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I got this idea from one of Pholon's blogs, and I have two of the riddles below posted there. Arranged in order of difficulty (in my opinion).
1. **
I am a mole; I'm buried so deep.
Six feet underground, I lie fast asleep
Yet stir me awake with your loud trampling feet
An explosive demise, you're quite sure to meet.
Solved first by: + Show Spoiler +
2. **
Bat-like wings beat overhead,
Fill your small, weak hearts with dread.
Grab your stim packs, grab your guns
Hide your daughters, arm your sons
Call Magellan - hurry, run.
Irradiate, the job is done.
Solved first by: + Show Spoiler +
3. **
The rumb'ling thunder, growing storm
Profess the coming of the swarm.
It's master sits atop a throne
Bears a name that's not alone.
"Gold" by name, not meant to be,
'Cause A.g.'s all he'll ever see.
Solved first by: + Show Spoiler +
4. **
Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night
Hunter's gait an killer's stride
Charact'rize thine lethal glide.
Whether thou be blue or red
Or have eyes atop thine head...
Matters not for I'm aware
I must handle thee with care:
Gun thee down, thou giv'st a cry
Kitty cat, you're sure to die.
Sixty hitpoints, damage: none.
P'rhaps, dear puss, you'd like a gun.
Solved first by: + Show Spoiler +
5. **
Set me free and let me fly,
Drop me, castle in the sky.
My pew pew lasers can't be beat.
I zoom about this bloodstained street.
Now it's time to take a rest
I fly back home into my nest.
Just for now, my job is done
Another damn successful run.
Solved first by: + Show Spoiler +
6. **
Ice so fast yet thaw so slow,
Captured in their battle's prime
In carbonite like Han Solo.
I freeze so quick both space and time.
Solved first by: + Show Spoiler +
7.
A valley so fair the lovers did see
And breathed the sweet air, and sighed dreamily.
Said one to the other,
"I slept with your brother."
So now that cute pair will no longer be...
Solved first by: + Show Spoiler +
8. **
Once upon a twilight dreary,
While I flew so weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious column of stalagmite glow
While I nodded, nearly napping,
Suddenly, there came a bapping,
As of someone gently fapping, fapping hard and fast below.
"'Tis some old marine," I muttered, "fapping hard and fast below.
Kill some Zerglings, let it go."
Solved first by: + Show Spoiler +
9. **
Sacred in this twilight world
I hold my place with webs unfurled.
A star adorns my very core,
A pentegram that marks the floor.
And at its center lies a well
Of the swarm's long unsung hell.
Solved first by: + Show Spoiler +
EDIT: Bonus riddle!
A name that implies a bawdy lot
Of five doller women, a pimp he is not.
And never before has he smacked a ho
Harmtaro adun, my Zergling bro.
Answers:
+ Show Spoiler +
I will put an asterisk next to the riddles that have been answered. I'm thinking of doing Pokemon riddles next, since Starcraft riddles seem a bit too easy...
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They are all Starcraft-related. Two of your guesses are correct.
EDIT: Bonus riddle!
A name that implies a bawdy lot
Of five doller women, a pimp he is not.
And never before has he smacked a ho
Harmtaro adun, my Zergling bro.
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Spoiler it. 
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+ Show Spoiler +
1. Spider Mine
2. Mutalisk
3. Ultralisk
4. Infested Terran
5. dunno
6. Arbiter
7. dunno
8. Dropship
9. Corsair
xfd
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+ Show Spoiler +1. Mine
2. Mutalisk
5. Wraith? (Not sure)
6. Stasis
8. Dropship
9. Corsair
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So all that's left is number 7. Well, that lasted a good five minutes.
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On February 16 2010 06:22 Saracen wrote:They are all Starcraft-related. Two of your guesses are correct. EDIT: Bonus riddle! A name that implies a bawdy lot Of five doller women, a pimp he is not. And never before has he smacked a ho + Show Spoiler +, my Zergling bro.
+ Show Spoiler +
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On February 16 2010 06:30 Harem wrote:Show nested quote +On February 16 2010 06:22 Saracen wrote:They are all Starcraft-related. Two of your guesses are correct. EDIT: Bonus riddle! A name that implies a bawdy lot Of five doller women, a pimp he is not. And never before has he smacked a ho + Show Spoiler +, my Zergling bro. + Show Spoiler +
+ Show Spoiler +I was hoping someone would get to it before you came here. I should have known that you browse TL 24/7 .
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Since this thread is pretty much done, come up with your own riddles and post them, I guess!
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+ Show Spoiler +
6 : stasis
7 : the map heartbreack ridge ?
8 : Kakaru
9 : The map Holy world
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My own riddle, sorry if it sucks.
Most don't even consider us a unit (not even SC map maker!), yet without us, one of the greatest will be useless.
+ Show Spoiler +
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I like to eat
I like to cheat
Whatever you do
I'll smear you with poo
edit: solved by hahaimhenry
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Edit:
Whoops, too late 
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On February 16 2010 06:41 omfghi2u2 wrote:My own riddle, sorry if it sucks. Most don't even consider us a unit (not even SC map maker!), yet without us, one of the greatest will be useless. + Show Spoiler +
You're supposed to let us guess the answer.
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You dont have to open the spoiler. :D
I dont want to check back on my post later.
