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TeH_Mentalist
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On January 06 2010 08:13 TeH_Mentalist wrote: I was told something i have never heard about before. That asians had a low drinking capacity. I was astounded because i know i heard stuff like asians are bad drivers because of their eyes and they aren't good at sports because they are pretty much the opposite of a stereotypical black man, but are they bad at holding their liquor? all of the above | ||
Carnivorous Sheep
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Not all Asians are afflicted by this, and I know quite a few who can outdrink many many people. Especially considering how Asian spirits (sake, soju, and especially baijiu) have a much higher alcohol content than other drinks. | ||
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n3m0
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Hypnosis
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That sounds like bullshit to me, could it because most asians are small in stature and it is simply their body mass that makes the difference? Yes. | ||
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littlechava
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T/F? | ||
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Lemonwalrus
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On January 06 2010 08:21 koreasilver wrote: I heard that Asians eat a lot of rice; t/f? I actually read a book where the guy said that stereotypical asian excellence at math is due to the tedious calculation/care required for rice farming, whereas western crops like corn are relatively easy to grow. | ||
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Athos
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Kyo Yuy
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I also hear that Asians will typically give birth to more Asians, and that all Asians who are born will eventually die. | ||
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Harem
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On January 06 2010 08:21 koreasilver wrote: I heard that Asians eat a lot of rice; t/f? Asians eating rice is actually pretty situational and hypocritical tbh. | ||
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Pulimuli
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On January 06 2010 08:17 Carnivorous Sheep wrote: Some Asians have a gene that causes them to synthesize less alcohol dehydrogenase in the liver. At least, this was claimed, IDK if it was ever conclusively proven. Not all Asians are afflicted by this, and I know quite a few who can outdrink many many people. Especially considering how Asian spirits (sake, soju, and especially baijiu) have a much higher alcohol content than other drinks. I know this applies to Japanese people, not sure about koreans/chinese/vietnam etc. | ||
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emperorchampion
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Empyrean
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On January 06 2010 08:13 TeH_Mentalist wrote: I was told something i have never heard about before. That asians had a low drinking capacity. I was astounded because i know i heard stuff like asians are bad drivers because of their eyes and they aren't good at sports because they are pretty much the opposite of a stereotypical black man, but are they bad at holding their liquor? Are you kidding me? Of course. Some Asians are just genetically predisposed to not be able to drink very much. Others are normal. You can wikipedia it. | ||
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Husky
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keepITup
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it's not like that shit tastes good. you save money, time, and you're having a better time before anyone else. | ||
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Superiorwolf
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but most asians are average, and my family can drink a lot (we are from fuzhou) | ||
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xmShake
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Kyo Yuy
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Because of this, a lot of people in Asia can sweat up a storm and give off no body odor whatsoever :O | ||
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TeH_Mentalist
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On January 06 2010 08:40 Kyo Yuy wrote: Actually, statistically a lot of Asians tend to have less apocrine sweat glands than other races. Because of this, a lot of people in Asia can sweat up a storm and give off no body odor whatsoever :O first cool thing so far | ||
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Slow Motion
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Mykill
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Asians are good at math because we count faster. Asians use 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 for eleven we say ten one. twelve is ten two twenty is two ten's the theory is that asian kids can pick up the math quicker without having to learn the extra 9 numbers and each denomination of ten. | ||
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blue_arrow
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at least, thats what some internet article said but as you can see, younger generations of asians have less slanty eyes as their diets have diversified in modern times | ||
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synapse
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 And since when are asians bad at driving because of their eyes??? | ||
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Amarxist
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decafchicken
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On January 06 2010 08:54 Amarxist wrote: I heard asians can fly. I'm only half so I just jump really high. Only mainland Chinese, and they're not allowed to tell others because of oppression from the communist govern- USER WAS TERMINATED FOR THIS POST | ||
