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wok
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States504 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-17 08:59:50
November 17 2009 08:59 GMT
#1
Today, I tried a little experiment. I started off with like 700 points on iccup... and I was pretty pissed at how shitty I played to get to that point.
I was so pissed in fact, that I just started throwing games away. Ironically, I won 1 cuz the guy said "lag" and quit 2 mins in, and another guy by the same token randomly left.
I'm so bad that my points went UP when I TRIED to lose.
Obviously, I wasn't trying hard enough.

*
I'll race you to defeatism... you win.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
November 17 2009 09:03 GMT
#2
today is opposite day. you'll do better tomorrow.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
vAltyR
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States581 Posts
November 17 2009 09:03 GMT
#3
Wow, you failed a failing? Damn...

Keep it up! ^_^
내 호버크라프트는 장어로 가득 차 있어요
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
November 17 2009 09:05 GMT
#4
heh, somedays you just can't succeed at anything. Those are the days I usually just relax and watch The Office for a while.
unionbank
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Australia666 Posts
November 17 2009 09:13 GMT
#5
wanna practise with me ?????????// im D zerg // Australia ...
김정우.... 이겼다!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bearigator
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States233 Posts
November 17 2009 09:23 GMT
#6
If you are Z, add me on ICCUP. My PvP and PvT are almost D+ but my PvZ is so horribly fail, D- level really. We can play some friendlies

ICCUP: OOOMM
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
November 17 2009 09:28 GMT
#7
I was trying to lose games on purpose to get that nice shiney D- rank. I lifted off my CC, killed all my SCVs and hid it in the corner just to confuse my opponent. I came back 30 minutes later and found the game was still going. I quit and checked the replay, turns out he didn't even leave his main for the entire game or build additional SCVs and was slowly massing battlecruisers from one starport.
No I'm never serious.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
November 17 2009 09:35 GMT
#8
On November 17 2009 18:28 Nytefish wrote:
I was trying to lose games on purpose to get that nice shiney D- rank. I lifted off my CC, killed all my SCVs and hid it in the corner just to confuse my opponent. I came back 30 minutes later and found the game was still going. I quit and checked the replay, turns out he didn't even leave his main for the entire game or build additional SCVs and was slowly massing battlecruisers from one starport.

This actually caused me to burst out laughing.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
November 17 2009 09:38 GMT
#9
On November 17 2009 18:28 Nytefish wrote:
I was trying to lose games on purpose to get that nice shiney D- rank. I lifted off my CC, killed all my SCVs and hid it in the corner just to confuse my opponent. I came back 30 minutes later and found the game was still going. I quit and checked the replay, turns out he didn't even leave his main for the entire game or build additional SCVs and was slowly massing battlecruisers from one starport.


that's the new "bc rush" that adheres to scv labor laws.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
November 17 2009 09:44 GMT
#10
Just rage incoherently about how terrible your opponent is and how they win by doing stupid shit, then leave.

Ideally, do this after stealing your opponent's gas.
My strategy is to fork people.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
November 17 2009 09:44 GMT
#11
Try harder obv.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
November 17 2009 10:51 GMT
#12
LOL.
Hello
wok
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States504 Posts
November 17 2009 11:01 GMT
#13
Yeah I tried much harder. Another guy d/c'd when I drone rushed him ( he was T ). Another guy, again, left before I could do anything thinking I'd proxied. But those setbacks aside... After about 2.5 hours I finally got to D- rank of 1

I feel so accomplished.
I'll race you to defeatism... you win.
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
November 17 2009 11:17 GMT
#14
Well, congrats at being the lowest ranked player on ICCUP.

You got something done there. Although a few wins on your record might tarnish that. You need to next get to 1 without a single win.
God Bless
Kim_Hyun_Han
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
706 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-17 13:11:49
November 17 2009 11:25 GMT
#15
u are doin it wrong

u have to put some effort in ur things if u want to be a better player
Biff The Understudy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France8146 Posts
November 17 2009 11:35 GMT
#16
On November 17 2009 18:38 29 fps wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 17 2009 18:28 Nytefish wrote:
I was trying to lose games on purpose to get that nice shiney D- rank. I lifted off my CC, killed all my SCVs and hid it in the corner just to confuse my opponent. I came back 30 minutes later and found the game was still going. I quit and checked the replay, turns out he didn't even leave his main for the entire game or build additional SCVs and was slowly massing battlecruisers from one starport.


that's the new "bc rush" that adheres to scv labor laws.

Terran players can feel lucky that scv don't syndicate.

"Oh shit my scvs are on strike!!"

The fellow who is out to burn things up is the counterpart of the fool who thinks he can save the world. The world needs neither to be burned up nor to be saved. The world is, we are. Transients, if we buck it; here to stay if we accept it. ~H.Miller
Shield
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bulgaria4824 Posts
November 17 2009 14:42 GMT
#17
Try to rush with your 1st 4 workers. There's a high chance of you losing.
DrKN
Profile Joined September 2008
Sweden130 Posts
November 17 2009 14:51 GMT
#18
fail at failing ahhaha that's just the best...
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
November 17 2009 14:54 GMT
#19
On November 17 2009 18:28 Nytefish wrote:
I was trying to lose games on purpose to get that nice shiney D- rank. I lifted off my CC, killed all my SCVs and hid it in the corner just to confuse my opponent. I came back 30 minutes later and found the game was still going. I quit and checked the replay, turns out he didn't even leave his main for the entire game or build additional SCVs and was slowly massing battlecruisers from one starport.

Hahaha! I did a similar thing a long time ago; I played a game (D- level) on Medusa where I lifted my CC to my mineral only and then proceeded to play as normal. My opponent (Zerg) never scouted until he attacked (maybe 10 minutes into the game) so I don't think he even realized the stupid shit I had been up to. XD
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
November 17 2009 15:07 GMT
#20
On November 17 2009 23:54 Holgerius wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 17 2009 18:28 Nytefish wrote:
I was trying to lose games on purpose to get that nice shiney D- rank. I lifted off my CC, killed all my SCVs and hid it in the corner just to confuse my opponent. I came back 30 minutes later and found the game was still going. I quit and checked the replay, turns out he didn't even leave his main for the entire game or build additional SCVs and was slowly massing battlecruisers from one starport.

Hahaha! I did a similar thing a long time ago; I played a game (D- level) on Medusa where I lifted my CC to my mineral only and then proceeded to play as normal. My opponent (Zerg) never scouted until he attacked (maybe 10 minutes into the game) so I don't think he even realized the stupid shit I had been up to. XD


Well I did this TvP a while back :D
http://repdepot.net/replay.php?id=7781
No I'm never serious.
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