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kvilx
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Poland198 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-18 20:42:15
November 18 2009 20:41 GMT
#1
Call me weirdo, but I had very enjoable time reading Automated Ban List.

Seriously, when it comes to purging forum from this:

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...this:

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...and this:

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TeamLiquid moderators are just too awesome.

Especially with applying this:

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Typical mods would just ban all idiots without saying a thing. I am happy with them and imma let them finish, but TL.net has one of the best ban distributors ever. This fact is revealed even in something as boring, oridinary and typical as banning assholes. To be honest, while reading this I wondered if all those mindless posters deserved as much attention as they got from TL commanders (particularly from Manifesto7, whose infinite crusade against ignorance is worth huge credit). Clearily, people like Mani, Plexa, Chill, Kennigit, Sonuvbob, Liquid'Nazgul, FrozenArbiter, Carnac, FakeSteve, Twisted, EvilTeletubby... Ufff, a lot of people... Anyway, they are making least-likely-to-be interseting thread enjoyable.

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On a side note props to Rekrul as well.

But, OK, getting to the point: I made quite an extract from banlist to explain once again what people should not do, and... just to share some hilarious moments.

1. FAIL, NICKNAMES ARE FAIL...

Offensive against the whole world...

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...or against moderators (sic!)...

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...or pretending to be (not cool) celebrity...

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...Won't pay off. Neither will wishful thinking:

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...BUT SOME PEOPLE WILL NEVER LEARN...

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2. UNTIL MANI COMES IN:

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3. BY THE WAY, WHAT'S THIS?

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4. AND THESE... WHOA!

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Haha. This, this... wow.


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LMAO!


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Wait, what?

TY GUYS!


*****
Day[9] For President
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
November 18 2009 20:54 GMT
#2
hahaha, awesome.

Loving the ban thread is natural, don't worry, you can still look at yourself in the mirror.
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
November 18 2009 20:56 GMT
#3
I fucking love the reds.

Some of the bans are just pure epic, but I don't really wanna dig em up. Some people just don't learn though.
God Bless
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
November 18 2009 20:58 GMT
#4
Lmao @ kennigit and wedding
Dknight
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States5223 Posts
November 18 2009 21:02 GMT
#5
The best is when the big posters are in there. Knock em back in line. Frits is a great example since he's the latest one.
WGT<3. Former CL/NW head admin.
geegee1
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States618 Posts
November 18 2009 21:18 GMT
#6
the automatic ban is awesome just checking it out with the posts make you laugh for a long time. the names are funny too
pew pew
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
November 18 2009 22:25 GMT
#7
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
November 18 2009 22:33 GMT
#8
Nice collection
No I'm never serious.
sky_slasher
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States328 Posts
November 18 2009 22:59 GMT
#9
Haha this should under In The Spotlight on the homepage...

"I am happy with them and imma let them finish, but TL.net has one of the best ban distributors ever." kkk, Kanye still lives...

Laughed so hard at Kennigit banning Chill...

Actually that thread is one of my favorites too.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
November 18 2009 23:00 GMT
#10
The mods will definitely disagree with me, but I think this post could have done better without all the ass-kissing at the beginning...lol.

I do like Mani's posts and bans, though. His bans really hit hard.
Hello
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
November 18 2009 23:09 GMT
#11
Near the bottom of this page.

was just banned by SonuvBob.

That account was created on 2009-10-21 02:49:01 and had 1 posts.

Reason: looool cute

But come back with a readable name.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=17883#cmd08


Just awesome lol
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
November 18 2009 23:23 GMT
#12
Love the guy who created an account called thisisnotflipz, lol that isnt obvious you know.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
November 18 2009 23:34 GMT
#13
On November 19 2009 08:00 PH wrote:
The mods will definitely disagree with me, but I think this post could have done better without all the ass-kissing at the beginning...lol.

I do like Mani's posts and bans, though. His bans really hit hard.

...and the 4chan.
But then again, it is a "tribute" ...
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-18 23:49:59
November 18 2009 23:49 GMT
#14
you missed the kennigit one where he takes that guy down a notch

and the guy with the smiley faces in his name
Sullifam
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
November 18 2009 23:54 GMT
#15
Awesome tribute... I hadn't heard of a bunch of those other bans... damn
Fixed
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States174 Posts
November 19 2009 00:30 GMT
#16
How come I wasnt mentioned
fanatacist likes men.....but mostly boys...and some anal toys. Also his ability to read and understand posts is on par with a slightly retarded meerkat.
VorcePA
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1102 Posts
November 19 2009 00:47 GMT
#17
On November 19 2009 05:41 kvilx wrote:I am happy with them and imma let them finish, but TL.net has one of the best ban distributors ever.


Ban plz for overuse of a meme.

:p
Shitposting
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
November 19 2009 00:56 GMT
#18
Nice collection of parts from my favourite thread. You are not alone in loving it.
Obviously rekrul will always be no.1 when it comes to banning.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
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