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Klockan3
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Disregard
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yhnmk
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On January 06 2010 08:13 TeH_Mentalist wrote: Genetically, yes. Asians are bad at holding liqour, the only race worse is North American indians. You just dont have the same tolerance because you haven't been drinking as heavily for as many years. Whites are predisposed to have the most tolerance.I was told something i have never heard about before. That asians had a low drinking capacity. I was astounded because i know i heard stuff like asians are bad drivers because of their eyes and they aren't good at sports because they are pretty much the opposite of a stereotypical black man, but are they bad at holding their liquor? Remember Children, always bet on whitey in a drinking game. ;] On January 06 2010 08:17 Carnivorous Sheep wrote: Asians are pretty consistent genetically in this regard, I'd spose some in western asia or what not may be an exception, but otherwise no. On the *genetic* level those who are from China etc, should suck at holding their liquour. Obviously brain chemistry, metabolism, and body size factors in. Some people get drunk but dont even have overt physical signs. Any asian you have met that [without building a natural tolerance on their own] can hold their liqiour still lacks the genes to absorb it as efficiently as Whites, etc, just that other aspects of their physicality may push it in the other direction.Some Asians have a gene that causes them to synthesize less alcohol dehydrogenase in the liver. At least, this was claimed, IDK if it was ever conclusively proven. Not all Asians are afflicted by this, and I know quite a few who can outdrink many many people. Especially considering how Asian spirits (sake, soju, and especially baijiu) have a much higher alcohol content than other drinks. | ||
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prOxi.swAMi
Australia3091 Posts
On January 06 2010 08:57 Klockan3 wrote: The reason Asians are better at Starcraft is because Asia practices cloning, as evidently is shown on this picture: lol dude >_< | ||
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Disregard
China10252 Posts
On January 06 2010 08:57 Klockan3 wrote: The reason Asians are better at Starcraft is because Asia practices cloning, as evidently is shown on this picture: lol, the perfect stereotype. THE EYES! | ||
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Carnivorous Sheep
Baa?21243 Posts
On January 06 2010 08:55 scintilliaSD wrote: Only mainland Chinese, and they're not allowed to tell others because of oppression from the communist govern- USER WAS TERMINATED FOR THIS POST ![[image loading]](http://www.hockscqc.com/buffalonickels/Flying%20Chinese.jpg) On January 06 2010 08:39 xmShake wrote: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=105230 lolol chinese people, i mean, come on, lolol chinese! | ||
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Hinanawi
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"Lee, you're purple, I think it's time to put the bottle down." | ||
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Saturnize
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On January 06 2010 08:28 emperorchampion wrote: I heard Asian women can sing, I can't hear anymore. I have actually heard some pretty impressive Female asian singers. | ||
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Saturnize
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On January 06 2010 08:55 scintilliaSD wrote: Only mainland Chinese, and they're not allowed to tell others because of oppression from the communist govern- USER WAS TERMINATED FOR THIS POST lmao | ||
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Kyo Yuy
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On January 06 2010 09:03 Saturnize wrote: I have actually heard some pretty impressive Female asian singers. :D | ||
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t_co
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Jibba
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On January 06 2010 09:03 Saturnize wrote: I have actually heard some pretty impressive Female asian singers. As I understand it, the vast majority of Japanese/Korean singers are the anti-Susan Boyle. | ||
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dhe95
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Folca
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On January 06 2010 09:48 mcJ wrote: I understand that asians use dental floss as blindfold, yes? This joke is old and outdated, though true for asians haha On January 06 2010 09:03 Saturnize wrote: I have actually heard some pretty impressive Female asian singers. Are you talking about gay-pop? Rofl gtfo. | ||
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Redunzl
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Sadist
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love1another
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 On January 06 2010 10:00 Sadist wrote: i heard the black keys on the piano make asian music Lol. You and your pentatonic scale. | ||
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semantics
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alffla
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Carnivorous Sheep
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On January 06 2010 10:20 alffla wrote: i heard asians are fixed methinks. | ||
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Comeh
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I mean... ahem... lool asian people lool. c'mon asian people lol! | ||
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Lemonwalrus
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On January 06 2010 10:28 Comeh wrote: I have met many an asian person who gets TRASHED on one drank. Seriously I mean... ahem... lool asian people lool. c'mon asian people lol! I want to murder you. | ||
