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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 26 2009 01:57 GMT
#1
So for those of you who don't know, NeverGG apparently had a sexy dream about Kwanro which horrified her as a woongjin anti-fan. As a doctor of love, I did my best to show her the error of her ways, that her subconscious desires must be fulfilled for her to find true happiness.

On November 19 2009 13:52 NeverGG wrote:
I got Kwanrolled ;_; (and we weren't playing SC at the time.) FML.



Read about NeverGG's destiny

So in order to show her just how romantic her life could be, I wrote a beautiful story about her and her true love Kwanro and narrarated it. She apparently liked it, so I wonder what the rest of TL thinks.

Hear the beautiful story




****
RIP Aaliyah
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-26 02:06:24
November 26 2009 02:03 GMT
#2
LOL wtf omg can't believe I'm listening to this

edit: LOL THE ACCENT HAHAHAHAahahaha

o my god this is so funny

this is so amazing

british references are amazing

o my god... jesus HAHAHAHHAHHAAH this is so amazing

LOL WTF ZERGLINGS

LOL PELVIC THRUST ATTACK SPEED

oh god this ... omfg

sunken broke kwanro HAHAHHAHAA LOOLLLL

WTF? You win life this made no sense at all but was brilliant at the same time
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Cu(oCo)
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Italy358 Posts
November 26 2009 02:04 GMT
#3
my understand of spoken english is poor so i couldnt enjoy the story but i lol'd reading the destiny link
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numLoCK
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1416 Posts
November 26 2009 02:11 GMT
#4
Oh brilliant.
Your take on "NeverGG" and her voice is absolutely spot on.
I love you.
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
November 26 2009 02:13 GMT
#5
On November 26 2009 11:11 numLoCK wrote:
Oh brilliant.
Your take on "NeverGG" and her voice is absolutely spot on.
I love you.


Which is odd because I'm not from South England at all. ILU Doctor, you made me laugh so hard doing this. I'm never going to be able to look Kwanro in the face ever again without giggling.
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
spydernoob
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada1066 Posts
November 26 2009 02:19 GMT
#6
lol sooooo vulgar. pretty funny
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ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
November 26 2009 02:24 GMT
#7
"He kwanrolled her for hours." haha
Nice job dude, this was pretty funny.
Sullifam
EvilSky
Profile Joined March 2006
Czech Republic548 Posts
November 26 2009 02:25 GMT
#8
worked her clit like a mutalisk works an scv batch hahah, that was a great line man
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
November 26 2009 02:29 GMT
#9
wtf lol
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Phelix
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1931 Posts
November 26 2009 02:31 GMT
#10
This made my day! So funny, especially the PELVIC THRUST upgrade!
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Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
November 26 2009 02:38 GMT
#11
That was funny until the end where it sounded like a 2 year old did it.
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da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
November 26 2009 02:39 GMT
#12
LOL xD
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ahole-surprise
Profile Joined August 2007
United States813 Posts
November 26 2009 02:51 GMT
#13
Hahaha oh man

By the way, if NeverGG's voice sounds anything like that, I'm turned on,
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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
November 26 2009 02:56 GMT
#14
LOL, after about halfway it gets awesome.
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
November 26 2009 02:58 GMT
#15
should have used autotune and made it into a romantic love song
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Tom Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1114 Posts
November 26 2009 02:58 GMT
#16
Why was Pikachu not mentioned in all of this?!?!?!
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John49ers
Profile Joined May 2009
United States237 Posts
November 26 2009 02:59 GMT
#17
On November 26 2009 11:51 ahole-surprise wrote:
Hahaha oh man

By the way, if NeverGG's voice sounds anything like that, I'm turned on,


lol
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l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
November 26 2009 03:07 GMT
#18
British accent for the win.

Loved it.

