people need to lighten up.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
July 27 2010 15:17 GMT
#33
On July 27 2010 23:14 exeexe wrote:
LOL getting drunk with some human you just met. Like playing TvP without getting any kind detection or mines.


soon, this sort of references will be too dated to be funny, but for the time being it works perfectly
manner
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
July 27 2010 15:18 GMT
#34
On July 28 2010 00:17 d_so wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 27 2010 23:14 exeexe wrote:
LOL getting drunk with some human you just met. Like playing TvP without getting any kind detection or mines.


soon, this sort of references will be too dated to be funny, but for the time being it works perfectly

its also like Flash's TvT used to be ^___^
Saturnize
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2473 Posts
July 27 2010 15:18 GMT
#35
Good story, would read again.
"Time to put the mustard on the hotdog. -_-"
d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
July 27 2010 15:18 GMT
#36
o one more thing: I hate it when people espouse the glories of "passionate" lovemaking; one-night stands aren't made for passion, it's to get some honey on your stinger and then gtfo
manner
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
July 27 2010 15:19 GMT
#37
On July 28 2010 00:02 Snet wrote:
Haha, great story. "Let me unbox something of yours..."

Yea, no starcraft nerd would have such talking skills on the spot.

I would have forgotten about her after she didn't get her copy and told her, "gg to you".
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
jamesltl
Profile Joined July 2010
Malaysia159 Posts
July 27 2010 15:20 GMT
#38
haha epic story!
CellaWerra - "Holy Check"
eSen1a
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia1058 Posts
July 27 2010 15:21 GMT
#39
every nerds fantasy? a girl sleeping with you to steal your game LOL
good writing skills, very entertaining :D
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
July 27 2010 15:23 GMT
#40
On July 28 2010 00:19 thoraxe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2010 00:02 Snet wrote:
Haha, great story. "Let me unbox something of yours..."

Yea, no starcraft nerd would have such talking skills on the spot.

I would have forgotten about her after she didn't get her copy and told her, "gg no re" .

fixed ^___^ but hey he DID score a $110 hooker (FOOLS YOU FORGET TAX AND PREORDER!!!)
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