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Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-23 15:09:45
March 11 2010 11:35 GMT
#1


*
Zona
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
40426 Posts
March 11 2010 11:46 GMT
#2
lol, I had to take a look
cross-universe quasi-fanfiction? yikes
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
March 11 2010 12:00 GMT
#3
I would watch them making out ... though head-to-head fight? i'll pass
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
Bosu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3247 Posts
March 11 2010 12:39 GMT
#4
I don't understand what is going on here at all.
#1 Kwanro Fan
Vequeth
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United Kingdom1116 Posts
March 11 2010 12:44 GMT
#5
Its amazing how grrm will find time to do anything BUT finish the god damn book. He is the biggest troll.
Aspiring British Caster / Masters Protoss
Bill Murray
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States9292 Posts
March 11 2010 12:47 GMT
#6
highest chance of forcing the reader to kill oneself ever seen from a blog
University of Kentucky Basketball #1
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
March 11 2010 12:48 GMT
#7
jaime has this ez
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
March 11 2010 12:49 GMT
#8
I don't understand the point of this.
One "Avada Kedavra" and it's over.
Sullifam
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
March 11 2010 14:03 GMT
#9
i just read it lol, and...i don't know what to say... Jaime killing hermione would be so cruel and hilarious at the same time
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
March 11 2010 14:59 GMT
#10
On March 11 2010 21:49 ghostWriter wrote:
I don't understand the point of this.
One "Avada Kedavra" and it's over.


Yeah, I don't get what that one armed sisterfucker who can't even lift a sword properly is gonna do to Emma Watson's master-level magic knowledge. Need I remind you that Harry, The Chosen One, goes to her for answers on magical build orders and such?

(Totally biased because I'm a huge Emma Watson mark, but the logic is still there... I think)
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
March 11 2010 15:00 GMT
#11
On March 11 2010 21:44 Red_Storm wrote:
Its amazing how grrm will find time to do anything BUT finish the god damn book. He is the biggest troll.


Biggest correct in this thread! Finish the goddamn book George.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
March 11 2010 15:04 GMT
#12
On March 11 2010 21:00 nayumi wrote:
I would watch them making out ... though head-to-head fight? i'll pass

Xenocide_Knight
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Korea (South)2625 Posts
March 11 2010 15:36 GMT
#13
omg this site is hilarious
read through all the other cage matches!
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love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-11 16:19:04
March 11 2010 16:17 GMT
#14
On March 12 2010 00:04 ieatkids5 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2010 21:00 nayumi wrote:
I would watch them making out ... though head-to-head fight? i'll pass


+1. That would be hawt.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
March 11 2010 17:09 GMT
#15
On March 11 2010 23:59 snotboogie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2010 21:49 ghostWriter wrote:
I don't understand the point of this.
One "Avada Kedavra" and it's over.


Yeah, I don't get what that one armed sisterfucker who can't even lift a sword properly is gonna do to Emma Watson's master-level magic knowledge. Need I remind you that Harry, The Chosen One, goes to her for answers on magical build orders and such?

(Totally biased because I'm a huge Emma Watson mark, but the logic is still there... I think)


what logic?
have you even read Martin's rebuttal to the fight summary? Jaime is clad in fucking gilded steel from head to toe, a shield is strapped to his arm and, she has to hit him. Where? Does "Avada Kedavra" go through steel? A shield? What if he dodges her first shot and mows off her silly head?

whatev, I guess it's too much of a fun idea to discuss with 90% of the people confusing tl.net with 4chan.
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
March 11 2010 17:34 GMT
#16
On March 12 2010 02:09 Ghardo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2010 23:59 snotboogie wrote:
On March 11 2010 21:49 ghostWriter wrote:
I don't understand the point of this.
One "Avada Kedavra" and it's over.


Yeah, I don't get what that one armed sisterfucker who can't even lift a sword properly is gonna do to Emma Watson's master-level magic knowledge. Need I remind you that Harry, The Chosen One, goes to her for answers on magical build orders and such?

