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Xiberia
Profile Joined September 2007
Sweden634 Posts
November 28 2009 00:53 GMT
#21
This sounds serious. I wish you and your penis the best of luck.
Vharox
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States1037 Posts
November 28 2009 01:01 GMT
#22
haha
Zyrre
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden291 Posts
November 28 2009 01:01 GMT
#23
I only realized the title about half way down the comments. Gave me a good chuckle.
"Take the risk of thinking for yourself, much more happiness, truth, beauty, and wisdom will come to you that way."
lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
November 28 2009 01:07 GMT
#24
those gay dudes from that other site are gonna be all over this post
Fallen33
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States596 Posts
November 28 2009 01:10 GMT
#25
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-28 01:20:34
November 28 2009 01:19 GMT
#26
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=90977



Artosis:
I know who he is. His name is Geoff. He’s a 23 year old Oregon State college student from Spokane, WA who competes in pro lifting competitions. He is an English and History major. He says he can bench press 500 lbs. WOOF! He’s a contestant on Sci-Fi channel’s WCG Ultimate Gamer.

Klazart:
hi guys this is Klazart do you mind voting for my book “Lesser Sins” on Authonomy.com?

It may or may not be about bears.

hahahahahaa
Sullifam
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
November 28 2009 01:25 GMT
#27
5/5 no doubt. XD
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
SirGlinG
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden933 Posts
November 28 2009 01:31 GMT
#28
Why do I remember that this isn't your first blog about your penis?
Why does your penis live such a adventurous life?

Hope everything works out fine, remember that every penis has it's ups and downs
Not my chair. Not my problem. That's what I say
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
November 28 2009 01:37 GMT
#29
Good luck!
zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-28 01:40:00
November 28 2009 01:39 GMT
#30
On November 28 2009 10:31 SirGlinG wrote:
Why do I remember that this isn't your first blog about your penis?
Why does your penis live such a adventurous life?

Hope everything works out fine, remember that every penis has it's ups and downs

Don't forget the ins and outs.

Oh 5/5 btw. Never thought I could enjoy hearing about another man's penis so much.
Welcome to the Durst-Zone
bigsack
Profile Joined August 2007
Korea (North)220 Posts
November 28 2009 01:41 GMT
#31
lmao that was a good read. Thanks for sharing! Took me awhile to figure out the topic title, lol.
Hilary Clinton for 2008
nicoaldo
Profile Joined March 2009
Argentina939 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-28 01:46:19
November 28 2009 01:45 GMT
#32
5/5
This last part describes it well:
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
November 28 2009 01:49 GMT
#33
On November 28 2009 09:20 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 28 2009 09:09 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
All is not lost however. A few days after I engaged in certain activities with a certain someone and something certainly resulted.

Where would we be without Artosis? The man's got talent.


Rooooooooooooooooooooofl, greatest thing i have heard this week. Anyway, if i were you i would go see a doctor. From what i hear i think you actually broke your penis. Like a bone your penis can also break with a pop, which you probably didn't hear because of your coughing. Go see a doctor or it will be crooked for the rest of your life!! Even if it isn't now.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Cu(oCo)
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Italy358 Posts
November 28 2009 01:55 GMT
#34
On November 28 2009 09:20 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 28 2009 09:09 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
All is not lost however. A few days after I engaged in certain activities with a certain someone and something certainly resulted.

Where would we be without Artosis? The man's got talent.

lol
Goons? just vulture toys 휴.휴
StalkerSC
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada378 Posts
November 28 2009 02:01 GMT
#35
Lol i'd go see a doctor.. Its probably not serious but..yeah thatd suck.. get like somone to use their hands on your "leg" and see if it works... if not idk...maybe your "leg" doesnt like "hands"
IIf your good at Starcraft, Your good at life. - Artosis
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
November 28 2009 02:11 GMT
#36
Seek a random hole and try with that
If you have to ask, you don't know.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
November 28 2009 02:46 GMT
#37
Well done incontrol, that should definitely go in the play book.

Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
November 28 2009 02:47 GMT
#38
I guess this pretty much sums up what is detailed here:

I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Code
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada634 Posts
November 28 2009 02:49 GMT
#39
hahahaha...the puns were good.

Hope everything gets straightened out
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
November 28 2009 03:00 GMT
#40
You are the first guy I have ever heard that masturbated out of fear.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
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