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Megalisk
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NIgga you dont know nuffiin bout that drank na' im sayin? | ||
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Comeh
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I misstyped it, somehow, realized it, and decided it would be better to leave it. Clearly i am mentally ill. | ||
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SanguineToss
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your probs right | ||
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StorkHwaiting
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On January 06 2010 08:40 Kyo Yuy wrote: Actually, statistically a lot of Asians tend to have less apocrine sweat glands than other races. Because of this, a lot of people in Asia can sweat up a storm and give off no body odor whatsoever :O That's really damn cool. Never heard of that. Learn something new every day. Lol it's no wonder I never need cologne/deodorant even after a hard day of playing sports. | ||
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liosama
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On January 06 2010 08:46 Mykill wrote: From what i know Asians are good at math because we count faster. Asians use 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 for eleven we say ten one. twelve is ten two twenty is two ten's the theory is that asian kids can pick up the math quicker without having to learn the extra 9 numbers and each denomination of ten. In the context of this thread I cant tell if you are being sarcastic or not. | ||
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meegrean
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edit: obviously, i meant alcohol, not literal shit. | ||
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Myrmidon
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On January 06 2010 08:25 Pulimuli wrote: I know this applies to Japanese people, not sure about koreans/chinese/vietnam etc. My family is like this, and we're Taiwanese (Han Chinese ethnicity like most of mainland China). I don't notice anything other than the flush though. | ||
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Carnivorous Sheep
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On January 06 2010 10:44 meegrean wrote: I thought the Japanese can drink a lot of shit. edit: obviously, i meant alcohol, not literal shit. I do believe both apply! | ||
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arb
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Disregard
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On January 06 2010 11:06 arb wrote: i heard all asian girls have hairy pussy T/F? Im speechless. | ||
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nimysa
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I heard a rumor that glenn beck raped and killed a girl in 1990, I'm not saying it's true, it might be true, but i'm just askin man | ||
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Megalisk
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On January 06 2010 08:13 TeH_Mentalist wrote: I was told something i have never heard about before. That asians had a low drinking capacity. I was astounded because i know i heard stuff like asians are bad drivers because of their eyes and they aren't good at sports because they are pretty much the opposite of a stereotypical black man, but are they bad at holding their liquor? THATS SO COOL MAN U GOTTA SKATE + Show Spoiler + This thread was doomed from the beginning | ||
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JohnColtrane
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On January 06 2010 10:05 love1another wrote: The alcohol dehydrogenase thing is legit. So is the rosy complexion Lol. You and your pentatonic scale. what does that have to do with the pentatonic scale | ||
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Kingfisher
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Hinanawi
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I mean, besides dick-waving contests (which asians would lose both literally and figuratively) about how much you can drink, it just means you get to spend less on your favorite drinks. The only exception is  EffOrt. I was drinking with that guy the other day and he drank like four times as much as me. I was totally about to collapse, but he was totally fine, barely even tipsy, laughing something like "Ahahaha, your human liquor is no match for my superior genetics". What's up with that? | ||
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DefMatrixUltra
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On January 06 2010 11:13 JohnColtrane wrote: what does that have to do with the pentatonic scale Play all the black keys in order left to right (or right to left). See what it sounds like. Even better, just write the notes out, figure out the key, then map the mode as if it's minor. See what notes those keys are. | ||
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AzureEye
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On January 06 2010 10:28 Comeh wrote: I have met many an asian person who gets TRASHED on one drank. Seriously I mean... ahem... lool asian people lool. c'mon asian people lol! i outlast all my white friends when i drink. Maybe not all but at least 90% of them. And this is after hours and hours of drinking. what a unlucky situation you're in | ||
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Roffles
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JohnColtrane
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On January 06 2010 11:28 DefMatrixUltra wrote: Play all the black keys in order left to right (or right to left). See what it sounds like. Even better, just write the notes out, figure out the key, then map the mode as if it's minor. See what notes those keys are. cool | ||
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JohnColtrane