(Totally biased because I'm a huge Emma Watson mark, but the logic is still there... I think)


what logic?
have you even read Martin's rebuttal to the fight summary? Jaime is clad in fucking gilded steel from head to toe, a shield is strapped to his arm and, she has to hit him. Where? Does "Avada Kedavra" go through steel? A shield? What if he dodges her first shot and mows off her silly head?

whatev, I guess it's too much of a fun idea to discuss with 90% of the people confusing tl.net with 4chan.


Does "Avada Kedavra" go through steel?
Yes.
A shield?
Yes.
What if he dodges her first shot and mows off her silly head?
lol no.
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
March 11 2010 17:41 GMT
#17
The critics have a very good point. Cross-fictional combat doesn't balance well. You have narratives where characters are practically godlike compared to others.
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-11 17:42:41
March 11 2010 17:42 GMT
#18
LOL

He'll first melt her heart with his dashing good looks, then he'll STAB HER IN IT when she's distracted.

Also, Hermione wouldn't be the type to cast the AK.

EDIT: Oh, except if we're talking about one-armed Jaime. That would just suck.
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-11 17:56:38
March 11 2010 17:54 GMT
#19
On March 12 2010 02:34 fusionsdf wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2010 02:09 Ghardo wrote:
On March 11 2010 23:59 snotboogie wrote:
On March 11 2010 21:49 ghostWriter wrote:
I don't understand the point of this.
One "Avada Kedavra" and it's over.


Yeah, I don't get what that one armed sisterfucker who can't even lift a sword properly is gonna do to Emma Watson's master-level magic knowledge. Need I remind you that Harry, The Chosen One, goes to her for answers on magical build orders and such?

(Totally biased because I'm a huge Emma Watson mark, but the logic is still there... I think)


what logic?
have you even read Martin's rebuttal to the fight summary? Jaime is clad in fucking gilded steel from head to toe, a shield is strapped to his arm and, she has to hit him. Where? Does "Avada Kedavra" go through steel? A shield? What if he dodges her first shot and mows off her silly head?

whatev, I guess it's too much of a fun idea to discuss with 90% of the people confusing tl.net with 4chan.


Does "Avada Kedavra" go through steel?
Yes.
A shield?
Yes.
What if he dodges her first shot and mows off her silly head?
lol no.


taken from the wikipedia article on "Avada Kedavra":

"although the caster can be interrupted, the victim can dodge the curse, hide behind solid objects"

Does a plate mail / a shield qualify as a solid object?
Yes. (unlike school uniforms, wizard robes, etc.)

but tbh it's not really the point of this blog to discuss technicalities between different fantasy worlds to the last detail. just wanted to inform some SoIaF fans of a tidbit that might interest them.

fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
March 11 2010 20:22 GMT
#20
On March 12 2010 02:54 Ghardo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2010 02:34 fusionsdf wrote:
On March 12 2010 02:09 Ghardo wrote:
On March 11 2010 23:59 snotboogie wrote:
On March 11 2010 21:49 ghostWriter wrote:
I don't understand the point of this.
One "Avada Kedavra" and it's over.


Yeah, I don't get what that one armed sisterfucker who can't even lift a sword properly is gonna do to Emma Watson's master-level magic knowledge. Need I remind you that Harry, The Chosen One, goes to her for answers on magical build orders and such?

(Totally biased because I'm a huge Emma Watson mark, but the logic is still there... I think)


what logic?
have you even read Martin's rebuttal to the fight summary? Jaime is clad in fucking gilded steel from head to toe, a shield is strapped to his arm and, she has to hit him. Where? Does "Avada Kedavra" go through steel? A shield? What if he dodges her first shot and mows off her silly head?

whatev, I guess it's too much of a fun idea to discuss with 90% of the people confusing tl.net with 4chan.


Does "Avada Kedavra" go through steel?
Yes.
A shield?
Yes.
What if he dodges her first shot and mows off her silly head?
lol no.


taken from the wikipedia article on "Avada Kedavra":

"although the caster can be interrupted, the victim can dodge the curse, hide behind solid objects"

Does a plate mail / a shield qualify as a solid object?
Yes. (unlike school uniforms, wizard robes, etc.)

but tbh it's not really the point of this blog to discuss technicalities between different fantasy worlds to the last detail. just wanted to inform some SoIaF fans of a tidbit that might interest them.



dude.

You realize hermione can fly right?
Not to mention cast pretty much every spell you could imagine
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
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