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AeonStrife
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States918 Posts
July 09 2010 17:36 GMT
#21
Yeah, this makes me laugh everytime I see it.

[image loading]
Whats worse...US Poltics or SC2 Balance Talks...
Mr.Eternity
Profile Joined May 2010
United States143 Posts
July 09 2010 17:41 GMT
#22
classic

"Because nobody can make it alone"
sung_moon
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10110 Posts
July 09 2010 17:41 GMT
#23
i lol'd at some of these jokes ahha
Forever Young
Gerbeeros
Profile Joined May 2010
101 Posts
July 09 2010 17:42 GMT
#24
True story of fail:

Me and my mate once had this great idea after getting out of bar in quite the drunken state that we should run to my place naked. This of course was in middle of the winter -17 celsius temperature.

So we did it, we ran over a mile in cold weather, it was snowing and our asses were about to fall of at the time we got to our place, got some good comments on the way and some clothed hypocrites telling us how stupid we looked in our natural state of manly beauty.

I got bit sobered up in that cold weather and started suspecting something is wrong once we got at my door. OUR FUCKING CLOTHES. They were left behind. Well that would have been somewhat bearable if my keys, my wallet and my friends cellphone were not also left behind inside the damn pockets of those clothes.

Luckily my other friend lived near and we took another walk naked, ringed his doorbell and imagine his face when he saw us. He was kind enough after few laughs to give us t shirts and boxers and called us a cab so we could fetch our clothes.

And yes the clothes with all their valuables were still there.

Must be the stupidest thing ive ever done, personally i blame that bottle of absinthe we drank at some point.


Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
July 09 2010 17:43 GMT
#25
What do you call a potato chip that won't dance?
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A Ruffles! HAHAHAHAHA
Diuqil
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States307 Posts
July 09 2010 17:43 GMT
#26
On July 10 2010 02:41 sung_moon wrote:
i lol'd at some of these jokes ahha

Like mine :D:D:D:D
I really want a key I live in a pretty poor country so I can't afford a 60$+ game :|
Mr.Eternity
Profile Joined May 2010
United States143 Posts
July 09 2010 17:44 GMT
#27
"Because nobody can make it alone"
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
July 09 2010 17:45 GMT
#28
On July 10 2010 02:43 Saracen wrote:
What do you call a potato chip that won't dance?
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A Ruffles! HAHAHAHAHA

Low blow. That wasn't funny.
God Bless
Myia
Profile Joined May 2010
173 Posts
July 09 2010 17:46 GMT
#29
The famous scottish beverage



Also:

(shamelessly stolen from starcraft-source)

What did the Ultralisk's Chitinous Plating say when the Colossus accidentally walked in on him in the bathroom?
"Get outta here, man, I'm Chitin!"
I am the best SC2 player in the world! Except those that play Random, Protoss, Terran, or Zerg :(
Milkis
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
5003 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-09 17:49:36
July 09 2010 17:46 GMT
#30
On July 10 2010 02:30 Saracen wrote:
CSheep walks into a bar, looking a little famished. The bartender asks him if he would like something to eat. He replies, "I can't. I'm a drone." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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back to work



i actually laughed at this lol


On July 10 2010 02:43 Saracen wrote:
What do you call a potato chip that won't dance?
+ Show Spoiler +
A Ruffles! HAHAHAHAHA



Saracen won this :D
Shades
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia19 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-09 17:49:25
July 09 2010 17:48 GMT
#31
humour, what a great skill toi have
MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
July 09 2010 17:51 GMT
#32
On July 10 2010 02:36 JohnUCrazy wrote:
Yeah, this makes me laugh everytime I see it.

[image loading]

If i had a key i would give it to you. That was my favorite by far!
"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
July 09 2010 17:51 GMT
#33
What do you say to a smoking hot woman at the beach?
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What are you doing out of the kitchen?!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oddguy
Profile Joined July 2010
United States10 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-09 17:58:01
July 09 2010 17:56 GMT
#34
What do you tell a women that has two black eyes ?

Nothing ! You already told her twice !

*Edit* (I have stooped low enough to make sexist jokes CMON)
I'm not the next of them , i am the first of me
Olorin.SVK
Profile Joined December 2008
Slovakia136 Posts
July 09 2010 17:59 GMT
#35

this is gold, trust me :-)
Kouda
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2205 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-09 18:03:34
July 09 2010 18:01 GMT
#36
On July 10 2010 02:43 Saracen wrote:
What do you call a potato chip that won't dance?
+ Show Spoiler +
A Ruffles! HAHAHAHAHA


I laughed pretty hard.

edit:

Boram's pretty hot.
tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
July 09 2010 18:05 GMT
#37
Look at Weird Al's awesome shredding skills!

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If you're ever bored, this series is a giant pile of fun.

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MADTV? Funny? No way...

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Alleyway Jack
Profile Joined June 2010
United States43 Posts
July 09 2010 18:09 GMT
#38
This is pretty hysterical.


AdamBanks
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada996 Posts
July 09 2010 18:11 GMT
#39
gib me itAm...
I wrote a song once.
RawrAnOcean
Profile Joined February 2006
United States359 Posts
July 09 2010 18:19 GMT
#40
On July 10 2010 02:44 Mr.Eternity wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdfPsKWyQik&feature=related


Oh man this made me lol pretty hard.
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