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On January 06 2010 11:41 intrigue wrote: i hear asians have penises, T/F? im not going to say anything since i got banned for a week last time User was almost banned for this post | ||
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potchip
Australia260 Posts
On January 06 2010 08:32 keepITup wrote: being a lightweight is never a bad thing when it comes to drinking. it's not like that shit tastes good. you save money, time, and you're having a better time before anyone else. Unfortunately the 'having a better time before anyone else' part doesn't really apply. Those with flush tend to feel like crap even before alcohol starts to relax your brain. The headache/accelerated pulse/itchiness is not very confortable and tend to have the opposite effect to relaxation. It is not exactly not able to take alcohol but rather body doesn't really take it well. Mind is always sober, and will remain so unless I persist to make myself feel worse by kept up he consumption, which never happens because generally very unpleasant. | ||
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Archaic
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I have a cousin who can drink just as much as any other guy, if not more. And his sister will start getting tipsy after one beer. | ||
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BanZu
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On January 06 2010 10:44 meegrean wrote: I thought the Japanese can drink a lot of shit. edit: obviously, i meant alcohol, not literal shit. You're probably not wrong either way... Lol jokes jokes | ||
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Hinanawi
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On January 06 2010 11:53 BanZu wrote: You're probably not wrong either way... Lol jokes jokes Let's not derail this into a discussion about fucked up Japanese porn | ||
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Roffles
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On January 06 2010 11:49 Archaic wrote: Definitely wrong... I have a cousin who can drink just as much as any other guy, if not more. And his sister will start getting tipsy after one beer. As mentioned, it affects some, but not others. It's not like ALL Asians can't hold their liquor. | ||
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Megalisk
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On January 06 2010 11:55 Hinanawi wrote: Let's not derail this into a discussion about fucked up Japanese porn Shitting dick nipples anyone? Yeah I went there. | ||
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KissBlade
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On January 06 2010 08:15 Chill wrote: EGADS! *monocle pop* lol ..! It's pretty rare that I actually "LoL" IRL but for some reason that response ... Honestly OP, if you have high alcohol tolerance who cares, it just makes you look more awesome when you drink. | ||
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koreasilver
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On January 06 2010 11:41 intrigue wrote: i hear asians have penises, T/F? F | ||
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SniperVul5
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Generally, a chinese person lacks the coding for the production of large amounts of alcohol dehydrogenase in the liver. This is a genetic disorder (if drinking can be considered a disorder) Ironically, the chinese compensates the less drinking by spiking their drinks with higher alcohol content (as to not feel as bad drinking less) Chinese white wine is approximately 53 - 60% alcohol Edit: this causes the body to combat the alcohol levels with another mechanism, but causes extreme redness in the face (explains why chinese people flush faster) | ||
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Roffles
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On January 06 2010 12:09 Probe. wrote: I knew an asian once. He played stacraft. He won starcraft. They ARE good at Starcraft. | ||
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errol1001
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Rotodyne
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Rotodyne
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On January 06 2010 12:30 Warrior Madness wrote: Reserved? Shy? Unassertive? I mean there are what? 4 billion Asians in the world? And everyone and their grandma have been making small penis jokes since the beginning of time. Where are the nukes? Nukes for small penis jokes? It's all in good fun. | ||
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koreasilver
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On January 06 2010 12:30 Warrior Madness wrote: Reserved? Shy? Unassertive? I mean there are what? 4 billion Asians in the world? And everyone and their grandma have been making small penis jokes since the beginning of time. Where are the nukes? So I heard Asians have small penises. T/F? | ||
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Warrior Madness
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On January 06 2010 12:36 Rotodyne wrote: Nukes for small penis jokes? It's all in good fun. Tell that to Kim Jong-il. | ||
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evanthebouncy!
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evanthebouncy!
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On January 06 2010 13:04 errol1001 wrote: What counts as asian, and is there any term that encompasses the difference between say the korean type of asian vs the indian type of asian? depend on how u want to cut it. I cut it like this: China/Japan/Korea India South Asian countries(Thai, Viet, Cambodia, ect...) | ||
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So no fek
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On January 06 2010 08:55 scintilliaSD wrote: Only mainland Chinese, and they're not allowed to tell others because of oppression from the communist govern- USER WAS TERMINATED FOR THIS POST I saw them do the deed! + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://www.modernmobilitynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/segway_china1.jpg) | ||
