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Shortest books ever written by teamliquid members - Page 18

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Failsafe
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1298 Posts
June 07 2010 19:02 GMT
#341
On June 08 2010 03:59 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Artificial Intelligence- Dragoon


rofl

Overcoming Your Anger: The Reality of Exploding -Scarab
MrBitter: Phoenixes... They're like flying hellions. Always cost efficient.
Caedis_HiT
Profile Joined February 2010
Norway28 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 19:06:55
June 07 2010 19:05 GMT
#342
Seven days - Day[9]
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
June 07 2010 19:08 GMT
#343
On June 08 2010 03:59 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Sarcasm- Romanians


That book should be by Romanian from Romania
beep boop
Curu
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada2817 Posts
June 07 2010 19:08 GMT
#344
It honestly astounds me how many people STILL don't get the point of the joke in this thread. There's like at least 2 on every page that just fail hard and had the joke completely fly over their heads.
wat
triangle
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3803 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 19:14:26
June 07 2010 19:12 GMT
#345
Understanding the joke a "shortest books ever written thread" -about half the posters here

An ode to Scarab AI -Much

Using dragoon range effectively in PvP - Stork
Also known as waterfall / w4terfall
Failsafe
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1298 Posts
June 07 2010 19:26 GMT
#346
Strategy -Starcraft 2
On the Appeal of Sundry Humor -TL.net
MrBitter: Phoenixes... They're like flying hellions. Always cost efficient.
RoTaNiMoD
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States558 Posts
June 07 2010 19:39 GMT
#347
What People Understand About Me - by mensrea
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-08 03:40:51
June 07 2010 19:58 GMT
#348
dunno if it's been done (probably)
Leaving games with class by Idra

meh it has two pages or so back.

Sane as me by Lim Yo Hwan
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
June 07 2010 20:26 GMT
#349
On June 08 2010 04:08 7mk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 08 2010 03:59 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Sarcasm- Romanians


That book should be by Romanian from Romania

XD
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45341 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 20:38:25
June 07 2010 20:31 GMT
#350
On June 08 2010 04:08 Curu wrote:
It honestly astounds me how many people STILL don't get the point of the joke in this thread. There's like at least 2 on every page that just fail hard and had the joke completely fly over their heads.


It's fucking ridiculous -.-'

To everyone:

The book titles are NOT supposed to be about something the author does all the time.

The book titles are supposed to be IRONIC (once you look at *who wrote it*) because the author would NEVER do the things the book would talk about. HENCE it would be one of the "Shortest books ever written."

::facepalm::

For example, it should be How to respect your opponents by FireBatHero, not How to be a douche when you win, because he's known for having bad manners, and so the former book would be very brief.

Similarly, you should put something like How to win a gold medal by Yellow (because he never did, hence his nickname the King of Silver), and not How to be a handsome nerd by Artosis and Tasteless (because that's actually a nickname/site they both have).

Please follow directions, people.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
June 07 2010 20:33 GMT
#351
How to genuinely recognize sarcasm - by Pika Chu
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
June 07 2010 20:53 GMT
#352
my comment to DarkPlasmaBall and others complaining:
+ Show Spoiler +


On June 08 2010 05:31 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 08 2010 04:08 Curu wrote:
It honestly astounds me how many people STILL don't get the point of the joke in this thread. There's like at least 2 on every page that just fail hard and had the joke completely fly over their heads.


It's fucking ridiculous -.-'

To everyone:

The book titles are NOT supposed to be about something the author does all the time.

The book titles are supposed to be IRONIC (once you look at *who wrote it*) because the author would NEVER do the things the book would talk about. HENCE it would be one of the "Shortest books ever written."

::facepalm::

For example, it should be How to respect your opponents by FireBatHero, not How to be a douche when you win, because he's known for having bad manners, and so the former book would be very brief.

Similarly, you should put something like How to win a gold medal by Yellow (because he never did, hence his nickname the King of Silver), and not How to be a handsome nerd by Artosis and Tasteless (because that's actually a nickname/site they both have).

Please follow directions, people.



Honestly, posts like yours ruin this thread way more than bad attempts at being funny do.
If you dont like it just scan through it, it's always very easy to see if you like the stuff someone posts or not. Incontrol's already written an example which was hilarious even though it was exactly what the guy was always talking about anyways (chibi).I dont care that the op title is "shortest book", as long as what is posted is funny.
So please, relax, stop ruining the good atmosphere of this thread with constant whining, ignore the unfunny ones and have a good time
beep boop
funnybananaman
Profile Joined April 2009
United States830 Posts
June 07 2010 21:04 GMT
#353
haha great thread
How to sound like a manly man - Storrzerg
dhe95
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1213 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 21:10:58
June 07 2010 21:10 GMT
#354
Finding the best RAM - Zertaul933
Computers 101 - Veg


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33498 for more info
Go0g3n
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Russian Federation410 Posts
June 07 2010 21:14 GMT
#355
"Easygoing" - by DarkPlasmaBall
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
June 07 2010 21:22 GMT
#356
Nuclear Physics Explained - Sarah Palin
Business Ethics - Bernie Madoff
Staying Together: The Joys of Fostering a Lasting Marriage - Larry King
JiYan
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3668 Posts
June 07 2010 21:24 GMT
#357
Why I Really Want Chat Channels: An Autobiography - Frank Pierce
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
June 07 2010 21:29 GMT
#358
How to Make Insightful Posts - 3FFA
Keniji
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Netherlands2569 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 21:36:41
June 07 2010 21:34 GMT
#359
How to make your opponents insecure by insisting that you're the favorite and will win - by Mondragon

also known as

How to make your opponents insecure by not respecting them in interviews
bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
June 07 2010 21:38 GMT
#360
"How to plan your time wisely so as to not miss important events" - BBQ Toss

"When I became a Progamer" -HyunJun
BW4LYF . . . . . . PM me, I LOVE PMs. . . . . . Long live "NaDa's Body" . . . . . . Fantasy | Bisu/Best | Jaedong . . . . .
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