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Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
December 31 2009 01:36 GMT
#61
On December 31 2009 07:04 Chill wrote:
Q: What happens when Germans let loose?

A:
http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/Chill/Drunkzatichaha.mp3

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[image loading]

For some reason I had this image in my head the whole time while listening to that hahaha

Btw, is that how Dutch people sound?
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15345 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-27 19:38:40
December 31 2009 03:16 GMT
#62
As much as I love your (razorblades) story (I do) your girl loses to this RIDICULOUSLY German looking beautly http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=108630&currentpage=6#110 (freckles do me).

All the best though! Your story is an inspiration. And we are pretty likeable in real life really. Us Germans I mean, especially me!

Edit 6 months later: WTF I don't remember writing this at all. December nights are dangerous territory.
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
December 31 2009 06:30 GMT
#63
On December 31 2009 12:16 zatic wrote:
And we are pretty likeable in real life really. Us Germans I mean, especially me!


Hahahahahaha, after listening to your drunk rant I 100% believe that. I suddenly want to hang out with you asap.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
December 31 2009 06:46 GMT
#64
ROFL-__-;
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
aqui
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Germany1023 Posts
December 31 2009 15:45 GMT
#65
On December 31 2009 12:16 zatic wrote:
As much as I love your (razorblades) story (I do) your girl loses to this RIDICULOUSLY German looking beautly http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=108630&currentpage=6#110 (freckles and parenthesis do me).

All the best though! Your story is an inspiration. And we are pretty likeable in real life really. Us Germans I mean, especially me!

what? razorblades girl roflstomps her ez pz.
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
December 31 2009 16:09 GMT
#66
Awww shit
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
December 31 2009 17:50 GMT
#67
Damn it Zatic. Germans are hilarious when plastered.
Life?
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 31 2009 18:13 GMT
#68
When I first met Zatic it was at blizzcon. He seemed cool and we somehow got to talking about comedians. I mentioned how there are no comedians in Germany and he said "What do you mean?" I explained that German's typically don't have a good sense of humor blah blah blah.. he kept a plain face and said "I do not understand, please explain" and we got a good chuckle out of that.

German's aren't funny though.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
December 31 2009 18:26 GMT
#69
hahahaha Zatic

what the hell did you even say
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15345 Posts
December 31 2009 18:33 GMT
#70
We Germans take our humour serious. It is not a joking matter!
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25981 Posts
December 31 2009 18:38 GMT
#71
On December 31 2009 15:30 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2009 12:16 zatic wrote:
And we are pretty likeable in real life really. Us Germans I mean, especially me!


Hahahahahaha, after listening to your drunk rant I 100% believe that. I suddenly want to hang out with you asap.

My favourite part is how he's Zatic from Germany. As if I'm getting nonstop calls from all the other Zatics I know
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Celial
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
2602 Posts
December 31 2009 22:26 GMT
#72
THE ZATIC IS NOT AMUSED

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Do not regret. Always forward, never back.
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
January 05 2010 21:59 GMT
#73
Wat is going on -__-?
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
January 05 2010 22:26 GMT
#74
On January 01 2010 03:13 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
When I first met Zatic it was at blizzcon. He seemed cool and we somehow got to talking about comedians. I mentioned how there are no comedians in Germany and he said "What do you mean?" I explained that German's typically don't have a good sense of humor blah blah blah.. he kept a plain face and said "I do not understand, please explain" and we got a good chuckle out of that.

German's aren't funny though.


What, how are there no comedians in Germany? And why would an American know anything about German comedians? O_o
beep boop
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
January 05 2010 22:35 GMT
#75
On December 31 2009 06:08 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2009 05:37 Hittegods wrote:
Being a Swede, I remain neutral. Please do whatever you want with me, just no invasion please.

Grey alert!


[image loading]
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
January 05 2010 23:02 GMT
#76
On January 01 2010 07:26 Celial wrote:
THE ZATIC IS NOT AMUSED

[image loading]


Hahaha mTw.MF-kAra whats up:D
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
geno
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1404 Posts
January 06 2010 01:49 GMT
#77
On January 06 2010 07:35 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2009 06:08 Chill wrote:
On December 31 2009 05:37 Hittegods wrote:
Being a Swede, I remain neutral. Please do whatever you want with me, just no invasion please.

Grey alert!


[image loading]

If I don't make it, tell my wife "hello"
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-27 19:27:42
April 27 2010 19:22 GMT
#78
holy fucking shit, wrong thread.
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15345 Posts
April 27 2010 19:40 GMT
#79
Locked by German Security Council. Don't bump unnecessarily.
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
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