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I am SUCH a raving idiot...
Here's the story... yesterday, my good friends and I were sipping Dom Perignon in a private room at An extremely exclusive NYC nightclub. Who should approach my table but a group of well-dressed, Very attractive women. Being the suave latin professional musician that I am, I managed to get all Eight of their phone numbers in short order. My two friends and I bought them all some more drinks, And mentally decided which ones we would each take home for the night. I selected a blonde with Heavenly legs, and a foxy redhead, and conveyed this discreetly to the other guys. Once we Understood each others intentions, my friends and I parted ways, girls in tow. After this point, my Giant miscalculation came into play. I had forgotten that my gorgeous Argentine girlfriend would be Eagerly awaiting me, having come home earlier in the day. She is fine with threesomes, but any more Does begin to worry her, so one of the girls would have to go home. Sadly, when I was forced to Inform them of this fact, they fought bitterly, shedding much of their clothing, and both went home. Crestfallen, I drove back to my $10 million mansion.
K guys, there's my story... Sucks, doesn't it?
 
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Sorry about your life 
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Nothing like some good satire  .
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United States24744 Posts
You then wrote and awesome blog which received vote after vote of 5/5.
Ya I really have no idea what to say or what even motivated you to write this... maybe a bit too much of that Dom Perignon.
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This thread makes me facepalm and lol at the same time.
My real question is, did your girlfriend call you a 'pussy' after you got your picture taken with the other chick at 'disney world' while you typed away on the latter girl's laptop on teamliquid about it, from the same IP?
Edit: 5/5
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This is the kind of thing I wish on people who cheese me on ICCup after I'm all rage-y. I guess I never really thought through how brutal it must be. Next time I will reconsider making such evil wishes.
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Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
I'm assuming you want girl advice?
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United States22883 Posts
Lol that story is a complete lie. If you were a latin professional musician, you'd be gay.
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ahahahaha, nice man, 5/5  .
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HAHAH, I GETS IT
ITS FUNNY COS ITS NOT TRUE... AND IS THUS A BRAG BLGO !1!11
5/5
yeah, its not true because a girl that likes a threesome shouldn't have a problem with a foursome.
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On July 06 2010 13:41 Navi wrote:
HAHAH, I GETS IT
ITS FUNNY COS ITS NOT TRUE... AND IS THUS A BRAG BLGO !1!11
5/5
yeah, its not true because a girl that likes a threesome shouldn't have a problem with a foursome.
Well then it just becomes an orgy.
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On July 06 2010 13:26 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
I am SUCH a raving idiot...
Here's the story... yesterday, my good friends and I were sipping Dom Perignon in a private room at
An extremely exclusive NYC nightclub. Who should approach my table but a group of well-dressed,
Very attractive women. Being the suave latin professional musician that I am, I managed to get all
Eight of their phone numbers in short order. My two friends and I bought them all some more drinks,
And mentally decided which ones we would each take home for the night. I selected a blonde with
Heavenly legs, and a foxy redhead, and conveyed this discreetly to the other guys. Once we
Understood each others intentions, my friends and I parted ways, girls in tow. After this point, my
Giant miscalculation came into play. I had forgotten that my gorgeous Argentine girlfriend would be
Eagerly awaiting me, having come home earlier in the day. She is fine with threesomes, but any more
Does begin to worry her, so one of the girls would have to go home. Sadly, when I was forced to
Inform them of this fact, they fought bitterly, shedding much of their clothing, and both went home.
Crestfallen, I drove back to my $10 million mansion.
K guys, there's my story... Sucks, doesn't it?
I was wondering about those random capital letters...
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On July 06 2010 13:26 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
My two friends and I bought them all some more drinks
This and this alone is how you can tell the blog is an obvious lie.
If they were such ballers, the women would be buying them drinks.
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Umm.. wow, I'm not sure what to say... but haha, thanks, this blog cheered me up a little. Hahaha.
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United States22883 Posts
On July 06 2010 14:21 kainzero wrote:Show nested quote +On July 06 2010 13:26 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
My two friends and I bought them all some more drinks This and this alone is how you can tell the blog is an obvious lie. If they were such ballers, the women would be buying them drinks.
No, it's just that if he were truly a baller, he'd be out with his 50 friends.
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On July 06 2010 14:23 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On July 06 2010 14:21 kainzero wrote:On July 06 2010 13:26 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
My two friends and I bought them all some more drinks This and this alone is how you can tell the blog is an obvious lie. If they were such ballers, the women would be buying them drinks. No, it's just that if he were truly a baller, he'd be out with his 50 friends.
HEY MAN YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF ME LIKE THAT ITS TOTALLY NOT COOL LET ME GO BLOG ABOUT IT.
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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On July 06 2010 14:23 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On July 06 2010 14:21 kainzero wrote:On July 06 2010 13:26 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
My two friends and I bought them all some more drinks This and this alone is how you can tell the blog is an obvious lie. If they were such ballers, the women would be buying them drinks. No, it's just that if he were truly a baller, he'd be out with his 50 friends.
Oh no you didn't....
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dom perignon is a waste of money
..or maybe i don't know how to appreciate it. whatevs
i giggled at this blog though, 5/5
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On July 06 2010 14:25 Megalisk wrote:Show nested quote +On July 06 2010 14:23 Jibba wrote:On July 06 2010 14:21 kainzero wrote:On July 06 2010 13:26 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
My two friends and I bought them all some more drinks This and this alone is how you can tell the blog is an obvious lie. If they were such ballers, the women would be buying them drinks. No, it's just that if he were truly a baller, he'd be out with his 50 friends. HEY MAN YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF ME LIKE THAT ITS TOTALLY NOT COOL LET ME GO BLOG ABOUT IT.
...... really guys?
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Psh, my girlfriend will do whatever I tell her to. Even if it is a 4some.
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On July 06 2010 14:19 SonuvBob wrote:Show nested quote +On July 06 2010 13:26 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
I am SUCH a raving idiot...
Here's the story... yesterday, my good friends and I were sipping Dom Perignon in a private room at
An extremely exclusive NYC nightclub. Who should approach my table but a group of well-dressed,
Very attractive women. Being the suave latin professional musician that I am, I managed to get all
Eight of their phone numbers in short order. My two friends and I bought them all some more drinks,
And mentally decided which ones we would each take home for the night. I selected a blonde with
Heavenly legs, and a foxy redhead, and conveyed this discreetly to the other guys. Once we
Understood each others intentions, my friends and I parted ways, girls in tow. After this point, my
Giant miscalculation came into play. I had forgotten that my gorgeous Argentine girlfriend would be
Eagerly awaiting me, having come home earlier in the day. She is fine with threesomes, but any more
Does begin to worry her, so one of the girls would have to go home. Sadly, when I was forced to
Inform them of this fact, they fought bitterly, shedding much of their clothing, and both went home.
Crestfallen, I drove back to my $10 million mansion.
K guys, there's my story... Sucks, doesn't it? I was wondering about those random capital letters...
getting the line spacing was 90% of the effort in making the blog
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I bet they didn't even have 300 cumulative APM
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nice Big Ridiculously Agonizing Gaffe blog
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yeah man that sucks. maybe if you had mentioned TL to them, they would've high-fived you or something
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