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Dubsys
Profile Joined July 2007
Australia122 Posts
December 19 2009 18:00 GMT
#181
lol only 2 miles

u gotta skate

[Verse 1]
First got it when he was six
Didn't know any tricks
Matter fact
First time he got on it he slipped
Landed on his hip and bust his lip
For a week he had to talk with a lisp
Like this
Now we can end the story right here
But shorty didn't quit it was something in the air
Yea
He said it was somethin' so appealing
He couldn't fight the feelin'
Somethin' about it
He knew he couldn't doubt it
Couldn't understand it
Brand it, since his first kickflip he land it
Uh
Labeled a misfit, abandoned
Ca-kunk, ca-kunk, kunk
His neighbors couldn't stand it, so
He was banished to the park
Started in the morning wouldn't stop till after dark
Yea
When he said it's getting late in here
So "I'm sorry young man there's no skating here"

[Chorus]
So we Kick, Push Kick, Push Kick, Push Kick, Push Coast
And the way he roll just a rebel to the world with no place to go
So we Kick, Push Kick, Push Kick, Push Kick, Push Coast
So come and skate with me, just a rebel looking for a place to be
So let's Kick, and Push, and Coast

[Verse 2]
Uh, uh ,uh
My man got a lil older became a better roller (yea)
No helmet, hellbent on killin' himself, was what his momma said
But he was feelin' himself
Got a lil more swagger in his style
Met his girlfriend, she was clappin' in the crowd
Love is what was happening to him now, uh
He said I would marry you but I'm engaged to these aerials and varials
And I don't think this board is strong enough to carry 2
She said bow I weigh 120 pounds, now
Lemme make one thing clear
I don't need to ride yours I got mine right here
So she took him to a spot
He didn't know about
Somewhere in the apartment parking lot, she said
I don't normally take dates in here
Security came and said "I'm sorry there's no skating here"

[Chorus]
So they Kick, Push Kick, Push Kick, Push Kick, Push Coast
And the way they roll just lovers in the twine with no place to go
So they Kick, Push Kick, Push Kick, Push Kick, Push Coast
So come and skate with me, just a rebel looking for a place to be
So let's Kick, (uh uh) and Push, (yea yea) and Coast

[Verse 3]
Yea uh, yea, yea
Before he knew he had a crew
That weren't no punk
In they Spitfire shirts and SB Dunks
They would Push, till they couldn't skate no more
Office building, lobbies weren't safe no more
And it wasn't like they weren't getting chased no more
Just the freedom is better than breathing they said (they said)
And they escape route, they used to escape out
When things got crazy they needed to break out (they'd head)
To any place with stairs, any good grinds the world was theirs, uh
And they four wheels would take them there
Till the cops came and said "There's no skating here"

[Chorus]
So they Kick, Push Kick, Push Kick, Push Kick, Push Coast
And the way they roll just a rebels without a cause with no place to go
So they Kick, Push Kick, Push Kick, Push Kick, Push Coast
So come roll with me, just a rebel looking for a place to be
So let's Kick, (uh uh) and Push, (yea yea) and Coast
Patience is bitter, but it bears sweet fruit.
Gann1
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1575 Posts
December 19 2009 18:09 GMT
#182
Damn, there's 8 inches of snow on the ground.

How am I gonna skate now?
I drop suckas like Plinko
beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
December 19 2009 18:29 GMT
#183
On December 17 2009 08:58 micronesia wrote:
All of you thinking I failed to troll you are ironically the ones that got trolled.

...and the few of you who somehow fell for that bullshit OP lol

Can you say what is the other purpose of this blog if not checking how many people know who you are? Is there any? If yes, what should be done about it?
wwww
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24772 Posts
December 19 2009 18:48 GMT
#184
On December 20 2009 03:29 beetlelisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 08:58 micronesia wrote:
All of you thinking I failed to troll you are ironically the ones that got trolled.

...and the few of you who somehow fell for that bullshit OP lol

Can you say what is the other purpose of this blog if not checking how many people know who you are? Is there any? If yes, what should be done about it?

It's just parodying/making fun of all the different types of shit blogs we see lately.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-21 23:01:39
December 21 2009 23:01 GMT
#185
Lol I totally fell for it. I just saw all the u gotta skate stuff without reading the OP until today to see it was a clever pastiche.
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
December 22 2009 01:09 GMT
#186
r u a skaterz
Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
December 22 2009 15:38 GMT
#187
On December 15 2009 12:52 Mekhami wrote:
Show nested quote +
One of them said to me "Du är en bög" but I don't speak any Korean... what does that mean?


Best line of the article


hahahahahaaha thats not korean m8 ^^
The artist formerly known as Starparty
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
December 22 2009 16:53 GMT
#188
On December 23 2009 00:38 Starparty wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 15 2009 12:52 Mekhami wrote:
One of them said to me "Du är en bög" but I don't speak any Korean... what does that mean?


Best line of the article


hahahahahaaha thats not korean m8 ^^


hahahaha
Sullifam
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
December 22 2009 17:24 GMT
#189
On December 23 2009 01:53 ghostWriter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 00:38 Starparty wrote:
On December 15 2009 12:52 Mekhami wrote:
One of them said to me "Du är en bög" but I don't speak any Korean... what does that mean?


Best line of the article


hahahahahaaha thats not korean m8 ^^


hahahaha


LOL wait a sec...
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
September 15 2011 04:05 GMT
#190
So, we're bumping things? I know I came here after this happened, but still is hands down the best blog I've ever read.


On December 15 2009 13:18 Xx5k4t3rG0H4NxX wrote:
u wanna fite?

u jus dont c the beauty of skating man u dont undrstand

vegegta is jus a crybaby neva gonna be like gohan

he didn kill cell cuz hes 2 weak.

u gotta skate

"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9109 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-15 05:12:20
September 15 2011 04:20 GMT
#191
whew, was worried Micronesia was angry for realz!
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
September 15 2011 05:10 GMT
#192
u gotta sk8
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
September 15 2011 05:46 GMT
#193
This would be my number 1 pick on TeamLiquid's Greatest Hits. And a free set of sk8s for preorders.
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
EchoZ
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Japan5041 Posts
September 15 2011 13:28 GMT
#194
You gotta sk8.

Couldn't resist doing it :D
Dear Sixsmith...
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
September 15 2011 13:31 GMT
#195
Oh god the bumps! The bumps nowadays!
I actually never read this before so thanks for the bump.

This seems obligatory: you gotta sk8.
[TLMS] REBOOT
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
September 15 2011 13:50 GMT
#196
meh, there was a zulu blog that was much better, or was it alffla? I think it was zulu
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24772 Posts
September 15 2011 14:18 GMT
#197
On September 15 2011 22:50 Cambium wrote:
meh, there was a zulu blog that was much better, or was it alffla? I think it was zulu

Don't know which was better but they served totally different purposes... if you don't see that you don't get what the point of the op was.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
September 15 2011 14:37 GMT
#198
^ ??

On December 15 2009 12:52 Cambium wrote:
zulu owns you


LoL, apparently I said this in 2009 too
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
September 15 2011 14:43 GMT
#199
u gotta sk8
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Gatsbi
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1134 Posts
September 15 2011 14:53 GMT
#200
u gotta skate

HAHAHA. such a classic
"IF WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW IS MORE THAN WHAT YOU HAVE KNOWN. THEN YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN ANYTHINIG YET." - Rev Kojo Smith
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