5/5
Writer
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
November 26 2009 03:12 GMT
#19
OMFG I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HEARING THIS >_<
Realpenguin
Profile Joined December 2006
8253 Posts
November 26 2009 03:12 GMT
#20
that was beautiful DoctorHelvetica

just beautiful *sniff*
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wok
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States504 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-26 03:12:54
November 26 2009 03:12 GMT
#21


O_O
:O
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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
November 26 2009 03:15 GMT
#22
Ahahahahahahaha
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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11584 Posts
November 26 2009 03:24 GMT
#23
this is fucking hilarious. ROFL
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parkerprocise
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
61 Posts
November 26 2009 03:28 GMT
#24
forgg sucks bitch! lol
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
November 26 2009 03:35 GMT
#25
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
November 26 2009 03:39 GMT
#26
Hahahahaha WHY AM I LISTENING TO THIS.

NEGGY U SO BAD <3
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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
November 26 2009 03:39 GMT
#27
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM HE'S NOT A REAL DOCTOR!!!!
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Masq
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1792 Posts
November 26 2009 03:52 GMT
#28
what the bloody fuck!
tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
November 26 2009 04:00 GMT
#29
This was absolutely fucking incredible.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
November 26 2009 04:01 GMT
#30
Hahaha funny stuff. KWANROLLED! he bellowed into the night. :D
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Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4209 Posts
November 26 2009 04:16 GMT
#31
LOL
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vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
November 26 2009 04:16 GMT
#32
Nice Doctor.

But jesus man you gotta stick tot he 1 blow a day rule.. how have you not been warned for this?! 3 blogs in one day?
Breaking Bad
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 26 2009 04:18 GMT
#33
On November 26 2009 13:16 vRoOk wrote:
Nice Doctor.

But jesus man you gotta stick tot he 1 blow a day rule.. how have you not been warned for this?! 3 blogs in one day?


I know lol, I feel bad for making so many blogs in quick succession. I get so bored, I don't have anything to do except go on TL for the time being.

I need to get my bike tires fixed so I can get some fresh air and stop posting :o
RIP Aaliyah
aiyeeta
Profile Joined June 2007
United States199 Posts
November 26 2009 04:18 GMT
#34
This, this made 2009 perhaps the best year ever...
"...And that was the first time I got crabs"
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
November 26 2009 04:21 GMT
#35
On November 26 2009 13:18 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 26 2009 13:16 vRoOk wrote:
Nice Doctor.

But jesus man you gotta stick tot he 1 blow a day rule.. how have you not been warned for this?! 3 blogs in one day?


I know lol, I feel bad for making so many blogs in quick succession. I get so bored, I don't have anything to do except go on TL for the time being.

I need to get my bike tires fixed so I can get some fresh air and stop posting :o


I aint complaining your blogs arnt a waste of space and time

But still haha

You should do the nudes BTW
Breaking Bad
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 26 2009 04:22 GMT
#36
On November 26 2009 13:21 vRoOk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 26 2009 13:18 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On November 26 2009 13:16 vRoOk wrote:
Nice Doctor.

But jesus man you gotta stick tot he 1 blow a day rule.. how have you not been warned for this?! 3 blogs in one day?


I know lol, I feel bad for making so many blogs in quick succession. I get so bored, I don't have anything to do except go on TL for the time being.

I need to get my bike tires fixed so I can get some fresh air and stop posting :o


I aint complaining your blogs arnt a waste of space and time

But still haha

You should do the nudes BTW


I'm nervous I'll get banned! I'll do it with a buncha disclaimers I guess. I have like 18 real good pics set up for thanksgiving.
RIP Aaliyah
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
November 26 2009 04:25 GMT
#37
rofl that was pretty ridiculous. loved the accent.
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
November 26 2009 04:27 GMT
#38
oh god what is this

I think you should narrate more horrifying progamer/fan stories
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
parkerprocise
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
61 Posts
November 26 2009 04:32 GMT
#39
5/5
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
November 26 2009 04:33 GMT
#40
NeverGG has crusty buttcheeks? O_o
Breaking Bad
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
November 26 2009 04:34 GMT
#41
I think he said cornhole
Sullifam
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
November 26 2009 04:41 GMT
#42
On November 26 2009 13:27 d3_crescentia wrote:
oh god what is this

