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I had a weird dream a couple days ago. Might be a little long, sorry!.
In it appeared Hot_Bid with a twist.
In the dream im at some house party just chilling on the couch with an elementary school friend who I have not seen in like 10 years. Suddenly two asian chicks walk toward us and sit on the couch as well (I'm sitting between them). One of them is my ex girlfriends younger cousin who i've never met in real life.
The other one is a female Hot_Bid. I think Hot_bid was wearing a long black dress and had short black hair, sorta looked like a bob cut. she was definitely hot, I was aroused and wanted to tap that quick time.
Now I've never seen a pic of hot_Bid or spoken to him. I just know that hes male, a hilarious poster, and i think hes asian?
Anyways, I'm able to identify this female as hot_bid because we start discussing how she trolled all the fanboys when flash lost to effort. We also start talking about how funny she is and how suprised I am that hot_bid is a female.
I'm talking to both of the girls now and then me and hot_bid start fooling with each others hands and caressing them. I feel on the top of the world, then out of nowhere all of us start holding hands like its some barney episode. I thought we were gonna have a foursome or something.
At this point I'm feeling a lil jealous though. I thought Hot_Bid was feeling me. I start thinking to myself this guys a faggot (elem friend). He was more athletic than me when i was younger and now hes trying to take my chick. My anger subsides when I realize my ex girlfriends younger cousin is still holding my hand. I realize I can still get laid so I'm happy. She definitely wasnt hotter then hot_Bid but nonetheless she was cute. A solid 7 in my eyes.
The scene then suddenly changes to some redneck restaurant that looked like a huge casino hall. It had a bunch of biker dudes that looked super deezed with a southern accent. So hot_bid, ex girlfriends ytounger cousin, my younger brother (WTF), and myself sit down ready to order. The menu is all weird and only had Mccain foods like the pizza, fries, etc. There was also a huge ass jumbotron that had a slideshow of all the different mccain foods.
So we order our food and when we are finishing up the bartender tells us that they put something in the two girls food. Apparently, they do this for all female guests and use them as sex slaves/strippers or something. All of us get up say fuck and try to escape. The two girls are clearly poisoned and super tipsy. Hot_Bid then somehow ends behind some bars in dominatrix clothing holding the whip and all. I can't remember what happens next but Hot_Bid somehow escapes and then the scene switches to some happy ever after backdrop with unicorns, flowers, blue midnight sky and stars.
Then the dream ends. That is all!
 
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He was trolling you in your dream..
has hot_bid became PSYCHIC???
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just postin' here so I can say I partook in the probably the weirdest thread in some time!!
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On June 16 2010 05:50 arb wrote:
He was trolling you in your dream..
has hot_bid became PSYCHIC???
Oh god...o.o
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Well, it could have been worse.
Imagine that chick looked like InControl.
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On June 16 2010 05:52 Hawk wrote:
just postin' here so I can say I partook in the probably the weirdest thread in some time!!
I want in too
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Canada7170 Posts
I think Hot_bid was wearing a long black dress and had short black hair, sorta looked like a bob cut. she was definitely hot, I was aroused and wanted to tap that quick time.
Time for a new sig?
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Hot_bid is wayyyyyyy too good. Making it into people's dreams. Damn, that's like, Broodwar level good.
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lol that was pretty scary.
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She definitely wasnt hotter then hot_Bid...
hahahaha
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hot_bid is actually a large bald white man
i dont know why you picture him like this....
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On June 16 2010 05:56 mikeymoo wrote:Show nested quote +I think Hot_bid was wearing a long black dress and had short black hair, sorta looked like a bob cut. she was definitely hot, I was aroused and wanted to tap that quick time. Time for a new sig?
i think so
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That is some crazy dream, not entirely sure why you would choose to share this with anyone
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On June 16 2010 05:55 Kiaorai wrote:
Well, it could have been worse.
Imagine that chick looked like InControl.