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Nitrogen
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On January 06 2010 12:04 Megalisk wrote: Shitting dick nipples anyone? Yeah I went there. thanks for giving me a vietnam-type flashback | ||
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Hinanawi
United States2250 Posts
The vast majority of posters agreed that Microsoft was deeper in the pockets of Korea, assigning 47 kp (Korean (or 'Kimchi' Points) to Microsoft's Xbox 360, and only 5 kp to Sony's PS3. ![[image loading]](http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9876/kimchipoints.jpg) However, one poster objected to this and insisted that Sony was indeed more deeply part of the Seoul conspiracy than Microsoft by cleverly substituting the o in 'Sony' with this Korean flag: ![[image loading]](http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/2070/koreansony.jpg) Conclusions of my study: - Don't ask 2chan posters about asian glow on the video games forum section of the site. - Korea has Microsoft in their pockets and is plotting the downfall of Japanese culture with their video game console. - Threads get deleted pretty quickly there if you admit that you used a proxy to post the thread. | ||
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Hinanawi
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On January 06 2010 13:29 errol1001 wrote: That image clearly says korean points , not kimchi points.. They were saying キムチポイント throughout the thread, I only noticed the picture was different after I posted it... 2chan really is a terrible place. | ||
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TeH_Mentalist
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On January 06 2010 12:58 Loser777 wrote: Anytime there's an Asian/China thread we just get a heap of ignorance. I see this now...so much for getting closer together globally. Maybe that's why white people aren't that good in Starcraft. Ya I went there | ||
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Loser777
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On January 06 2010 14:28 TeH_Mentalist wrote: I see this now...so much for getting closer together globally. Maybe that's why white people aren't that good in Starcraft. Ya I went there Do you understand the meaning of my post? | ||
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littlechava
United States7218 Posts
On January 06 2010 14:45 Loser777 wrote: Do you understand the meaning of my post? Do you really need to ask? | ||
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Roffles
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On January 06 2010 14:28 TeH_Mentalist wrote: I see this now...so much for getting closer together globally. Maybe that's why white people aren't that good in Starcraft. Ya I went there Lol Asian people. All they do is work their asses off 24/7. They take things overboard, but what can you do about it but lol? They're good because they put time and effort in. If white people put in the same amount of effort that Asians do at gaming, they'd be hella good too. | ||
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littlechava
United States7218 Posts
On January 06 2010 14:49 Roffles wrote: lol ASIAN PEOPLE hahahaha. All they do is work their asses off 24/7. Not all Asians. Take racenilatr, for example. | ||
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Roffles
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On January 06 2010 14:51 littlechava wrote: Not all Asians. Take racenilatr, for example. Where DID that guy go anyways? It's been a while since we've seen his shitty posting. | ||
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Nitrogen
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littlechava
United States7218 Posts
On January 06 2010 14:53 Roffles wrote: Where DID that guy go anyways? It's been a while since we've seen his shitty posting. I'm not sure, but I feel like he's still with us somehow... | ||
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Harem
United States11390 Posts
On January 06 2010 14:53 Roffles wrote: Where DID that guy go anyways? It's been a while since we've seen his amazing posting. I dunno but he was a true hero to his people and a real role model and inspiration for everyone. | ||
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
On January 06 2010 14:55 Harem wrote: I dunno but he was a true hero to his people and a real role model and inspiration for everyone. You must be kidding. Harem, you're such a fool. Happy Birthday though. | ||
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Jibba
United States22883 Posts
On January 06 2010 12:43 koreasilver wrote: So I heard Asians have small penises. T/F? That's total bullshit. I'm a perfectly average 2 inches. | ||
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Carnivorous Sheep
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On January 06 2010 14:55 Harem wrote: I dunno but he was a true hero to his people and a real role model and inspiration for everyone. Happy birthday you cute Zergling you ｡◕‿◕｡ | ||
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Infested Terran
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Hmm, the wiki statistics http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption seem to contradict this. Weird I remember an article which stated the above facts - maybe the data was cooked. Anyway pretty weird stats - Uganda first place? Germany so high? | ||
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Jibba
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I have a hard time believing that Turkey and Morocco are that low. Hell, same for Pakistan. | ||
DivinO
