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JoeKim
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States608 Posts
March 05 2010 11:45 GMT
#1
so... i just came home from watchin' alice in wonderland and i enjoyed it. most of the 18 people that i watched it with didn't enjoy it. frankly, i think it's because they weren't under the influence of anything. the movie insinuates smoking, dropping, and drinking. i watched it in 3D and it was quite worth it. but shit, everyone should know that you don't watch movies with high expectations since anticipation just leads to disappointment in most cases. anyway, as i'm rambling away.. i drank a little too much and realized things in my intoxicated state of mind. foremost, i don't understand why motherfuckers always try to start shit when they're with their girl when they're not going to even do anything and just fuel themselves on their bitch calming them down. seriously, this black kid was tryna cause a scene at a fuckin movie theatre.. who does that? i can't help but make it analogous to beefin it at a fucking library. "hey bitch, i was going to check out that pop-up book, how dare you?" "i'm gona fuck you up now, my library card is gon' expire soon and i didn't pay my dues, so im on a mean streak" yeah.. foolish shit. highly a source of bewilderment at 20+ years of life. secondly, i wonder how quick BW will die out with the SC2 movement on the rise. already most of the gamers that i've encountered on BW, have made the shift. it's a saddening process when you're out of the loop, however i don't think it's malicious to rant that i'm not really motivated to jump on that bangwagon. lastly, fuck Justin Bieber.

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flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
March 05 2010 11:48 GMT
#2
I agree with that last sentence hahaha.
Get some sleep, wake up sober!
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
JoeKim
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States608 Posts
March 05 2010 11:54 GMT
#3
jaggerbombs was somewhere in there
Dooba
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Croatia588 Posts
March 05 2010 12:11 GMT
#4
Decent entry. I agree
"Zergs are really stronger. I use to win 60-70%, now it is 40-50. I am switching to civilization 5 for now until any terran can come up with a better tactics."
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
March 05 2010 12:35 GMT
#5
man, going to the movies under the influence rocks, makes for a better viewing experience, there wasn't a single movie I didn't enjoy while drunk.
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9042 Posts
March 05 2010 12:37 GMT
#6
On March 05 2010 20:45 JoeKim wrote:
fuck Justin Bieber.

selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
March 05 2010 15:04 GMT
#7
On March 05 2010 20:45 JoeKim wrote:
"hey bitch, i was going to check out that pop-up book, how dare you?" "i'm gona fuck you up now, my library card is gon' expire soon and i didn't pay my dues, so im on a mean streak"

"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 05 2010 15:29 GMT
#8
Eeeek should be in spoiler or something. I'm going to watch it on Monday =[
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
March 05 2010 16:31 GMT
#9
On March 06 2010 00:29 Grobyc wrote:
Eeeek should be in spoiler or something. I'm going to watch it on Monday =[


Did you even read what he just said, or just the first sentence? No where in this blog does he reveal anything that resembles a spoiler.
ErOs_HalO
Profile Joined January 2010
United States167 Posts
March 05 2010 17:07 GMT
#10
joekim is a smooth operator

nice blog :D
Pretty imaginitive, huh?
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 05 2010 22:01 GMT
#11
On March 06 2010 01:31 DeathByMonkeys wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 06 2010 00:29 Grobyc wrote:
Eeeek should be in spoiler or something. I'm going to watch it on Monday =[


Did you even read what he just said, or just the first sentence? No where in this blog does he reveal anything that resembles a spoiler.

No, I just read Alice in Wonderland and assumed spoilers. My bad o.o
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
April 06 2010 08:08 GMT
#12
The drunk thread got locked During my search for drunk this blog also came up, serving as a suitable outlet for my drunken ramblings.

To be on topic, ALice in Wonderland was pretty bad. Something about a vorpal sword and a jabberwocky, which wasn't really part of the book originally, just a silly poem within the book. But the girl who played Alice sure had pretty eyes. that's all I could really think about frankly.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Vlare
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
748 Posts
April 06 2010 08:20 GMT
#13
5/5 good read. Wish I saw alice drunk because it was rather dull sober XD
Mass zerglings doesnt fail
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