I think you should narrate more horrifying progamer/fan stories


Um I'm not a fan. (Definitely not of Kwanro anyway.) I'm an eSports journalist.
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
FrozenPanDA
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada17 Posts
November 26 2009 04:46 GMT
#43
This was amazing..
Time to get kwanrolled -=]

"KWANNNROLLLEEDDDDD"
Whiplash
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2928 Posts
November 26 2009 04:59 GMT
#44
what the fuck that was awesome
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tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
November 26 2009 05:03 GMT
#45
British can't cook
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
November 26 2009 05:40 GMT
#46
<3 greatest story ever.
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
November 26 2009 05:44 GMT
#47
ahahahahaahha!
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
November 26 2009 05:48 GMT
#48
LOLLLLLLLLLL I love Doctor
dats racist
ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
November 26 2009 05:52 GMT
#49
ROFLL 5/5. great narrating.
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Flyingsnow
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Japan208 Posts
November 26 2009 05:55 GMT
#50
HAHHAHA WTF this is hilarious
All hail the doctor
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 26 2009 05:56 GMT
#51
On November 26 2009 13:41 NeverGG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 26 2009 13:27 d3_crescentia wrote:
oh god what is this

I think you should narrate more horrifying progamer/fan stories


Um I'm not a fan. (Definitely not of Kwanro anyway.) I'm an eSports journalist.


tsundere imo
RIP Aaliyah
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
November 26 2009 05:58 GMT
#52
hahahaahahaahaahaahha the forGG part
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Kerotan
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
England2109 Posts
November 26 2009 06:01 GMT
#53
Oh wow, that was brilliant.
You should clearly be on vent all the time with that voice.

Also some backstory, I knew, from talk that we had on ventrillo that neggie had this dream a while back, I think it was around the time of the last OSL selection night, and I haven't really had the chance to spill the beans until that thread came along.
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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 26 2009 06:05 GMT
#54
On November 26 2009 15:01 Kerotan wrote:
Oh wow, that was brilliant.
You should clearly be on vent all the time with that voice.

Also some backstory, I knew, from talk that we had on ventrillo that neggie had this dream a while back, I think it was around the time of the last OSL selection night, and I haven't really had the chance to spill the beans until that thread came along.


I'll definitely be in vent during the MSL, I didn't realize it was so active during the live games, but I guess that makes sense.
RIP Aaliyah
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Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
November 26 2009 06:22 GMT
#55
ROFL!!!!
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Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
November 26 2009 06:27 GMT
#56
On November 26 2009 13:41 NeverGG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 26 2009 13:27 d3_crescentia wrote:
oh god what is this

I think you should narrate more horrifying progamer/fan stories


Um I'm not a fan. (Definitely not of Kwanro anyway.) I'm an eSports journalist.

so does that mean you endorse all of team ESTRO x Mr. Kang?

anyway I meant fan as in general TL community >_>
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Cu(oCo)
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Italy358 Posts
November 26 2009 06:49 GMT
#57
On November 26 2009 13:41 NeverGG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 26 2009 13:27 d3_crescentia wrote:
oh god what is this

I think you should narrate more horrifying progamer/fan stories


Um I'm not a fan. (Definitely not of Kwanro anyway.) I'm an eSports journalist.

work of my dreams ~
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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-26 06:55:55
November 26 2009 06:55 GMT
#58
You are the fucking poster of the week Dr. Helvetica, this, the asian girls, and you singing SNSD.
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Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
November 26 2009 09:36 GMT
#59
Oh my, I have no idea why this is so funny. I'm giggling like a little school work.
Hilarious.
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Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4291 Posts
November 26 2009 11:16 GMT
#60
The "'L O L Forgg sucks!' Kwanro whispered in her ear" was funniest to me because of the normal speaking voice and then hearing he whispered that.
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Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
November 26 2009 11:39 GMT
#61
Hahaha brilliant
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Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
November 26 2009 11:53 GMT
#62
HAhHAHAHHAHA fantastic!!
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Sweden4042 Posts
November 26 2009 14:33 GMT
#63
Kwanrolled!
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Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1575 Posts
November 26 2009 15:19 GMT
#64
so romantic
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Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
November 26 2009 16:43 GMT
#65
I'm still howling at this every time I listen to it.