OH GOD YES
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On June 16 2010 05:59 arb wrote:Show nested quote +On June 16 2010 05:56 mikeymoo wrote:I think Hot_bid was wearing a long black dress and had short black hair, sorta looked like a bob cut. she was definitely hot, I was aroused and wanted to tap that quick time. Time for a new sig? i think so
LOL, this is definitively the weirdest thread ever........
great sig u have there.
Cmon Hotbid, waiting for your post here :3!
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holy crap dude lmao.... Wonder how Hot_bid will react to this o.o
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Okay, this creeped me out a little bit. Definitely worth reading though 
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Disturbing. But entertaining.
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This makes me feel hot and need to breathe heavy
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wat
this is a good blog 5/5
we need more of these
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On June 16 2010 06:08 Treeplant wrote:
This makes me feel hot and need to breathe heavy
this blog is so fucked up
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Just woke up from a nap and read this, Thank you UrASofty for making my day.
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me and hot_bid start fooling with each others hands and caressing them
So much sigworthy stuff in this blog. I am in awe.
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definitely creepy.
hilarious though.
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Stay out of my mind! 
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something just doesn't fit... maybe it's because I know what he looks like actually?
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On June 16 2010 06:25 MorningMusume11 wrote:
something just doesn't fit... maybe it's because I know what he looks like actually?
It fits just fine then. A solid 8 in my eyes.
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Awesome thread =D! Hot_Bid is like Kruger from Elms Street but instead of killing you, bring you morning wood!
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I wonder how hot_bid will respond to this
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That was an interesting dream haha.
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This is Hot_Bid btw everyone
![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/images/gallery/5549.jpg)
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So basically you woke up realising you missed getting laid with drunk, dominatrix clothed, whip holding Hot_Bid?
Why all dreams like this end up just before the hot action.. 
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Didn't know hotbid would be such a slut if he was a woman.
..Damn shame.
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LOL there's too many epic lines to quote in this.
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On June 16 2010 06:29 naonao wrote:
I wonder how hot_bid will respond to this
well if someone gets banned we know why... 
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On June 16 2010 06:33 SchOOl_VicTIm wrote:This is Hot_Bid btw everyone
Cute hat >_>
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Interesting. 
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tha fuck...?
Hot_Bid is a pretty cool guy and everything but I never had a homoerotic dream about him. I've even met him and played Table Tennis with him. Seriously wtf?
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Haha that was so good. Only dreams can be so random and so stupid.
And where's Hot_Bid? Too scared to post?
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On June 16 2010 07:19 uNiGNoRe wrote:
Haha that was so good. Only dreams can be so random and so stupid.
And where's Hot_Bid? Too scared to post?
With his fucked up sleep schedule who knows
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where is hot_bid's response to all of this!?!?!?!?
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i felt weird as i was reading this lolol
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BWAHAHA. This is just too good... I love dreams. They're always screwed up. I just had a dream I was getting harassed in a post-earthquake parking lot by Doritos.
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Meh...
Where's HotBid's post? D:
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Lol. What the hell dude? That whole thing made me very uncomfortable for Hot_Bid. 0-O
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Hotbid is too scared to post.
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awaiting hot_bid's post...
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Hotbid is too scared to post. Lol was thinking that.
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did she spoke in broken english and also debated APM with you?
if yes, you have been trolled
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wish i had dreams like these
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is the OP asian too? sometimes I feel like im the only non-asian on these forums 0.o
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Damn. What a dream.
And for some reason I became hard after reading this.....
DAMN!
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On June 16 2010 08:55 SHr3DD3r wrote:
Damn. What a dream.
And for some reason I became hard after reading this.....
DAMN!
wat
?????????
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On June 16 2010 08:24 BDF92 wrote:
is the OP asian too? sometimes I feel like im the only non-asian on these forums 0.o
Us non-asians often get accused of being asian too...
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On June 16 2010 09:04 arb wrote:Show nested quote +On June 16 2010 08:55 SHr3DD3r wrote:
Damn. What a dream.
