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Prof. Protoss
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Germany744 Posts
December 30 2009 21:14 GMT
#41
lol I wanna post here!

f*** germany! stupid krauts
Don't mess the fess!
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 21:19:59
December 30 2009 21:19 GMT
#42
Vorsicht! You are treading on thin ice.
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
December 30 2009 21:21 GMT
#43
I showed my wife this thread and she was not amused.

damn krauts. . .
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
December 30 2009 21:25 GMT
#44
I just blocked Zatic. Pictures gone. oops
6581
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
December 30 2009 21:35 GMT
#45
On December 31 2009 06:11 HatchetWound wrote:
"vait for ze creme!"


amazing movie

also my love for TL is everlasting rofl
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BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
December 30 2009 21:53 GMT
#46
???
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
December 30 2009 22:04 GMT
#47
On December 31 2009 06:08 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2009 05:37 Hittegods wrote:
Being a Swede, I remain neutral. Please do whatever you want with me, just no invasion please.

Grey alert!

I'm staying on beige just a little while longer.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25993 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 22:04:42
December 30 2009 22:04 GMT
#48
Q: What happens when Germans let loose?

A:
http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/Chill/Drunkzatichaha.mp3
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So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
December 30 2009 22:08 GMT
#49
On December 31 2009 07:04 Chill wrote:
Q: What happens when Germans let loose?

A:
http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/Chill/Drunkzatichaha.mp3


I love this message so much. Zatic is awesome.
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DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3714 Posts
December 30 2009 22:10 GMT
#50
Better than the flying monkeys thread
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ZhenMiChan
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Netherlands1181 Posts
December 30 2009 22:15 GMT
#51
On December 31 2009 07:10 DyEnasTy wrote:
Better than the flying monkeys thread



I love the flying monkeys!

i like them more then germany!
Studying Chinese~
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
December 30 2009 23:15 GMT
#52
Kraut comments... was waiting for some genius to bring that up
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Neivler
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Norway911 Posts
December 30 2009 23:17 GMT
#53
It is the Russians we should be afraid of. They almost invaded my country! Brak_OK was about to send his tanks to pwn our almost invisible men in the white snow :O
I pwn noobs
asel
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Germany1601 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 23:48:56
December 30 2009 23:47 GMT
#54
[image loading]


oops i forgot that i had that under my floor

...really!
eSTRO for life | #3 Sea.Really fan! | GGoliath! | aeterna societas honoris | cbta~ | Flash makes Terran look like Toss | aka RevaL
meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 23:50:20
December 30 2009 23:48 GMT
#55
It should say "Achtung! GERMAN" instead of ALERT.

On December 31 2009 08:17 Neivler wrote:
It is the Russians we should be afraid of. They almost invaded my country! Brak_OK was about to send his tanks to pwn our almost invisible men in the white snow :O

DTs are for cowards.

Edit:

Didn't see this:

On December 16 2009 23:49 FrozenArbiter wrote:
+1 in favour of keeping the German alert. Need to add a Romanian warning as well.

Though really, it should probably be:

ACHTUNG: GERMAN

Still. QFE.
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
December 31 2009 00:29 GMT
#56
FUUUUUUUUU Germans!!!! Nothing but a bunch of sour krauts.
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Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
December 31 2009 00:57 GMT
#57
Any idea what Zatic was saying in that message?
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
December 31 2009 01:18 GMT
#58
Whatever Sweden, we all know you guys were leaving your lights on to guide the Luftwaffe to London.
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
December 31 2009 01:20 GMT
#59
LOL denied by the GSC.
Hi
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
December 31 2009 01:33 GMT
#60
ur all on thin ice
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