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jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-08 06:32:29
March 08 2010 06:32 GMT
#1
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Drpk886g0

go to the actual video, click on CC, then click "transcribe audio"

most of it's nonsense but there were a few parts that sounded like a James Joyce or T.S. Eliot story, only political


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this is the crazy so far already high even not sign the fore by how both the stairs on
and does something really really well and is two straight people
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I could tell he was fired a warning shot across flashes by light flashed
jill dougherty get into major losses police there's all that with their best to come out
to really act is the woman with great smile
well it was like a jesuit friend because if you can't have it
so yeah it shows that the machine is Michael that last deny it was beautiful to
I mean that's from the whole often year the pressure gene on
a lot lately we've been seeing service go for drugs guns because they wanted to check
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their country's going to second guess authorities are denying from
it is tax lashed out as gas up very early
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when that on speyer costs GM is going to have
lot of money in the bank scandal again
I'm saying get more jurors that it is very going
that were issue a mean cheat on
one was some polls even US might go in in the first game we receive these fish anti-semitism
was any more difficult as nafta
when you did that sir did you have for our trees and those answers in writing because
that's what he did with the list
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as the shock turned the tide on these things and the reason
I think I can you read blogs
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and fleischer you have been killed in this is John has a lot to make 'em we've gone to
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what he wanted Americans to know that I dreaded don't let dad do economy
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and that if he loses its drugs as well that he's not doing anything good for him
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jill was going to make this city
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l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
March 08 2010 06:42 GMT
#2
Haha, made me laugh
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Umbrella
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Taiwan936 Posts
March 08 2010 09:08 GMT
#3
That's hilarious; which youtube videos have this feature?
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
March 08 2010 09:15 GMT
#4
hahahahahaha
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
March 08 2010 10:00 GMT
#5
On March 08 2010 15:32 jalstar wrote:
and is two straight people


That made me lol.
TranslatorBaa!
SleepSheep
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada344 Posts
March 08 2010 21:00 GMT
#6
i thought at first that you were just typing out your own stream of consciousness to the vid and thought what a bore it was. but i read a little more closely, lol pretty funny.
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
March 09 2010 08:00 GMT
#7


moletrap has outdone me
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
March 10 2010 01:17 GMT
#8
man watch the flash vs jaedong vid in the OP from 13:05.

The transcribtion totally fails to keep up with klazart commentating speed.
Result is soooo hilarious LOL.
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Denotate
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada294 Posts
March 10 2010 04:35 GMT
#9
There is no such thing as a stream-of-consciousness short story. James Joyce sat down one day to write what he though was a stream-of-consciousness short story, and what he ended up with was a 1200 page mother-fucker named Ulysses.
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