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On January 06 2010 08:18 Hypnosis wrote: continued tags: small, pale, gosu, chosu, chobo, A+, black hair syndrome, Muta micro That sounds like bullshit to me, could it because most asians are small in stature and it is simply their body mass that makes the difference? Yes. Hahahaha. No, I can hold a good bit of baijiu before I fall, whereas when my white friends try it they get messed up... Could just be the taste though. | ||
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Chill
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On January 07 2010 02:32 El.Divino wrote: Hahahaha. No, I can hold a good bit of baijiu before I fall, whereas when my white friends try it they get messed up... Could just be the taste though. Okay, shut down all the statistics and world stereotypes boys, we have new data from El.Divino and his friends. Shut it all down I said! | ||
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Jibba
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On January 06 2010 08:18 Hypnosis wrote: continued tags: small, pale, gosu, chosu, chobo, A+, black hair syndrome, Muta micro That sounds like bullshit to me, could it because most asians are small in stature and it is simply their body mass that makes the difference? Yes. No? It's genetic makeup that has resulted from thousands of years of natural selection. It's the same case for lactose intolerance among asians vs. Europeans. As for asians and math... ![[image loading]](http://www.kumonmontreal.com/kumon_logo.gif){kind=logo} | ||
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AzureEye
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On January 06 2010 15:33 Jibba wrote: That's total bullshit. I'm a perfectly average 2 inches. lol you're white. I'm 6 inches (which is average for white as well). But yes, I have seen those Japanese porn and the actors in there are very small. They don't use above average actors like the US porn industry does and they don't shave their pubes | ||
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marcoso
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On January 07 2010 01:01 Infested Terran wrote: Didnt the statistics say that South Koreans and Swedes are among the heaviest drinkers? I mean, the common stereotype would say that Russians drink the most, but the statistiscs showed that Korea was 1st and Sweden 2nd. Hmm, the wiki statistics http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption seem to contradict this. Weird I remember an article which stated the above facts - maybe the data was cooked. Anyway pretty weird stats - Uganda first place? Germany so high? It doesn't apply to this discussion. That list's data considers only consumption per capita in a year among 15 years of age or older individuals. A sample of one asian that drinks 10 L/month of beverage A is considered the same as a sample of 10 irish each drinking 1 L/month of the same beverage. Statistics could mean nothing, you know. | ||
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vx70GTOJudgexv
United States3161 Posts
On January 06 2010 14:54 littlechava wrote: I'm not sure, but I feel like he's still with us somehow... It's almost like he's in this thread or something, ya know? | ||
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DreaM)XeRO
Korea (South)4667 Posts
im 6'1 and 180 lbs. i can hold my shit a 5'2 120 Thai midget will not fare as well as i | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32073 Posts
On January 07 2010 08:09 DreaM)XeRO wrote: not really true. alcohol toleration depends on body mass (height and weight) im 6'1 and 180 lbs. i can hold my shit a 5'2 120 Thai midget will not fare as well as i insecure asian spotted | ||
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Disregard
China10252 Posts
On January 07 2010 08:09 DreaM)XeRO wrote: not really true. alcohol toleration depends on body mass (height and weight) im 6'1 and 180 lbs. i can hold my shit a 5'2 120 Thai midget will not fare as well as i This is false, besides the fact that Im only 2 years underage. My face starts getting red after maybe a can of regular Dry Asahi. | ||
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Maero
349 Posts
http://www3.interscience.wiley.com/journal/119327063/abstract?CRETRY=1&SRETRY=0 Here are some papers that might help your understanding of what's going on. Basically, if you're asian, there is a better than average (for other ethnic groups) chance that you are not as good at holding your alcohol. This is due in part to evolutionary differences between people in different parts of the world; Europeans purified their water through fermentation, and therefore had a use for the alcohol dehydrogenase gene. Asians, on the other hand, generally boiled their water to sanitize it rather than fermentation. This is one of many possible reasons for the "asian flush". | ||
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JohnColtrane
Australia4813 Posts
On January 06 2010 11:41 JohnColtrane wrote: im not going to say anything since i got banned for a week last time User was almost banned for this post :C | ||
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haduken
Australia8267 Posts
On Chinese tables, hold down your liquor will get you massive respect. | ||
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ghostWriter
United States3302 Posts
close call bro. | ||
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Hinanawi
United States2250 Posts
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Huanir
United States85 Posts
Russia, at this point in history, is entirely in Asia. I hereby extend the definition of "Asian" to boundaries never before seen (in this thread)! Hereafter, Russians are Asians! Let the vodka jokes commence? | ||
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Chill
Calgary25981 Posts
On January 07 2010 21:42 Hinanawi wrote: I've never had soju, is it any good? I hear a lot of people mix it, but how's the taste straight? It's overhyped. At half the strength of vodka you'd expect it to have half the strangth of taste, but most non-Koreans report they prefer vodka. | ||
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haduken
Australia8267 Posts
Good to drink cold though. I would never touch baiju or sake cold. | ||
