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My roommate just burned water.

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Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4216 Posts
October 22 2009 23:35 GMT
#1
No joke..... Smoke everywhere..... And it was just water with a bit of salt in it (for pasta).

She went back to play on Farmville on Facebook and forgot about it for over half an hour.

All I could think of was this -> fml

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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
October 22 2009 23:37 GMT
#2
O.O So the pot burned? I don't understand.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
October 22 2009 23:37 GMT
#3
FARMVILLE. So many people I know play it and think it's so cool.

It is sooooooooo dumb
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Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4216 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-22 23:38:19
October 22 2009 23:37 GMT
#4
Yea.....

EDIT - this was to Chef
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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11593 Posts
October 22 2009 23:39 GMT
#5
are you sure it wasn't steam? Also: Salt burns.
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
October 22 2009 23:39 GMT
#6
Tell her she's not allowed to cook bacon or anything with grease lol.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
October 22 2009 23:43 GMT
#7
How does a pot burn? It's meant to be on heat for long periods of time
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4216 Posts
October 22 2009 23:45 GMT
#8
On October 23 2009 08:39 CaucasianAsian wrote:
are you sure it wasn't steam? Also: Salt burns.


Does steam make a nice dark-brown cloud of smoke?
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Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
October 22 2009 23:46 GMT
#9
On October 23 2009 08:43 BlackJack wrote:
How does a pot burn? It's meant to be on heat for long periods of time

pots burn when they don't have water or something which to transfer their heat to
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
October 22 2009 23:48 GMT
#10
On October 23 2009 08:43 BlackJack wrote:
How does a pot burn? It's meant to be on heat for long periods of time

[image loading] I don't know ! :D Maybe it was a lot of salt.
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MooCow
Profile Joined September 2008
1434 Posts
October 22 2009 23:50 GMT
#11
On October 23 2009 08:39 CaucasianAsian wrote:
are you sure it wasn't steam? Also: Salt burns.

it sounds like steam to me also..
heat + water = ?? vaporized water!
Making history not reliving it.
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
October 22 2009 23:50 GMT
#12
On October 23 2009 08:35 lMPERVlOUS wrote:
She went back to play on Farmville on Facebook and forgot about it for over half an hour.

ooooooh, that's what I've been seeing everyone on campus playing. I thought it was a bit strange that an RTS-looking game with cartoony graphics was entering the mainstream.

No, I don't have facebook.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
October 22 2009 23:54 GMT
#13
Burn her I say.

Eye for an eye etc..
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
October 22 2009 23:55 GMT
#14
Haha, epic fail.
eMbrace
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1300 Posts
October 22 2009 23:55 GMT
#15
On October 23 2009 08:50 3clipse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2009 08:35 lMPERVlOUS wrote:
She went back to play on Farmville on Facebook and forgot about it for over half an hour.

ooooooh, that's what I've been seeing everyone on campus playing. I thought it was a bit strange that an RTS-looking game with cartoony graphics was entering the mainstream.

No, I don't have facebook.


everything is cooler when it's on facebook
neobowman
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3324 Posts
October 22 2009 23:57 GMT
#16
Deadly Chef?
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
October 22 2009 23:57 GMT
#17
tell her to stick to making sandwiches.
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-23 00:00:29
October 22 2009 23:58 GMT
#18
get her to make you a sandwich instead then

edit: damn you Railxp
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Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
October 23 2009 00:01 GMT
#19
On October 23 2009 08:57 Railxp wrote:
tell her to stick to making sandwiches.


What bitches are best at. d(^_^)b
Sprite
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1015 Posts
October 23 2009 00:02 GMT
#20
On October 23 2009 09:01 Amnesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2009 08:57 Railxp wrote:
tell her to stick to making sandwiches.


What bitches are best at. d(^_^)b


you sexist pig!
Firebathero is still the best!
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