Best post of the week, and this week has been awesome for awesome posts.
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Profile Blog Joined December 2008
England2665 Posts
November 26 2009 22:14 GMT
#66
Take this from someone who knows NeverGG and English accents very well:

This is perfect.
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Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Sweden364 Posts
November 26 2009 22:36 GMT
#67
almost as vulgar as the true blood novels!

5/5
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Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Japan311 Posts
November 27 2009 01:44 GMT
#68
Funny, but overrated.
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Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
November 27 2009 02:57 GMT
#69
O god the accent!
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Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
November 27 2009 03:05 GMT
#70
On November 26 2009 11:58 motbob wrote:
should have used autotune and made it into a romantic love song


PLEASE
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Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
November 27 2009 04:31 GMT
#71
..LAWL


oh my god... DoctorHelvetica you are a boss
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Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
November 27 2009 05:03 GMT
#72
lol Doc this is awesome.
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Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States266 Posts
November 27 2009 06:11 GMT
#73
you should do audiobooks.
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Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
November 27 2009 07:43 GMT
#74
On November 27 2009 15:11 AraqirG wrote:
you should do audiobooks.

Haha, my thoughts exactly. Dr Helvetica's voice is sweet to listen to
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Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-27 08:21:04
November 27 2009 08:20 GMT
#75
lol that was hilarious, someone should write down the transcript of it.
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Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
November 27 2009 09:27 GMT
#76
lmao that accent is crazy ROFL
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Profile Joined November 2005
Guatemala357 Posts
November 27 2009 16:35 GMT
#77
hahaha... nice history XD... good job sir...
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United States4789 Posts
November 27 2009 21:52 GMT
#78
This was a scarring listen. I was expecting something sweet and cute, but instead . . . T_T
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Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States557 Posts
November 27 2009 23:45 GMT
#79
o-m-g...poor flash lol
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Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
November 28 2009 00:26 GMT
#80
I can't unhear this ... it is too good ...
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Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
November 28 2009 03:53 GMT
#81
LOL

not to be weird but, what exactly does NeverGG look like?
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
November 28 2009 03:56 GMT
#82
On November 28 2009 12:53 hyst.eric.al wrote:
LOL

not to be weird but, what exactly does NeverGG look like?


According to Korean netizens I look like a cross-dressing Bisu.
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 28 2009 03:57 GMT
#83
On November 28 2009 12:53 hyst.eric.al wrote:
LOL

not to be weird but, what exactly does NeverGG look like?


the kind of girl who would date kwanro imo
RIP Aaliyah
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
November 28 2009 04:01 GMT
#84
does she, by any chance, look like Ash Ketchum?
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 28 2009 04:07 GMT
#85
uncannily
RIP Aaliyah
eshlow
Profile Joined June 2008
United States5210 Posts
November 28 2009 06:04 GMT
#86
I can't believe I listened to this.

Although it was quite funny.
Overcoming Gravity: A Systematic Approach to Gymnastics and Bodyweight Strength
ForSC2
Profile Joined June 2009
United States580 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-29 00:33:18
November 29 2009 00:24 GMT
#87
Pikachu always wins on the show.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=2883#comic
MasterDana
Profile Joined March 2008
United States114 Posts
November 29 2009 06:34 GMT
#88
This was amazing.
<:
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 29 2009 06:58 GMT
#89
hi dana
RIP Aaliyah
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
December 01 2009 04:57 GMT
#90
LOL HOW DID I MISS THIS.
Zuul
Profile Joined December 2009
1 Post
December 01 2009 04:59 GMT
#91
On November 29 2009 15:58 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
hi dana

