So a few months back, I was at this church retreat and we were talking about wiping out butts (we're pretty cool, huh?). So it came up that one of us wiped from the front. I've grown up taking toilet paper, folding it nicely, and reaching behind my back and wiping. This dude takes his toilet paper and reaches between his junk and wipes this way. I'm betting that >90% of us wipe from the back, but I just want to make sure.
Poll: How do you wipe?
I reach around my waist/behind my back. (84)
78%
I go between my legs from the front. (24)
22%
108 total votes
Your vote: How do you wipe?
(Vote): I reach around my waist/behind my back. (Vote): I go between my legs from the front.
On a side note, I was once told that putting a bit of water on your toilet paper cleans it better. I've recently been using water on my toilet paper, as well. Just for kicks, I just want to see what you guys say.
Poll: When I'm at home, I...
use toilet paper dry. (93)
92%
put a bit of water on my toilet paper from the sink. (4)
4%
put a bit of water on my toilet paper from the toilet bowl. (4)
4%
101 total votes
Your vote: When I'm at home, I...
(Vote): use toilet paper dry. (Vote): put a bit of water on my toilet paper from the sink. (Vote): put a bit of water on my toilet paper from the toilet bowl.
Poll #3
Poll: I have...
seen this, but don't understand how people ever use it. (39)
45%
never seen this before, wtf?!?!? (36)
42%
seen this and use it all the time. (11)
13%
86 total votes
Your vote: I have...
(Vote): seen this and use it all the time. (Vote): never seen this before, wtf?!?!? (Vote): seen this, but don't understand how people ever use it.
you forgot to add "scrunch or fold?" lol i went to a church retreat once, and we had a similar discussion except none about the ones you mentioned, but about scrunching up or folding your toilet paper to put it in the bin
LOL do people really reach for their anus between their legs?? and yeah dry toiler paper. id think the only reason to wet them is if you've sat on the toilet for so long reading magazines or playing WoW (I think some people do this?) that all your poop has dried on your ass.... wtf
BETWEEN THE LEGS, yes i do it because when im sitting on the toilet i dont have room because i sit right up to the back and dont have room to go through the back. so i go through the front touch my balls with my wrist and wipe. so to the other 6 people that do it between the legs your not alone!
On May 11 2010 11:58 Warrior Madness wrote: WTF. Some People wet their toilet paper before wiping??? Bunch of crazies.
On May 11 2010 11:58 Beloth(OD) wrote: EW water on the toilet paper is nasty~
I don't understand how a partially wet toilet paper is nasty. It clears your rim better.
If yall think a wet toilet paper is nasty you must think a bidet is HORRIBLE then :-s
unless you're thinking about the TP being wet from dipping in the bowl.. then yeah that might be a little nasty, I just reach around the wall and wet it in the shower. Yeah my arm is that long HA
Anyone ever actually used a cat to wipe their ass with?
Nothing here is that surprising for me except wetting your toilet paper with toilet water. Wtf... so after you take a shit, you dip the paper into that shit water or flush and then dip it into the water?? Either way, that's still weird.
I used to build huts in the forest when I was a kid. And I would take too long to go home just to take a shit, so I wiped many times with tree leaves. It is rough enough to clean well.
On May 11 2010 13:31 Masamune wrote: Nothing here is that surprising for me except wetting your toilet paper with toilet water. Wtf... so after you take a shit, you dip the paper into that shit water or flush and then dip it into the water?? Either way, that's still weird.
On May 11 2010 14:50 vlaric wrote: WHY would you use water from the TOILET BOWL? That's DISGUSTING! It's like getting more poop drabbled all over your anus.
Of course you flush first if you're gonna use toilet water....
Poll #3 needs the option: "I've used one of those and vowed to never do so again." I did study abroad in Japan, had to shit really bad between classes once, and all the regular toilets were occupied. It was a completely miserable experience.
I've seen wet wipes used to clean up babies too much to consider using it on myself, would just feel too weird.
Where's the option for only using the squatting toilet because you really have to. I think I saw one of those horrors when I was on holiday in Europe too, please of all things to import from Asia, not those porcelain terrors! ><
On May 11 2010 21:28 ShadowDrgn wrote: Poll #3 needs the option: "I've used one of those and vowed to never do so again." I did study abroad in Japan, had to shit really bad between classes once, and all the regular toilets were occupied. It was a completely miserable experience.
I used one... and struggled to keep balance the entire time haha.
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