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TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
October 23 2009 00:10 GMT
#21
On October 23 2009 09:01 Amnesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2009 08:57 Railxp wrote:
tell her to stick to making sandwiches.


What bitches are best at. d(^_^)b

absolutely intolerable. theres bitches who do other shit better
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4209 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-23 00:20:50
October 23 2009 00:20 GMT
#22
Update - she put it on facebook that her "roommate" burned water. When I commented that it was her, she promptly denied it, then realized that she could delete the comments.

And now that a bunch of people know about it, she has temporarily deleted her account.

Fucking awesome
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
October 23 2009 00:21 GMT
#23
I burned tea before.
plated.rawr
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway1676 Posts
October 23 2009 00:24 GMT
#24
I've burned water at a pal's many years ago. Jesus, the stink of it never leaves the walls, it's so damn persistent.

To clarify a bit - you boil water untill it's basically vaporized, which results in the last bit of water getting fried on the bottom of the cooking pot. Nasty smell.
Savior broke my heart ;_; || twitch.tv/onnings
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
October 23 2009 00:26 GMT
#25
On October 23 2009 09:10 TheAntZ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2009 09:01 Amnesia wrote:
On October 23 2009 08:57 Railxp wrote:
tell her to stick to making sandwiches.


What bitches are best at. d(^_^)b

absolutely intolerable. theres bitches who do other shit better


Ever hear of women jokes? :o
plated.rawr
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway1676 Posts
October 23 2009 00:30 GMT
#26
On October 23 2009 09:26 Amnesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2009 09:10 TheAntZ wrote:
On October 23 2009 09:01 Amnesia wrote:
On October 23 2009 08:57 Railxp wrote:
tell her to stick to making sandwiches.


What bitches are best at. d(^_^)b

absolutely intolerable. theres bitches who do other shit better


Ever hear of women jokes? :o

Ever heard of fellatio?
Savior broke my heart ;_; || twitch.tv/onnings
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
October 23 2009 00:34 GMT
#27
On October 23 2009 09:30 plated.rawr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2009 09:26 Amnesia wrote:
On October 23 2009 09:10 TheAntZ wrote:
On October 23 2009 09:01 Amnesia wrote:
On October 23 2009 08:57 Railxp wrote:
tell her to stick to making sandwiches.


What bitches are best at. d(^_^)b

absolutely intolerable. theres bitches who do other shit better


Ever hear of women jokes? :o

Ever heard of fellatio?


lol I got owned. I concede!
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
October 23 2009 00:39 GMT
#28
On October 23 2009 09:26 Amnesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2009 09:10 TheAntZ wrote:
On October 23 2009 09:01 Amnesia wrote:
On October 23 2009 08:57 Railxp wrote:
tell her to stick to making sandwiches.


What bitches are best at. d(^_^)b

absolutely intolerable. theres bitches who do other shit better


Ever hear of women jokes? :o


no not really. if a woman is outside the kitchen long enough to make jokes, somethings wrong
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
October 23 2009 00:39 GMT
#29
I knew a girl in high school who once made boil in the bag rice to save timing during Home Ec class....only she took it out of the bag. *Facepalm*
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4209 Posts
October 23 2009 00:45 GMT
#30
LOL.

I honestly didn't see all the women jokes coming when I made this.

And, yea, both my female roommates are inept in the kitchen..... I'm a guy and I'm teaching them how to cook.....
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
October 23 2009 00:48 GMT
#31
On October 23 2009 09:20 lMPERVlOUS wrote:
Update - she put it on facebook that her "roommate" burned water. When I commented that it was her, she promptly denied it, then realized that she could delete the comments.

And now that a bunch of people know about it, she has temporarily deleted her account.

Fucking awesome

I hate that part of Facebook. It's like you're the dictator of your own little wall. You can skew how people view you just by deleting bad comments.
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
October 23 2009 00:51 GMT
#32
On October 23 2009 09:48 mikeymoo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2009 09:20 lMPERVlOUS wrote:
Update - she put it on facebook that her "roommate" burned water. When I commented that it was her, she promptly denied it, then realized that she could delete the comments.

And now that a bunch of people know about it, she has temporarily deleted her account.

Fucking awesome

I hate that part of Facebook. It's like you're the dictator of your own little wall. You can skew how people view you just by deleting bad comments.

Facebook never appealed to me until just now. Still not going to get it but.. Man running your own propaganda machine would be fun and a useful skill to build.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
gchan
Profile Joined October 2007
United States654 Posts
October 23 2009 01:20 GMT
#33
Why would you even want to have female roommates who you aren't in a relationship with? You get the worst of both worlds--having to deal with their shit all the time and not getting the benefits a relationship would bring.
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
October 23 2009 01:21 GMT
#34
[image loading]


Had to be done.
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
October 23 2009 01:21 GMT
#35
i lived with a girl who burned rice in a rice cooker and pasta in a pot.. At the same time. then left without cleaning it up. i hate her to this day.
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
Monstah-_-
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
249 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-23 01:34:27
October 23 2009 01:29 GMT
#36
On October 23 2009 09:20 lMPERVlOUS wrote:
Update - she put it on facebook that her "roommate" burned water. When I commented that it was her, she promptly denied it, then realized that she could delete the comments.

And now that a bunch of people know about it, she has temporarily deleted her account.

Fucking awesome


Why would she post that on facebook anyways? I think shes a little attention whore who isn't too smart.
you live in the woods and drink vodka
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4209 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-23 01:37:23
October 23 2009 01:36 GMT
#37
On October 23 2009 10:20 gchan wrote:
Why would you even want to have female roommates who you aren't in a relationship with? You get the worst of both worlds--having to deal with their shit all the time and not getting the benefits a relationship would bring.


Having been with just guys in a dorm before, it's actually better being in a co-ed dorm. Seriously. Girls alone are just as bad as guys alone.

As for the "benefits" of a relationship I'm not sure if I would want any of those kinds of "benefits" from them. They can't even make me a god-damned sandwich

On October 23 2009 10:29 Monstah-_- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2009 09:20 lMPERVlOUS wrote:
Update - she put it on facebook that her "roommate" burned water. When I commented that it was her, she promptly denied it, then realized that she could delete the comments.

And now that a bunch of people know about it, she has temporarily deleted her account.

Fucking awesome


Why would she post that on facebook anyways? I think shes a little attention whore who isn't too smart.


Well, I kinda agree with that. She's in psychology.....
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24708 Posts
October 23 2009 01:43 GMT
#38
On October 23 2009 09:24 plated.rawr wrote:
I've burned water at a pal's many years ago. Jesus, the stink of it never leaves the walls, it's so damn persistent.

To clarify a bit - you boil water untill it's basically vaporized, which results in the last bit of water getting fried on the bottom of the cooking pot. Nasty smell.

I don't think that's the water that you are smelling...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
caldo149
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States469 Posts
October 23 2009 01:52 GMT
#39
Burning water is pretty cool,
but Farmville is actually way more awesome.
Just because it doesn't have hotkeys doesn't mean it's not fun =P
Hellions are my homeboys
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
October 23 2009 02:34 GMT
#40
Man, you know how they say that women should be in the kitchen. Well she shouldn't be in the kitchen.
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