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hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
November 28 2009 03:02 GMT
#41
your dragoon needs range upgrade.
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
miseiler
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States1389 Posts
November 28 2009 03:10 GMT
#42
This is why I come to Team Liquid every day.

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED.
"Jinro soo manly wearing only a T-Shirt while the Koreans freeze in their jackets" -- Double_O
"He's from Sweden, man. We have to fight polar bears on our way to school." -- Yusername
SHr3DD3r
Profile Joined March 2009
Pakistan2137 Posts
November 28 2009 03:11 GMT
#43
On November 28 2009 12:02 hyst.eric.al wrote:
your dragoon needs range upgrade.

wow lol
Hit them hard! Hit them low! - Forever a Bisu Fan!~!
Catch]22
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden2683 Posts
November 28 2009 03:37 GMT
#44
awesome!
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
November 28 2009 03:39 GMT
#45
Is it just more or does Geoff only have funny blog posts if they involve his shlong.
Grouty @HoN/PCKJ <--<333 || Jaedong Fan Cafe GFX
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
November 28 2009 03:46 GMT
#46
On November 28 2009 11:46 Kennigit wrote:
Well done incontrol, that should definitely go in the play book.




Funniest youtube video ive seen so far.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
FastEddieV
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States614 Posts
November 28 2009 03:46 GMT
#47
in rod we trust~
platinum? more like leaf
SkepTicAL
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada872 Posts
November 28 2009 03:49 GMT
#48
I had the same shit, i was told its mucus left over in your system that your body is rejecting, and thus making you cough like a mad man(happens when you lie down). For me it went away after a week!
AeriALsLighT @AerialsLight
stoned_rabbit
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States324 Posts
November 28 2009 04:07 GMT
#49
On November 28 2009 12:00 Cloud wrote:
You are the first guy I have ever heard that masturbated out of fear.


well I'm the second one then. A week ago I strained the ligament connecting the penis to the body and I jerked it to see if everything works okay. Fucking hurts like hell, but yep.. its all good.

and btw.. LOL this blog is hilarious.
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
November 28 2009 04:18 GMT
#50
On November 28 2009 12:49 SkepTicAL wrote:
I had the same shit, i was told its mucus left over in your system that your body is rejecting, and thus making you cough like a mad man(happens when you lie down). For me it went away after a week!

Did you miss the whole point of the blog?
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
November 28 2009 04:21 GMT
#51
Remember this?
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=82683
Of course you do.
Kiarip
Profile Joined August 2008
United States1835 Posts
November 28 2009 04:23 GMT
#52
About a week ago I contracted the H1N1 virus.

Sucks right? Coughing, fever, headache, chills, aches.. everything pretty much. Fortunately it happened on a weekend when I could lay in bed and sleep it off. I drank water, slept, ate some and rinsed and repeated. Eventually the virus was defeated for the most part..

But that pesky swine flute left me a present:

This cough.

Now normally it isn't a big deal, I sound like a 'smoker but that isn't a big deal.

Unfortunately...


I had EXACTLY THE SAME THING HAPPEN TO ME up to there...
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
November 28 2009 04:38 GMT
#53
On November 28 2009 13:21 Archaic wrote:
Remember this?
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=82683
Of course you do.


hahahahaha, the kind of stories that would make you think of fantasizing about bears !

your thoughts on guys that masturbate too much... like 3 times a day?
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14908 Posts
November 28 2009 04:52 GMT
#54
thanks for this
Too_MuchZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Finland2818 Posts
November 28 2009 06:39 GMT
#55
Steroids (or whatever is been used at body building) are finally kicking in :D

+ Show Spoiler +
not
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
November 28 2009 06:58 GMT
#56
Your Reaver needs some scarabs Geoff.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
druj
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
137 Posts
November 28 2009 07:20 GMT
#57
Such imagery, so disturbing, so good.
I await the next chapter.
Once you play starcraft, everything else in life seems alot easier.
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
November 28 2009 07:32 GMT
#58
one could say that the op is no longer in control of his erection
Eiii
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2566 Posts
November 28 2009 07:35 GMT
#59
On November 28 2009 13:23 Kiarip wrote:
Show nested quote +
About a week ago I contracted the H1N1 virus.

Sucks right? Coughing, fever, headache, chills, aches.. everything pretty much. Fortunately it happened on a weekend when I could lay in bed and sleep it off. I drank water, slept, ate some and rinsed and repeated. Eventually the virus was defeated for the most part..

But that pesky swine flute left me a present:

This cough.

Now normally it isn't a big deal, I sound like a 'smoker but that isn't a big deal.

Unfortunately...


I had EXACTLY THE SAME THING HAPPEN TO ME up to there...



Yeah, I was all ready to sympathize and everything. Then, suddenly... :X
:3
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
November 28 2009 07:38 GMT
#60
oh my god this made me cringe. uhhh, the thought of something happening to my schlong

give it time to heal. give it a break, too. you're young, you can do awful things to your body and get away with it

but im still kind of..ohh god im still mentally cringing at the thought of that
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
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