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Caphe
Vietnam10817 Posts
On January 07 2010 22:21 Chill wrote: It's overhyped. At half the strength of vodka you'd expect it to have half the strangth of taste, but most non-Koreans report they prefer vodka. Yep, Vodka taste alot better. But drinking soju when having Korean BBQ with some friends in a cozy restaurant in winter is superb. I love the way Koreans give respect to older when they pour them the drinks. And younger Koreans have to turn their head not to face the older while they emty their cup, very strange, but cute | ||
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Chill
Calgary25981 Posts
On January 07 2010 23:50 Caphe wrote: Yep, Vodka taste alot better. But drinking soju when having Korean BBQ with some friends in a cozy restaurant in winter is superb. I love the way Koreans give respect to older when they pour them the drinks. And younger Koreans have to turn their head not to face the older while they emty their cup, very strange, but cute Really? I actually think that entire part of the culture is stupid. | ||
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koreasilver
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zulu_nation8
China26351 Posts
On January 08 2010 00:30 Chill wrote: Really? I actually think that entire part of the culture is stupid. theres nothing smart/stupid about that, its just custom. | ||
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KOFgokuon
United States14896 Posts
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Chill
Calgary25981 Posts
On January 08 2010 04:32 zulu_nation8 wrote: theres nothing smart/stupid about that, its just custom. It is a custom. It is stupid. | ||
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Maero
349 Posts
See: taking off your hat when you enter a building | ||
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TeH_Mentalist
Korea (South)244 Posts
I think it's stupid taking off your hate when saying the pledge of allegiance | ||
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motbob
United States12546 Posts
On January 08 2010 04:48 TeH_Mentalist wrote: I think it's stupid taking off your hate when saying the pledge of allegiance The world would be a better place if we all just took off our hate every once in a while | ||
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Chill
Calgary25981 Posts
On January 08 2010 04:48 TeH_Mentalist wrote: I think it's stupid taking off your hate when saying the pledge of allegiance Are we going to list every custom we don't like now? | ||
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zulu_nation8
China26351 Posts
my point is i don't think customs should be criticized so easily. | ||
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Jlab
United States217 Posts
I think its just the way your body is made up. I've met girls before who were trashed off 3 beers and girls who are tipsy after like 10 shots. It just depends on ur body. And as far as sports i believe asians aren't as talented naturally. However they can push their bodies many times farther than everyone else. | ||
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StorkHwaiting
United States3465 Posts
On January 08 2010 04:53 motbob wrote: The world would be a better place if we all just took off our hate every once in a while lolol such an epic progression | ||
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Loanshark
China3094 Posts
You gotta take off your hate! + Show Spoiler + U GOTTA HATE | ||
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Caphe
Vietnam10817 Posts
In my school, there are some Koreans guys that FORCE those younger than him to do his homeworks, or even take exams for them. And I think its way out of hand. But that just some jackass , I dont think they can represent the Koreans. Anyway, in Asian culture, respecting elder has always been a very important part. But it goes to utmost at Korean and Japanese culture I think. Despite the fact that this custom is originated from Confucius teaching in China. In China nowadays, it is fading away, Chinese is growing colder and colder with each other, and that is sad. | ||
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ulszz
Jamaica1787 Posts
On January 08 2010 06:27 Jlab wrote: Haha im 5'8" 120 pounds and i can hold me shit as well. I think its just the way your body is made up. I've met girls before who were trashed off 3 beers and girls who are tipsy after like 10 shots. It just depends on ur body. And as far as sports i believe asians aren't as talented naturally. However they can push their bodies many times farther than everyone else. hahaha wut | ||
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haduken
Australia8267 Posts
On January 08 2010 11:06 Caphe wrote: To some extend Chill is right, sometime the respect elder things is stupid if people take it too seriously. In my school, there are some Koreans guys that FORCE those younger than him to do his homeworks, or even take exams for them. And I think its way out of hand. But that just some jackass , I dont think they can represent the Koreans. Anyway, in Asian culture, respecting elder has always been a very important part. But it goes to utmost at Korean and Japanese culture I think. Despite the fact that this custom is originated from Confucius teaching in China. In China nowadays, it is fading away, Chinese is growing colder and colder with each other, and that is sad. Why is that sad? It's a good thing. It's ironic that you need to comply with a set of rigid rules to love your parents. I think you might got your impression from the fact that Koreans and Japanese bow to each other. Chinese do not bow easily, we only use this custom to honor someone REALLY worthy of respect or to the dearly departed. | ||
zatic
Zurich15345 Posts
On January 07 2010 08:09 DreaM)XeRO wrote: not really true. alcohol toleration depends on body mass (height and weight) im 6'1 and 180 lbs. i can hold my shit a 5'2 120 Thai midget will not fare as well as i haha I am 130lb try me :-) Body mass is way way overrated. It's all about tolerance build through habituation. Body mass is obviously a factor but a big guy that isn't used to drink will generally get trashed sooner than a skinny guy who drinks regularly. | ||