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you're a pro at poems lmao
+ Show Spoiler +cracklings coming, gotta skate
idra comes with lots of hate
tanks and vults, no gols at shore
tech stargates, after the core
making spaceships, though not fast
its a usefull skill toi have
lol i suck
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On February 16 2010 06:52 Nal_rAwr wrote:
saracen vs fakesteve
poem battle gogogo
Who is fakesteve?
lolwut @ micronesia.
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On February 16 2010 06:41 micronesia wrote:
I like to eat
I like to cheat
Whatever you do
I'll smear you with poo
+ Show Spoiler +
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On February 16 2010 06:41 micronesia wrote:
I like to eat
I like to cheat
Whatever you do
I'll smear you with poo
lol
+ Show Spoiler +defiler with consume and plague, making zerg imba? 
ninjad
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A name that implies a bawdy lot
Of five doller women, a pimp he is not.
And never before has he smacked a ho
Harmtaro adun, my Zergling bro.
+ Show Spoiler +this one is so misleading
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Although your existence is fleeting
I look forward to our meeting
Whatever you decide to do
Don't forget that I birthed you
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I look kinda pretty
My use can be witty
Sometimes I get stuck
And sometimes you say FUCK!
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I sound kind of funny
I cost some money
Against air and ground, I don't discriminate
I've got a bit motherfucking gun
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On February 16 2010 07:09 micronesia wrote:
Although your existence is fleeting
I look forward to our meeting
Whatever you decide to do
Don't forget that I birthed you
+ Show Spoiler +
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On February 16 2010 07:19 Xiberia wrote:Show nested quote +On February 16 2010 07:09 micronesia wrote:
Although your existence is fleeting
I look forward to our meeting
Whatever you decide to do
Don't forget that I birthed you + Show Spoiler +
Actually
+ Show Spoiler +That's a good guess but technically there's a better answer since the word 'meeting' implies the one 'talking' to the subject is also an entity
But really I was just unclear so this could be considered an alternate answer I guess.
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Queen/Broodling obviously.
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On February 16 2010 07:11 micronesia wrote:
I look kinda pretty
My use can be witty
Sometimes I get stuck
And sometimes you say FUCK!
+ Show Spoiler +
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On February 16 2010 07:16 micronesia wrote:
I sound kind of funny
I cost some money
Against air and ground, I don't discriminate
I've got a bit motherfucking gun
+ Show Spoiler +
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On February 16 2010 07:09 micronesia wrote:
Although your existence is fleeting
I look forward to our meeting
Whatever you decide to do
Don't forget that I birthed you
Xel'naga talking to the Protoss race?
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On February 16 2010 07:57 HazMat wrote:Show nested quote +On February 16 2010 07:16 micronesia wrote:
I sound kind of funny
I cost some money
Against air and ground, I don't discriminate
I've got a bit motherfucking gun + Show Spoiler +
battlecruiser
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On February 16 2010 08:03 Nal_rAwr wrote:Show nested quote +On February 16 2010 07:57 HazMat wrote:On February 16 2010 07:16 micronesia wrote:
I sound kind of funny
I cost some money
Against air and ground, I don't discriminate
I've got a bit motherfucking gun + Show Spoiler + + Show Spoiler + + Show Spoiler +can't be scout because it discriminates against air and ground (does more damage vs. air)
can't be battlecruiser, doesn't have a gun (laser/yamato cannon)
my guess is marine
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On February 16 2010 07:24 MoltkeWarding wrote:
Queen/Broodling obviously.
Correct.
On February 16 2010 07:55 HazMat wrote:Show nested quote +On February 16 2010 07:11 micronesia wrote:
I look kinda pretty
My use can be witty
Sometimes I get stuck
And sometimes you say FUCK! + Show Spoiler +
There's one better answer :3
On February 16 2010 08:03 Nal_rAwr wrote:Show nested quote +On February 16 2010 07:57 HazMat wrote:On February 16 2010 07:16 micronesia wrote:
I sound kind of funny
I cost some money
Against air and ground, I don't discriminate
I've got a bit motherfucking gun + Show Spoiler + battlecruiser
Ding ding ding.
On February 16 2010 08:44 skronch wrote:Show nested quote +On February 16 2010 08:03 Nal_rAwr wrote:On February 16 2010 07:57 HazMat wrote:On February 16 2010 07:16 micronesia wrote:
I sound kind of funny
I cost some money
Against air and ground, I don't discriminate
I've got a bit motherfucking gun + Show Spoiler + + Show Spoiler + + Show Spoiler +can't be scout because it discriminates against air and ground (does more damage vs. air)
can't be battlecruiser, doesn't have a gun (laser/yamato cannon)
my guess is marine
Not scout, not marine. Double check your 'work' lol
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Bonus:
+ Show Spoiler +
A name that implies a bawdy lot
Of five doller women, a pimp he is not.
And never before has he smacked a ho
Harmtaro adun, my Zergling bro.
Answer: Harem.
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On February 16 2010 07:11 micronesia wrote:
I look kinda pretty
My use can be witty
Sometimes I get stuck
And sometimes you say FUCK!
+ Show Spoiler +
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On February 16 2010 06:13 Saracen wrote: I'm thinking of doing Pokemon riddles next, since Starcraft riddles seem a bit too easy...
Do it!
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