And for some reason I became hard after reading this.....
DAMN! wat ?????????
I am as shocked as you are... Scary
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On June 16 2010 09:07 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On June 16 2010 08:24 BDF92 wrote:
is the OP asian too? sometimes I feel like im the only non-asian on these forums 0.o Us non-asians often get accused of being asian too...
Everyone is asian okay?
And I lol'd at the OP.
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hahaahhaaaha the part where you start caressing hands etc. i couldn't control my laughter. at least five people in the library looked really irritated xD 8[
man hot_bid has enough sex appeal for two sexes
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On June 16 2010 16:22 SHr3DD3r wrote:Show nested quote +On June 16 2010 09:04 arb wrote:On June 16 2010 08:55 SHr3DD3r wrote:
Damn. What a dream.
And for some reason I became hard after reading this.....
DAMN! wat ????????? I am as shocked as you are... Scary
seriously dude, you don't have to say the last sentence 
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On June 16 2010 05:52 Hawk wrote:
just postin' here so I can say I partook in the probably the weirdest thread in some time!!
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bump for hotbid's response
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Man, that s some disturbing dream :/
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uhhh . . . lol. Poor Hot_bid
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On June 17 2010 13:25 Chesner wrote:![[image loading]](http://www.tee-junction.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bustedtees.b396966813ac75cd643d388ba19491fe.jpg)
lol :D
<3 amir
And yeah, more on topic. Epic story
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If this was a movie, it would be called "Mulholland Drive 2".
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hahah Amir! And pretty sexy plot, until the scene change.
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Fuckin' eh... and I thought I had some weird ass dreams...
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This is the greatest thing I have ever read.
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LOL HOTBID IN A BALCK DOMINATRIX THING
were u thinking of lilsusie lol
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this thread needs more pics
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5/5
Would pay for movie version
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Wow, what a strange story...
I wish my dreams were as interesting.
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Honestly ive just been rechecking this post nearly daily to see how HotBid will respond. Of course, he probably knows about this and has read it, but just too unsure how to respond.
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On June 19 2010 15:15 Pandain wrote:
Honestly ive just been rechecking this post nearly daily to see how HotBid will respond. Of course, he probably knows about this and has read it, but just too unsure how to respond.
I think I have the perfect comic to describe how he feels about that.
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1425
They MUST drink beer and wear Victorian outfits!
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i think this gets even better if you substitute "hotbid" for "fakesteve"
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I just want to partake in the Hot_Bidness of this thread
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So Hot_Bid hasn't commented in here yet? I doubt he could have managed to not know about it so he must be ignoring it.
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I've decided to bump this thread for two reasons.
Firstly, the sheer awesome of this thread cannot be confined in the depths of the Blogs section. The newer generation of TLers must be made aware of this erotic phantasmagoria.
Secondly, I'm getting pissed at Hot_Bid for not responding to the OP. You better tell us how you felt when you read this, dammit!
Anyway, enjoy. Well, as much as one can enjoy a female dominatrix Hot_Bid. (Which is completely.)
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Lol, this was funny when I first read it, thanks for the bump. And yes, I can see Hot_Bid as a female dominatrix.
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rofl i missed this the first time
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United States4053 Posts
wow lmao
i love that hot_bid hasn't posted in this thread yet (or did I miss it?)
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wait wtf someone else has this dream?
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On November 21 2010 11:15 infinitestory wrote:
wow lmao
i love that hot_bid hasn't posted in this thread yet (or did I miss it?)
No he hasn't but rofl this is a funny one :D
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I had a weird dream about Manifesto's s.o. once. It was crazy.
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Let's have a vote!
Poll: Should hot_bid respond to this dream?Yes I wanna hear all about it (100) 97% No hot_bid can keep his privacy (3) 3% 103 total votes Your vote: Should hot_bid respond to this dream? (Vote): Yes I wanna hear all about it
(Vote): No hot_bid can keep his privacy
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haha thanks for the bump
@OP disturbingly funny dream you had there...
