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Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
October 14 2009 18:28 GMT
#21
Awesome <3
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
October 14 2009 18:30 GMT
#22
GOD DAMNIT I LOVE YOU CHEF hahahha this made my day
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
October 14 2009 18:40 GMT
#23
On October 15 2009 03:26 HuskyTheHusky wrote:
dronaldo was an ass and deserved what he got

TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
Alur
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark3900 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-14 18:46:52
October 14 2009 18:46 GMT
#24
Nice read, i think deep inside Dronaldo was a scourge. Also:
It was the final straw for Donaldo.
AKA No can Dazzle | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlTpX7z3Pok
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Misrah
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1695 Posts
October 14 2009 18:55 GMT
#25
great read!

this is for all the drones that i have not made into defiler mounds <3
A thread vaguely bashing SC2? SWARM ON, LOW POST COUNT BRETHREN! DEFEND THE GLORIOUS GAME THAT IS OUR LIVELIHOOD
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
October 14 2009 18:56 GMT
#26
simply amazing.
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
Try
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1293 Posts
October 14 2009 18:56 GMT
#27
On October 15 2009 02:44 ZeroCartin wrote:
Amazing, I just wanna know how ur gonna name the scv


Deshaun Johnson.

or HovZ.
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
October 14 2009 18:59 GMT
#28
Rayquon Ramone Jackson Junior.
Chains none
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
October 14 2009 19:16 GMT
#29
Lol nice story. I like the writing too.
Nak Allstar.
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-14 19:28:06
October 14 2009 19:24 GMT
#30
lol for a moment i thought it would be about how everyone runs the 9-5 rat race corporate ladder and few make it to the top ,and that this was just written in the metaphor of starcraft, but then it got too specific.

Btw: I nominate Scvarlo
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
October 14 2009 20:15 GMT
#31
That was entertaining lol.
this game is a fucking jokie
ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
October 14 2009 20:21 GMT
#32
Awesome stuff. I love reading your stories, they're so creative xD
♣ Jaedong. Stork. Bisu. Calm. NaDa. SC2: Sen, MKP, DRG, MMA, Grubby, NonY, Ret, Jinro, TLO, Sheth, HayprO, Zenio,Taeja,Snute, Sea, Rain, MC,Squirtle,Stephano,Parting ,Life, and HEROOOOO <3
Vekzel
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Poland142 Posts
October 14 2009 20:34 GMT
#33
Clever stuff man, but since poor Dronaldo was so tired of running away...

+ Show Spoiler +
...maybe he should beg Cerebrate to research Burrow?
#1 Stork Fan II RET FIGHTING!!! II Nal_rA, Calm, UpMaGiC: GL 2U! II sAviOr: recover PLZ!
uglymoose89
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States671 Posts
October 14 2009 21:00 GMT
#34
o man, now i will feel bad whenever i attk the drone line T.T
Kaniol
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Poland5551 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-14 21:21:42
October 14 2009 21:21 GMT
#35
My oh my, this is a piece of art. Gotta love this community, thanks for great read
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
October 14 2009 21:24 GMT
#36
woooooooooooow this was really good

totally did not expect that ending
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
gumbum8
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States721 Posts
October 14 2009 21:33 GMT
#37
On October 15 2009 06:00 uglymoose89 wrote:
o man, now i will feel bad whenever i attk the drone line T.T

you should consider giving donaldo's buddy a break then XD
but really, has anyone REALLY been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Virtuoso
Profile Joined December 2008
United States119 Posts
October 14 2009 21:45 GMT
#38
very smartly written
fan of the top 3 terrans Flash Fantasy leta GOGO TERRANS
SirGlinG
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden933 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-14 22:01:54
October 14 2009 22:00 GMT
#39
I like u chef

Edit; not the first time i say it, hopefully not the last time. Just don't run out of Dronaldo, Proberto names until Sc2 comes.
Cheers man
Not my chair. Not my problem. That's what I say
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
October 14 2009 22:43 GMT
#40
Dammmit I'll drone drill every time so all drones shall live in battle glory!
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
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