EPT
Bisu’s fault? “ZVP imba!” I proclaimed. “He just needs time to revolutionize the DA build.” Besides, 
Shine was just a lucky nub zerg, and Bisu was always more of an MSL guy anyway. The MSL group start time was at 2:30 AM, far past my bedtime. But I did not worry for the great Protoss hero.
Bogus? GuemChi? The fallen star sAviOr? This motley crew of opponents was even scrubbier than that noob Fantasy. As I slept, visions of blanket storm after blanket storm over clumps of hydras and perfect recalls into the undefended terran base danced in my head. If a pedophile were to look into my window as I slept, he would have seen a smile of kimtaekyong victory appear on my visage. And he would have been aroused. But I digress.The next morning, before class, I eagerly pulled up teamliquid.net to see the effortless 2-0 which my hero achieved. As I opened the spoiler, my eyes quickly searched for a bolded and underlined “Bisu.” He beat savior once again! Suffa zerg fanboys suffa ^-^. But try as I might I could not find the 2nd victory proclamation. It was at this moment that my breath died in my throat and filled my airless lungs with blue dragoon soup. Guemchi > Bisu. Bogus > Bisu. I unfocused eyes stared disbelievingly at the results. Another 3 months of starleague. Wasted. Bisu had let me down once again, this time without even advancing past any group stage. My world was shattered.
Bisu, I hate… no I can’t hate you. But I hate that I love you.
Kim Taek Yong Hwaiting. </3