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teh leet newb
United States1999 Posts
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Vestige
United States303 Posts
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BanZu
United States3329 Posts
On January 08 2010 17:15 zatic wrote: haha I am 130lb try me :-) Body mass is way way overrated. It's all about tolerance build through habituation. Body mass is obviously a factor but a big guy that isn't used to drink will generally get trashed sooner than a skinny guy who drinks regularly. It really is overrated. I find it odd that people still believe that the bigger you are, the better you can handle alcohol. | ||
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Sadist
United States7246 Posts
On January 09 2010 07:30 BanZu wrote: It really is overrated. I find it odd that people still believe that the bigger you are, the better you can handle alcohol. do you really believe that small people cant get drunk faster? Obviously there are tolerances for EVERYONE. Smaller people can get fucking hammered off several shots where as a bigger person will tend to need more. Obviously its not a hard rule but if everyone is an experienced or inexperienced drinker ill say its pretty much gold. Comparing some little guy who drinks every day to a huge fat guy who drinks once a year will obviously lead to the huge fat guy getting drunk faster most of the time. Ive met plenty a 120lb girl who claimed she could drink a lot on her own accord and they usually end up puking or blacking out faster than the 200lb males. | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32073 Posts
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BanZu
United States3329 Posts
On January 09 2010 07:35 Sadist wrote: do you really believe that small people cant get drunk faster? Obviously there are tolerances for EVERYONE. Smaller people can get fucking hammered off several shots where as a bigger person will tend to need more. Obviously its not a hard rule but if everyone is an experienced or inexperienced drinker ill say its pretty much gold. Comparing some little guy who drinks every day to a huge fat guy who drinks once a year will obviously lead to the huge fat guy getting drunk faster most of the time. Ive met plenty a 120lb girl who claimed she could drink a lot on her own accord and they usually end up puking or blacking out faster than the 200lb males. I'm saying that it's not a say-all-end-all when bringing up weight. The post that I quoted stated the exact same thing as you... EDIT: Eh reading back at what it said I realized it seemed that way | ||
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zatic
Zurich15345 Posts
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alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
On January 08 2010 06:27 Jlab wrote: Haha im 5'8" 120 pounds and i can hold me shit as well. I think its just the way your body is made up. I've met girls before who were trashed off 3 beers and girls who are tipsy after like 10 shots. It just depends on ur body. And as far as sports i believe asians aren't as talented naturally. However they can push their bodies many times farther than everyone else. wtf lawl the chinese players are so damn insanely rigged at badmdinton and table tennis lol shits crazy | ||
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DanCeWithDevil
United States87 Posts
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madnessman
United States1581 Posts
Side story: This whole deficiency thing can be quite inconvenient though. An example- a month or two ago I went with a friend to a Party Rock concert. There were 5 acts or so, and after about the 3rd act in my friend demanded that I get pumped up and drunk with her. So she ordered shots. LMFAO was the biggest and final act, but by the time they got on, I could barely stand up. Not because I was drunk, but because I was suddenly overwhelmed with extreme drowsiness haha. So when LMFAO took the stage and started performing, I was hanging onto the rail fucking struggling not to FALL ASLEEP. Picture this as when you're in class and trying not to dose off during a lecture, but instead at a crowded club with crazy lights and the smell of weed in the air and a mad concert happening on stage. I thought something like this would be impossible. haha FML. EDIT: Asians are ninjas. Ninjas are awesome. Therefore asians are awesome. No non-asian has ever won the ninja challenge before (I think) | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
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AMaidensWrath
Belgium206 Posts
No non-asian has ever won the ninja challenge before (I think) Yeah, whatever~ Everytime I'm drunk, even the way to the toilette is a ninja challenge! :/ | ||
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MAE
United States13 Posts
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nibbles
United Kingdom179 Posts
I'm 100% chinese and I had a drinking contest against my friend who is half japanese, half english. She's 5' and I'm like 5'6" or 5'7" and 64kg, she's too light to give blood. I puked first, twice, so it does seem to vary just person to person. | ||
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Qikz
United Kingdom12022 Posts
On January 06 2010 11:27 Hinanawi wrote: Just another example of asian efficiency. I mean, besides dick-waving contests (which asians would lose both literally and figuratively) about how much you can drink, it just means you get to spend less on your favorite drinks. The only exception is EffOrt. I was drinking with that guy the other day and he drank like four times as much as me. I was totally about to collapse, but he was totally fine, barely even tipsy, laughing something like "Ahahaha, your human liquor is no match for my superior genetics". What's up with that?lol! I laughed far too much at that. | ||
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