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DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
November 11 2009 23:50 GMT
#21
Quality blog. Thank you I've been looking for some responses to this as it annoys me so much.
wok
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States504 Posts
November 11 2009 23:51 GMT
#22
What's wrong with the "I love youuuuuuu <3 " as a response to anything?
I'll race you to defeatism... you win.
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
November 11 2009 23:52 GMT
#23
On November 12 2009 07:29 coltrane wrote:
Are you tired of people making social life on the iccup chat?
Tired of those people that keep asking you questions when you want to play?
Do you want to laugh, but be nice at the same time?
I give you a list of some answers that i usually use to some common questions

I have simpler solution.
Just don't type anything and they'll quit asking.
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States6258 Posts
November 11 2009 23:53 GMT
#24
This can be applied to Omegle also.

Conversation starts
Them: asl?
you: asl ^^

etc.
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
November 11 2009 23:54 GMT
#25
André says:
sup fg
Sergei. Shogun Rua is the UFC LHW Champion. says:
yes fag
André says:
nice comeback
fag
whatcha upto?
Sergei. Shogun Rua is the UFC LHW Champion. says:
fag, right
André says:
phagging it up atm?

André just sent you a nudge.

Sergei. Shogun Rua is the UFC LHW Champion. says:
u2
André says:
so bored
so tired
bleh
some guy just open shoved
Sergei. Shogun Rua is the UFC LHW Champion. says:
lucky i have planes


Not sure it worked out as intended-_-
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
Pawsom
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States928 Posts
November 12 2009 00:03 GMT
#26
Haha nice one ;P
koreakool
Profile Joined January 2008
United States334 Posts
November 12 2009 00:08 GMT
#27
5 stars =D
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
November 12 2009 00:09 GMT
#28
Hilarious guide! Thanks for writing coltrane. 5/5.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Triple7
Profile Joined April 2009
United States656 Posts
November 12 2009 00:33 GMT
#29
Haha, this guide is excellent!
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RHoudini
Profile Joined October 2009
Belgium3627 Posts
November 12 2009 00:37 GMT
#30
LOL
Lee Jae Dong fighting!
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
November 12 2009 00:37 GMT
#31
when someone starts acting super bad manner in game i always type gg at random moments while playing on

the rage that followsis always hilarious
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
November 12 2009 00:59 GMT
#32
On November 12 2009 08:52 Piste wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2009 07:29 coltrane wrote:
Are you tired of people making social life on the iccup chat?
Tired of those people that keep asking you questions when you want to play?
Do you want to laugh, but be nice at the same time?
I give you a list of some answers that i usually use to some common questions

I have simpler solution.
Just don't type anything and they'll quit asking.


actually sometimes when i just dont feel like chatting i dont say a word, and most of the time they will just flat out leave the game right at the start if i dont answer, no idea why.
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
November 12 2009 01:22 GMT
#33
haha nice post, the only problem is they may think you're Korean and ban you or something
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
November 12 2009 02:04 GMT
#34
i just start singing old classics.

WHAT IS LOVE?
BABY DONT HURT ME.
DONT HURT ME.. NO MORE.
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
November 12 2009 02:08 GMT
#35
On November 12 2009 08:53 oBlade wrote:
This can be applied to Omegle also.

Conversation starts
Them: asl?
you: asl ^^

etc.


Hmmm, I think I'll go practice on omegle
Trucy Wright is hot
Gann1
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1575 Posts
November 12 2009 02:16 GMT
#36
I always get asked "m or f" instead of asl
I drop suckas like Plinko
yhnmk
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada630 Posts
November 12 2009 03:40 GMT
#37
One time I got chat banned on iccup cause of the following:

Other guy: From?
Me: Your mother.

Not kidding either. ICCUP can be ridiculous. I wont even risk good mannered trolling after that ridiculous crap.
coltrane
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Chile988 Posts
November 12 2009 04:15 GMT
#38
On November 12 2009 08:42 NrG.NeverExpo wrote:
lol, i think this is an excuse to cover up the OP's bad english.

" To give an idea of a poor poor english."

Buddy, you gave that idea alright :D



yes, english


On November 12 2009 12:40 yhnmk wrote:
One time I got chat banned on iccup cause of the following:

Other guy: From?
Me: Your mother.

Not kidding either. ICCUP can be ridiculous. I wont even risk good mannered trolling after that ridiculous crap.


aaaahaahahah you forgot the funny face!

Jävla skit
Gann1
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1575 Posts
November 12 2009 04:28 GMT
#39
the face makes it ok ^^
I drop suckas like Plinko
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
November 12 2009 04:40 GMT
#40
personally i like

them: you from?
me: usa. you?
them: argentina
me: ah, that in europe?
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