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Manbear
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada306 Posts
February 25 2010 00:49 GMT
#21
good writeup I loled
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
February 25 2010 00:50 GMT
#22
You're going to tell a girl how horrible your life is before asking her to be a part of it?

She'd better be pretty damn drunk.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
February 25 2010 00:50 GMT
#23
O.o *runs out and tries it out with girls on next floor*
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-25 00:59:45
February 25 2010 00:59 GMT
#24
this is not new or groundbreaking

this is the most generic thing I've ever heard and I'm only 14 lol

so I'll just assume its a troll
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
leejas
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States440 Posts
February 25 2010 01:03 GMT
#25
Ctrl+QQ doesn't save you from anything...
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
February 25 2010 01:23 GMT
#26
It's not the worst thing in the world to tell a friend how you feel, but that is a horribly cheesy way to do it.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Turbovolver
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia2394 Posts
February 25 2010 01:50 GMT
#27
On February 25 2010 09:42 OpticalShot wrote:
... or you could learn something useful (I'd go with piano), give a nice performance (a love song maybe?), and get girls that are ACTUALLY worth getting. Just IMO. No fake drama, pure talent and heart.

Ahahahahaha, do you have any idea about women?
The original Bogus fan.
GW.Methos
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States249 Posts
February 25 2010 01:57 GMT
#28
haha nice. yeah this needs to be made into a youtube video.
i.pwn.n00bs
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
February 25 2010 01:59 GMT
#29
wtf is this meant for middle schoolers? By the time they are in college they will have heard all of this, if you are just discovering this im assuming you are... 16?
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
February 25 2010 02:04 GMT
#30
On February 25 2010 09:59 Pokebunny wrote:
this is not new or groundbreaking

this is the most generic thing I've ever heard and I'm only 14 lol

so I'll just assume its a troll


Comon... Even the 10 year old knows this, step up the game man,
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Malongo
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Chile3472 Posts
February 25 2010 02:06 GMT
#31
~_~ i tried it but didnt work (girl was 14).
Help me! im still improving my English. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. M. G.
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
February 25 2010 02:20 GMT
#32
This seriously doesn't work unless she's already crazy about you in which case almost anything works...
Yhamm is the god of predictions
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
February 25 2010 02:23 GMT
#33
Most of your advice is redundant. It seems the only effective part of your method is getting her drunk.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
February 25 2010 02:29 GMT
#34
This build is seriously flawed, bro. Try using it against D+ players.
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
February 25 2010 02:30 GMT
#35
Everyone knows girls are just a simple formula to get into their pants.
Duh.
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Wineandbread
Profile Joined September 2009
United States2065 Posts
February 25 2010 03:01 GMT
#36
On February 25 2010 11:29 snotboogie wrote:
This build is seriously flawed, bro. Try using it against D+ players.


QFT
The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
February 25 2010 03:48 GMT
#37
I would feel like such a fucking loser saying that shit. seems incredibly needy to me (and unlikely to work) I would prefer to just have a great time with said person without manipulation which always ends the same way...
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
February 25 2010 07:44 GMT
#38
Lol so this is how to score chicks out in the burbs... Won't work on city girls, though. They've slept around too much to fall for that boojwa!
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
February 25 2010 07:54 GMT
#39
What happens to the classic "hi, nice shoes, let's fuck"?

Last time I tried it, it worked like a charm.
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
February 25 2010 08:04 GMT
#40
Alcohol alone will increase your chances ten fold. No need for some sappy speech.
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
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