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I love Broodlords. Whenever I make them, just before I totally dominate some poor Protoss, I take my hands away from the keyboard for about 3 seconds. I wave my arms around, imitating the celestial motion of these awe-inspiring behemoths. Then I look at my mini-map and I can't tell which blob belongs to the 4 Broodlords and which blob belongs to my 50-100 unit army. Then I say a prayer for Steve Irwin. Then, just before I attack, I imitate Day[9]'s ode to Guardians "TOTALLY SWEET." Then, just as I am about to attack, my opponent leaves the game.
Has anyone noticed this about SC2Beta players? It's like they have better timing sense than Savior in his heyday when it comes to denying me the joy of using cool stuff. Seriously, any time I get a totally sweet unit/army and am about to trounce a Protoss while caps-locking original SC quotes e.g. "EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT" the dude just leaves the game.
Their behavior is totally inconsistent. During a standard win, where I'm bent on wiping them out and moving on, they stay for AT LEAST an extra 2 minutes. But when I've taken control of the game and allowed them to live for an extra 5 minutes so I can build something TOTALLY SWEET they stay every second of those 5 minutes UNTIL I am about to a-move. Then they leave. It never fails. Dear Hannah
 
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lol... I want a beta key >.>
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On March 08 2010 04:52 n.DieJokes wrote:
lol... I want a beta key >.> ^funny blog, though.
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I came in with low expectations.
I left giggling.
On March 08 2010 04:52 n.DieJokes wrote:
lol... I want a beta key >.>
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Broodlords always reminds me of wywerns/windraiders of wc3, they look the same
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Baa?21245 Posts
On March 08 2010 04:48 Failsafe wrote:
I wave my arms around, imitating the celestial motion of these awe-inspiring behemoths.
Hahahahaha I laughed so hard at that
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lol zerg is the new 1a2a3a except we get some time to throw our hands in the air or get a soda before watching our opponent rage quit
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I'm sad to say I don't know Broodlords are. I'll assume they're like carriers for now.
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United States1167 Posts
The truth is, broodlords throw babies at you.
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On March 08 2010 04:48 Failsafe wrote:
Then I say a prayer for Steve Irwin.
oh god that cracked me up
i must be a horrible person
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United States11637 Posts
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On March 08 2010 06:34 Durak wrote:
I'm sad to say I don't know Broodlords are. I'll assume they're like carriers for now.
oh they're worse
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On March 08 2010 06:34 Durak wrote:
I'm sad to say I don't know Broodlords are. I'll assume they're like carriers for now.
They are mustaches.
That fly.
And bite.
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FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
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I suggest you start turtleing and making lots of these awesome units so that once your opponent sees them you win every time. Turtleing always works 
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