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dramatic breakup letter... LMAO!!!!

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BlueRoyaL
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States2493 Posts
February 08 2010 09:45 GMT
#1
Okay, so before you click the link and listen to it, it's basically this couple had a breakup. the girl is either REALLY sad or REALLY raging, and sends him a letter filled with hate and possibly the worst grammatical errors i've seen in a while. But I can't really blame her, she probably wrote it in a rambling fashion of what was going on in her mind. And so the dude posts it up, and also recites it.. haha ;S

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

WHAT'S HAPPENIN
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
February 08 2010 09:54 GMT
#2
I hate you I've always hated you I hate you and I know you still like me but I HATE YOU I HATE YOU AHH I HATE YOU
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
February 08 2010 09:56 GMT
#3
marginally funny

was waiting for him to say "bastert" the 2nd time it was written instead of bastard, glad i got to hear it
too easy
lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
February 08 2010 09:56 GMT
#4
ive gotten these before. girls are fucking crazy sometimes man..
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
February 08 2010 10:04 GMT
#5
There is something in a females brain that just gets turned off when they are hurt or angry. They can some down right heinous stuff, regardless of whether they mean it.

With guys, even with your worst enemy there is always a line you don't cross, insults you wouldn't make. That line doesn't seem to exist when you anger a female.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Gao Xi
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Hong Kong5178 Posts
February 08 2010 10:05 GMT
#6
Its funny how hes trying to read it all dramatically, fighting back the laughter.
龔智禮 _________________________________________________________________________________________________ CJ NATION
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
February 08 2010 10:05 GMT
#7
Yes, I just made a generalised comment backed by absolutely no examples or fact, but it's still true.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
DrywMz
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States394 Posts
February 08 2010 10:07 GMT
#8

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDD!

So good.
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
February 08 2010 10:34 GMT
#9
I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D

Had me laughing haha.
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
February 08 2010 10:40 GMT
#10
She probably still likes him T_T So sad is love lost!
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
February 08 2010 10:44 GMT
#11
love1another


So sad is love lost!


All you need is love.



lovely.
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
February 08 2010 11:16 GMT
#12
lol... the best breakup that I've heard of happened to my friend. No letter, no phone call... just copious amounts of spaghetti sauce plastered all over his room. All over the walls, his bed, and yeah the keyboard of his laptop.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24753 Posts
February 08 2010 11:53 GMT
#13
Old, but I remember cracking up the first time I heard it!
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
February 08 2010 15:23 GMT
#14
i had a feeling that i heard/read this somewhere before..

good to be reminded?
Brood War loyalist
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
February 08 2010 15:39 GMT
#15
Old classic. Thanks for reminding me this exists.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
February 08 2010 15:54 GMT
#16
On February 08 2010 19:05 Energies wrote:
Yes, I just made a generalised comment backed by absolutely no examples or fact, but it's still true.

Except with nerds. Nerds are fuckin' vicious when they're out to hurt. Well, smart nerds, anyway.
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
February 08 2010 16:22 GMT
#17
i remember this from when I used to be a big ytmnd dork. pretty funny but they got a lot of stuff that's a lot better than that.
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
February 08 2010 16:36 GMT
#18
WORL-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D...
Reminds me of Yu-Gi-Oh!
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
February 08 2010 17:29 GMT
#19
Interesting :p.
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
eNoq
Profile Joined June 2009
Netherlands502 Posts
February 08 2010 18:10 GMT
#20
WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

hahaha, legend.
Proburu
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