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Marahumm
United States98 Posts
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MutaDoom
Canada1163 Posts
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TelecoM
United States10847 Posts
edit : turn it into bang bus rofl | ||
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MutaDoom
Canada1163 Posts
On June 26 2010 04:29 arb wrote: going to agree with inc she has a new bf just ignore that bitch, maybe try for a quickie, serenade her possibly, you could also knock that bitch the fuck out and rape her, alternatively you can just ignore her. but do wahtever Inc may have nailed it twice, but this is actually a pretty decent response as well. | ||
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nosliw
United States2716 Posts
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BroOd
Austin10833 Posts
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CheAse
Canada919 Posts
On June 26 2010 04:57 BroOd wrote: I wrote the trailer to your movie INT. PARENT’S HOUSE – DAY VO Meet CheAse. His life isn’t going exactly as planned Dad frowns as CheAse rifles through the fridge in his underwear DAD This isn’t just a failure to launch, it’s like the god-damned Challenger explosion all over again. CHEASE (with a mouthful of food) Get off my case, Dad CheAse lugs the armful of snacks out the front door to his trailer home VO But this summer, he’s going to get one more chance with the girl who got away INT. GIRL’S DORM – NIGHT On phone: GIRLFRIEND Yeah, I’m coming home over break, I’d really like to see you again. You know, to catch up. We’ll always be friends, right? VO Now CheAse has two weeks to go from zero… to Hero. INT. GYM – DAY CheAse hits the gym, falls off the treadmill in exhaustion and flops onto the ground. Two attractive girls walk past, giggling. CheAse I, uh, dropped a contact VO But sometimes it’s not about what you look like, it’s about who you are inside EXT. NIGHT – GIRLFRIEND’S HOUSE As it rains: CheAse But Amber, I love you! Amber looks out the window, crying, before slowly closing the curtain. CheAse falls to his knees. CheAse NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VO This summer, learn to fall in love all over again… EXT. CHEASE’S TRAILER LARRY Look CheAse, you’re my best friend, but this is crazy! What do you think is gonna happen? She doesn’t love you anymore. CheAse You’re wrong. She does love me, and I’m going to prove it, no matter what. Larry She’s getting married in two days, cross country. You’ll never make it man. Face it, you’re going to be a lonely internet slob forever. CheAse You’re wrong. You’re all wrong! EXT. HIGHWAY – DAY CheAse speeds along the highway, airdrumming to AC/DC’s highway to hell INT. CHURCH – DAY Amber and Bruce stand at the altar, smiling, when CheAse busts through the door. CheAse I OBJECT! Congregation gasps. VO Jonah Hill, Ellen Page with Christopher Walken and Tracy Morgan in, “Home Is Where the CheAse Is” rofl this is epic. Made my day. + Show Spoiler + On June 26 2010 05:06 SandTSquared wrote: edit : turn it into bang bus rofl You have no idea how many people have suggested this | ||
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Half
United States2554 Posts
On June 26 2010 04:10 {88}iNcontroL wrote: 1. move. 2. the 3. fuck 4. on. She is long gone.. a year and she lives with a guy? Common man. Freaking out and trying to lose weight in 2 weeks won't reverse the fact that you STILL haven't moved on and that you live in a bus. That doesn't exactly exude attraction with girls... she isn't going to dump her roommate/boyfriend and declare that she is getting back with you out of pity... that never happens man. 2 weeks? beta will be back. Ignore her and drink those energy drinks playing sc2 in your bus. I don't think its just about getting back together lol, he probably just feels like shit to think about her seeing him in his current state. Which imo, is a correct and proper response. You should feel pathetic, which is good, because that should be the motivation for you to stop being pathetic. | ||
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NuKedUFirst
Canada3139 Posts
On June 26 2010 05:06 SandTSquared wrote: if he has a bf, why u care bro edit : turn it into bang bus rofl LOL.. I think I found a typo? The edit was funny though. In my opinion, ignore her until you turned your life to something you like? | ||
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
 ) and be really persistent in getting her to like you. Make her laugh, if you have good drawing skills then draw a painting of her(really nice one) next to her boyfriend with her boyfriend looking like a total nerd and then draw a version of one where the boyfriend looks the way Amber sees him. If this doesn't work, nothing will except somehow taking her away to Paris and making her date you there. edit: BUT DON'T TELL HER YOU TOOK ADVICE FROM A 8th GRADER! | ||
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Sephy90
United States1785 Posts
On June 26 2010 04:26 CheAse wrote: I am a insecure person. A year before now I was proud and respected myself. After a year I became in a bit of a slump, and not proud or happy with what I have become. Also makes me not want her, or anyone, to see this side of me until I am happy with it. how about you use this insecurity and make it so you'll feel better about yourself, and stop trying to prepare all this for her, and just prepare it for you! | ||
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danmooj1
United States1855 Posts
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Spiffeh
United States830 Posts
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28892 Posts
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F.A.O.D.
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CheAse
Canada919 Posts
On June 26 2010 06:24 danmooj1 wrote: sucks beta is down right now. you could've shown her your godly APM. FAST FINGERS loooooool On June 26 2010 06:34 F.A.O.D. wrote: cevo shipped you your prize already? Not yet =(. My friends and I are going to crack them on SC2 launch xD. They ship at the end of every month, and I sent mine off on the 1st. | ||
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St3MoR
Spain3256 Posts
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Bibbit
Canada5377 Posts
On June 26 2010 06:06 3FFA wrote: Just saw this, work out, try to make her date you instead for the first 2-3 days(3 MAX) and if it doesn't work then move on and tell her you've seen the error in your ways and are ready to just be friends now(etc., etc. ). Or you could be like the french dude in the latest suite life of Zack and Cody on disney channel(NOTHING ON WAAAAAH! ) and be really persistent in getting her to like you. Make her laugh, if you have good drawing skills then draw a painting of her(really nice one) next to her boyfriend with her boyfriend looking like a total nerd and then draw a version of one where the boyfriend looks the way Amber sees him. If this doesn't work, nothing will except somehow taking her away to Paris and making her date you there. edit: BUT DON'T TELL HER YOU TOOK ADVICE FROM A 8th GRADER! Also, don't take advice from an 8th grader. Taking relationship advice out of the disney channel is never going to be in your best interests. Like ever. Edit: Just read Brood's screenplay: LOOOOOOL | ||
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Saracen
United States5139 Posts
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FiBsTeR
United States415 Posts
And zero to hero? Jesus where do you come up with this. XD | ||
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