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I've dreamed of Hot_Bid too. I was playing StarCraft against him, and I lost horribly. After waking up, it made no sense at all - wouldn't I be able to play even better than Flash in my dream, given that... it's a dream? But no, apparently my dream had to be f*cking realistic.
To be fair, I've met HB in real life so it's not quite as random.
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Oh my god. I think this may just beat Day9's masturbation story.
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Now now, Day[J]'s masturbation story is on a whole different level... altitude.
Still waiting on that reply, good thing this was bumped. :D
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I'm not sure which story is worse (In a funny and yet scary, twisted way) Day[9]'s masturbation story or this one. o.O Hotbid needs to respond! I must know what happens next! XD
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This has officially made my day. I will have to cry myself to sleep though if Hot_Bid doesn't respond by the end of the day. ^^
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On November 22 2010 08:05 SageFantasma wrote:
This has officially made my day. I will have to cry myself to sleep though if Hot_Bid doesn't respond by the end of the day. ^^
I wouldn't bet on it. He hasn't responded to it since the thread was made in June.
Maybe I can get one of the other mods to... convince him to respond...
+ Show Spoiler +
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On November 22 2010 08:24 Aeres wrote:Show nested quote +On November 22 2010 08:05 SageFantasma wrote:
This has officially made my day. I will have to cry myself to sleep though if Hot_Bid doesn't respond by the end of the day. ^^ I wouldn't bet on it. He hasn't responded to it since the thread was made in June. Maybe I can get one of the other mods to... convince him to respond... + Show Spoiler +
now you have just revolutionized the term "information hiding" >.>
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hot bid has probably read this several times, but has chosen not to reply until he gets a counter dream where he dreams of the OP.
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On November 22 2010 08:51 29 fps wrote:
hot bid has probably read this several times, but has chosen not to reply until he gets a counter dream where he dreams of the OP.
Clearly he's read it. It's just pissing me off that we're being denied the pleasure of knowing his feelings on the matter. Personally, I'd be flattered if someone dreamed about me, especially if I was a sexy beast in the dream.
C'mon, Hot_Bid! Post something!
+ Show Spoiler +Don't make me take off my belt.
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I actually had a dream about SoMuchBetter a while ago as well but I can't remember exactly what happened. Only thing I can recall is his house, a fight and police, and dogs. =[
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I hope every time (if ever) Hot_Bid reads my signature, he is reminded of his lack of soul from not posting in this thread.
One day...maybe...
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One of the Mods should change the title of this blog every day, trolling Hot_Bid into reading it countless times.
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Man, still no response? Q.Q...Does someone have to pm him to find out a reaction? Cause at this rate I might just do that so that I know what happens next! Btw - Happy Thanksgiving all! ^^
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I feel bad for the OP, still no response from his favorite mod :/
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On November 22 2010 10:33 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:
hot_bid voted in my poll
in what favour?
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Oh man, bump.
Hot_Bid needs to respond.
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I believe Hot_Bid is deliberately avoiding this thread.
This has an image of how Hot_Bid gets into your dreams O.O
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Really want him to reply now...
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Hot_Bid: We have to go deeper
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ah, good bump, thanks to the guy who brought this thread up in the creepy-starcraft-dream blog.
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On December 12 2010 07:41 drooL wrote:
ah, good bump, thanks to the guy who brought this thread up in the creepy-starcraft-dream blog.
<3
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Oh god this is hillarious, fucking lol
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is this going to turn into another Nada's Body thread?
Maybe a mod needs to change it to Hot_bid's body thread LOL.
I wonder what he thinks about this all TL nerds bowing down to him (LOL) oh wait Nazgul won't like that.
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Hot_Bid, you must tell me, thus I can not sleep unknowing. O.o
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^that's his plan, he's just messing up everyone's sleep
so he will never tell
nice bump btw
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EPT
