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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
March 15 2010 18:01 GMT
#1
caller started studying for schtats
The schtats god told caller that if he studied for this exam he might make up for his previous poor grade in the class. So Caller studied.

On the second day, Caller went over everything that had been covered up until that point.

On the third day, Caller went over poisson and exponential distributions, and went over all his homework assignments and midterms-
he understood all his mistakes and redid the homework problems.

on the fourth day caller went over the z tests, estimators, and joint variables. these were the trickiest topics but caller figured out all his mistakes and did the problems that the book decreed.

on the fifth day caller went over t tests, joint variable tests, and linear regression. they were coveredth at the endth so it was obvious that they would be on the test.

on the sixth day caller took his stats exam and found out that all of the work he had put into studying didn't help him at all because all of the problems were analysis.

because its easy to integrate (theta)(lambda)e^-thetax - lambdax times ((x - 1/theta)(y-1/lambda)+1) from zero to infinity for that one asian kid in the corner

on the seventh day caller filled a transfer application.


\end rant

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Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
March 15 2010 18:05 GMT
#2
you're being called out report to the HON thread.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
March 15 2010 18:21 GMT
#3
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flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
March 15 2010 18:24 GMT
#4

I sorry Caller.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
The6357
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States1268 Posts
March 15 2010 18:31 GMT
#5
lol
2010 worldcup!! corea fighting!!!
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
March 15 2010 18:53 GMT
#6
sadface
MrBob
Profile Joined November 2009
93 Posts
March 15 2010 18:53 GMT
#7
hmm i'll keep that in mind for ap stats exam


jkjk
Who can troll the past can troll the future. Who can troll the present can troll the past.
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
March 15 2010 18:57 GMT
#8
Stats is the worst part of econ.
:[
Its just so fucking boring.
I'm dreading econometrics and all other applications of stats.:[.
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Saturnize
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2473 Posts
March 15 2010 19:05 GMT
#9
I hate statistics >.>
"Time to put the mustard on the hotdog. -_-"
s.a.y
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Croatia3840 Posts
March 15 2010 19:09 GMT
#10
that was funny.

but sad.

makes me think of

Modest Mouse - Positive Negative
I am not good with quotes
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
March 15 2010 19:15 GMT
#11
Aww, what school did you apply to?
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
DefMatrixUltra
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada1992 Posts
March 15 2010 19:21 GMT
#12
I feel for you, man. I am very happy/lucky to be in a realm of study where profs are adamant about not having surprises on exams (i.e. you know what content will be on the exams, they wanna test your knowledge of that content).
N3rV[Green]
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1935 Posts
March 15 2010 19:35 GMT
#13
How I feel for physics here at Mines....fuck physics man...cause it's not easy for ANYONE to determine the angle at which a (nail on a telephone pole which is falling down)'s acceleration is equal to gravity.

The only things given are:
Angle that the telephone begins to fall. 17*
Length of the telephone pole. 65 m
Distance up the pole where the nail is. 43.5 m

THAT'S IT.

have fun. ggnore physics.

Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24718 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-15 21:24:11
March 15 2010 21:23 GMT
#14
On March 16 2010 04:35 N3rV[Green] wrote:
How I feel for physics here at Mines....fuck physics man...cause it's not easy for ANYONE to determine the angle at which a (nail on a telephone pole which is falling down)'s acceleration is equal to gravity.

The only things given are:
Angle that the telephone begins to fall. 17*
Length of the telephone pole. 65 m
Distance up the pole where the nail is. 43.5 m

THAT'S IT.

have fun. ggnore physics.


I don't think we are getting the whole story here lol

Caller convert this into a reasonable essay and then e-mail it to your professor along with a sarcastic thank you that you now need to transfer :p

(don't actually do it)
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