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SO I was gonna have a relaxing evening with kim but then she was sleeping. wtf sleep? i dont even know who does that...(elipses)
we were gonna work together at freebirds which is like a chipotle but better if you're wondering which you are. but then turns out that jessica who is pregnant wanted to keep her shift which is lame.
so me and kim didnt work twice together even though she was looking fine
thing is she fuckin strung me out okay? she was like hey wanna come over and watch ful metal alchemist and i was like sure and then its like
if hot girls talk in asian language it gets me going hardcore, so she was doing that shit to turn me on and i was like gettin all up on her but the bitch was just using me for her whims ya know? it's like wtf im not some toy you can just play with like ur vibrator
LOL and check this out, one night i was bein all sexy and the next morning after i slept over (nothing happened T_T) i left for work, then came back and was chillin on her bed and found her vibrator which means she was horny as hell dude! she wants the monion peen.
but yea so we didnt work together so i was gonna go over there and chill and get the other comedy video so i could show you guys how funny i am again but then she was like "oh i was asleep" and i was like oh CLEARLY you're in the mood to hang out. so i was like ima go to a party call me if you wanna chill out kk?
so she never calls me duh but then i won four (4) games of BP in a row so i was like who gives a shit? and there were these hot girls there again but nevertheless monion is so gameless he canae get slutty girls. true story.
i mean how hard can it be to get sluts?
it's like not being able to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. i suppose you could make an argument for why you failed, but in all reality its quite sad.
but i dont even care okay? im turning my life around
got a 100 on my chem hw for the first time cuz i went to class regularly so i was like SUP ENTROPY I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MKAY?
then im gonna get into the business school make a lot of money then go to parties and gonna be like "hey slutty girls my names mOnion with an "O" and i make 100k a year" and theyre gonna be like "ohhhhh chiiiiit"
just you watch
 
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you+are=you're
but its still better than the blog.
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On April 18 2010 16:38 Spenguin wrote:
Fuck your awesome
is this you?
http://www.gosugamers.net/general/members/Penguin
cuz i've always wondered if that was you and if so you are QUITE attractive.
im not kreepy though. i can sing, play guitar, dance, cook AND im a comedian. sup?
you+are=you're
but its still better than the blog.
gimme a sec i shall fix the punctuation errors
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lolno I don't touch gg.net ewwww
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On April 18 2010 16:41 Ack1027 wrote:
you+are=you're
but its still better than the blog.
No silly, I'm saying fuck the awesome that you own. l2engish
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On April 18 2010 16:43 DanceCommander wrote:
how drunk are you dude
jelly shots are pure evercleare T_T
r u kidding? they werent even frozen. i used my pinky finger to loosen that shit and it was like water cuz alchohol doesnt freeze and shit was PURE everclear
No silly, I'm saying fuck the awesome that you own. l2engish
lol thats hilarious
its like "fuck your dog" except "fuck your awesome" ROFL i dig it dude
i wish i could win the liquibet so i could have an icon x___X
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On April 18 2010 16:45 mOnion wrote:jelly shots are pure evercleare T_T r u kidding? they werent even frozen. i used my pinky finger to loosen that shit and it was like water cuz alchohol doesnt freeze and shit was PURE everclear
hahahaha you are my new hero for drinking everclear, i figured i was the only person dumb enough
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5/5
i enjoyed the blue font
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fuckin TL irc keeps kicking me for flooding
this isnt halo okay? i dont need a shotgun
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do you go to ucsb? or are you referring to the texas freebirds
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On April 18 2010 16:53 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
do you go to ucsb? or are you referring to the texas freebirds
texas.
in college station where it began. it opened for the first time on university on campus near northgate and now there are 4 locations in college station and the HG is in NY and its expanding all over the nation
theres like 40 in texas or something, and we're opening stores in Cali to spread the knowledge
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I think mOnion goes to some Texas uni
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That was quite a read, I guess I'm far behind on your blogs because I had trouble keeping up. But good job!.. I think...
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On April 18 2010 17:00 Apexplayer wrote:
That was quite a read, I guess I'm far behind on your blogs because I had trouble keeping up. But good job!.. I think...
dont worry none of the topics aformentioned have been discussed before in previous posts of mOnions
also i peed for fucking like 11 minutes!!! HOLY SHIT
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This thread doesn't have enough hidden cameras.
1/5
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On April 18 2010 17:15 Comeh wrote:
This thread doesn't have enough hidden cameras.
1/5
rofl DAMMIT how does everyone know about this i mean cadbury cream eggs are delicoius but not as good as brownies she brought me BUT a cadbury cream egg BROWNIE would be amzzzinggg
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don't sell your soul to business school!
noooo...
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On April 18 2010 18:06 boesthius wrote:
m0nion pb&j sandwiches are hard as shit to perfect wat are you talkin about
This is absolutely true. You have to get a perfect ratio of jelly and peanut butter, and spread the jelly just right. Too much jelly in one place and it's a disaster.
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at freebirds which is like a chipotle but better
Lies.
This is absolutely true. You have to get a perfect ratio of jelly and peanut butter, and spread the jelly just right. Too much jelly in one place and it's a disaster.
Totally true, too much of either and it's not that good, or if you're like me and get carried away you get jelly running out while your trying to eat your sandwich its like speed eating in circles around the sandwich.
Also, I loved the "sup entropy" part of this story. Good stuff.
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On April 18 2010 17:15 Comeh wrote:
This thread doesn't have enough hidden cameras.
1/5
mOnion needs a new camera so he can record for more than 30 minutes lol
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this whole blog is lols ^^.
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hangover T_T
have to go to church with parents and act like my brain is right-side-up
brb
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tsk i have zero hangover :D
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It sounds like you are trying too hard to tell jokes now that you made that comedian thread. -1 for trying too hard. some people say i try too hard when I talk IRL cause I use official sounding words but come on "(elipses)" after them or "which you are" WHEN I WASN'T. gtfo bad kinda funny.
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Why don't you just learn another language so you can go to asia and be surrounded by girls who speak their native tongues?
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thought this blog was about me, but then I opened it and instantly did not care.
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On April 19 2010 00:57 MiniRoman wrote:
It sounds like you are trying too hard to tell jokes now that you made that comedian thread. -1 for trying too hard. some people say i try too hard when I talk IRL cause I use official sounding words but come on "(elipses)" after them or "which you are" WHEN I WASN'T. gtfo bad kinda funny.
im sorry you see the worst in people ^_^
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Easy for you to say but you don't know how wrong you are ;P I was a big supporter of you in your other thread and am just saying what I clearly saw in this thread
btw what kinda redheaded comedian cant take some criticsm~
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