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vic_gn
Profile Joined March 2010
Austria50 Posts
July 09 2010 18:31 GMT
#41


Try to resist xD
Elite00fm
Profile Joined January 2008
United States548 Posts
July 09 2010 18:40 GMT
#42

smoorn
Profile Joined July 2010
Poland66 Posts
July 09 2010 18:46 GMT
#43


thats all i have to say :D
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
July 09 2010 18:48 GMT
#44
Yawn, got about 15 minutes to go. Gonna take a look through all the videos to see.
God Bless
NR
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Romania109 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-09 18:53:29
July 09 2010 18:52 GMT
#45
This one always makes me smile. Hope you enjoy it:
+ Show Spoiler +
Goldie Hawn and Dean Martin
TSM
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Great Britain584 Posts
July 09 2010 18:55 GMT
#46
all of these are racist!!!
anyway:

The brazilian rain forest is just one long strip going straight up the middle:D
The person to smile when everything goes wrong has found someone to blame it on - arthur bloch **** tl:dr *user was banned for this post*
XazXio
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States356 Posts
July 09 2010 18:58 GMT
#47
[image loading]

Would of wrote a story but didnt have time >.<
How does food become poo?
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
July 09 2010 19:07 GMT
#48
What is the difference between a black man and snow tires?

+ Show Spoiler +

snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
July 09 2010 19:08 GMT
#49
Kay, gonna stop and read. Anything from hereon out won't be counted.
God Bless
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
July 09 2010 19:14 GMT
#50
Been reading and ended up giving the two keys to Laddergoat and Turtle raping shoe. Thanks for brightening up my day. =D

PS: Saracen plays dirty.
God Bless
Kaasflipje
Profile Joined May 2010
Netherlands198 Posts
July 09 2010 19:19 GMT
#51
Thanks a lot ^^, you brightened up my day as well. Glad you liked it.
TimmyMac
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada499 Posts
July 09 2010 19:30 GMT
#52
ted guy >>>
Craton
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States17254 Posts
July 09 2010 19:30 GMT
#53
On July 10 2010 04:14 Roffles wrote:
PS: Saracen plays dirty.


You're just mad 'cause it was hilarious.
twitch.tv/cratonz
Sethronu
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United Kingdom450 Posts
July 09 2010 19:38 GMT
#54
A mutalisk flies into a bar... but he can't get any drinks, because the Phoenix bartender only serves moving shots!
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-09 19:51:15
July 09 2010 19:51 GMT
#55
I WILL EAT YOU SARACEN.

But your second one was good so I'll let you go this time >_>

Roffles you're cute n___n
TranslatorBaa!
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
July 09 2010 20:15 GMT
#56
An Irishman walks out of a bar...
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Full
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom253 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-09 20:21:05
July 09 2010 20:20 GMT
#57




That's not immature at all.
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
July 09 2010 21:24 GMT
#58
On July 10 2010 02:45 Roffles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 10 2010 02:43 Saracen wrote:
What do you call a potato chip that won't dance?
+ Show Spoiler +
A Ruffles! HAHAHAHAHA

Low blow. That wasn't funny.


That was pretty funny
:)
Divine[aX]
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada161 Posts
July 09 2010 21:52 GMT
#59
WarChimp
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia943 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-09 23:38:20
July 09 2010 23:37 GMT
#60



Damn I don't know how to make youtube videos just show up

and... nevermind
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