THERE IS NO DANA

ONLY ZUUL
ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2750 Posts
December 01 2009 16:29 GMT
#92
haha NeverGG what have YOU been upto!?!
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 01 2009 18:53 GMT
#93
O_O
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Twilight Templar
Profile Joined April 2009
99 Posts
December 01 2009 19:37 GMT
#94
LOL
5/5 Great job!
dum dadi do dum dum dee do dee da
Tuke
Profile Joined January 2009
Finland1666 Posts
December 01 2009 20:34 GMT
#95
So romantic, true love story.
TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #42
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
December 01 2009 23:40 GMT
#96
love the limey accent!
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
December 02 2009 00:49 GMT
#97
lololol this was so fucking funny

you should do more stories like this
beep boop
Prof. Protoss
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Germany744 Posts
December 02 2009 01:01 GMT
#98
Thanks Dr Loveatica
Now I'm in the mood for love <3
Don't mess the fess!
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
December 28 2009 04:17 GMT
#99
Thank you. T_T
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
December 28 2009 04:55 GMT
#100
LOL
funniest story ever
accent was awesome
Sullifam
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
December 28 2009 05:13 GMT
#101
This was just as good the second time around. Bahaha.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
January 23 2010 03:39 GMT
#102
Thread of the Year.
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
January 23 2010 04:00 GMT
#103
10/5. I put the audio version on my ipod. My audiobook playlist boasts names like Toiken, Asimov, Vonnegut.... And now, DoctorHelvetica.
The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
February 02 2010 19:23 GMT
#104
please. this needs a bump <3
cw)minsean(ru
Yoshi Kirishima
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States10360 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-29 04:55:00
November 29 2011 04:53 GMT
#105
omg LOL this is so good listening still ~

VERY good reading lol! how much did u practice? was this all in 1 take? =O

omg this blog didn't have a rating til now when i just voted? o.o
Mid-master streaming MECH ONLY + commentary www.twitch.tv/yoshikirishima +++ "If all-in fails, all-in again."
gamecrazy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States421 Posts
November 29 2011 05:04 GMT
#106
Researching Pelvic thrust attack speed upgrade!! LOOOOOOL

Too good.
Azzur
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia6260 Posts
November 29 2011 05:05 GMT
#107
Voted 5/5!

2 years late but better late than never!
Azzur
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia6260 Posts
November 29 2011 05:07 GMT
#108
On November 29 2011 13:53 Yoshi Kirishima wrote:
omg LOL this is so good listening still ~

VERY good reading lol! how much did u practice? was this all in 1 take? =O

omg this blog didn't have a rating til now when i just voted? o.o

You are a blog rater noob... :p
Yoshi Kirishima
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States10360 Posts
November 29 2011 05:13 GMT
#109
On November 29 2011 14:07 Azzur wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 29 2011 13:53 Yoshi Kirishima wrote:
omg LOL this is so good listening still ~

VERY good reading lol! how much did u practice? was this all in 1 take? =O

omg this blog didn't have a rating til now when i just voted? o.o

You are a blog rater noob... :p


=O is it a tacit agreement not to rate? oops

people keep giving me 1 star blogs > kekek
Mid-master streaming MECH ONLY + commentary www.twitch.tv/yoshikirishima +++ "If all-in fails, all-in again."
iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
November 29 2011 05:19 GMT
#110
This is great.
strava.com/athletes/zhaodynasty
Azzur
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia6260 Posts
November 29 2011 05:30 GMT
#111
On November 29 2011 14:13 Yoshi Kirishima wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 29 2011 14:07 Azzur wrote:
On November 29 2011 13:53 Yoshi Kirishima wrote:
omg LOL this is so good listening still ~

VERY good reading lol! how much did u practice? was this all in 1 take? =O

omg this blog didn't have a rating til now when i just voted? o.o

You are a blog rater noob... :p


=O is it a tacit agreement not to rate? oops

people keep giving me 1 star blogs > kekek

Hahaha

The ratings for the blog doesn't show up (for you) until you have voted lol
Kiett
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States7639 Posts
November 29 2011 05:34 GMT
#112
LOL WHAT

This completely made my day.
Writer:o
Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
November 29 2011 06:12 GMT
#113
so glad this was bumped
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
November 29 2011 06:13 GMT
#114
Oh god, I hope NeverGG doesn't come in here. Not after her last blog She doesn't deserve this.
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
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