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Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
October 05 2009 10:08 GMT
#1
I nearly threw up my morning coffee laughing at the awesomeness of this kid! Enjoy :



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I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
October 05 2009 10:12 GMT
#2
God. Videos like this make me not want to have children :|
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zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-05 10:45:17
October 05 2009 10:42 GMT
#3
God I hate this southern brat. He deserves no bacon
Welcome to the Durst-Zone
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
October 05 2009 10:52 GMT
#4
Ah, I remember seeing this here.

Found it quite entertaining
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
October 05 2009 11:26 GMT
#5
what are you guys talking about? bacon is good for him and HE'S HAD ENOUGH!
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
October 05 2009 11:55 GMT
#6
Haha. "She can't run in them little ol' high heels!"
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
October 05 2009 12:00 GMT
#7
That walk will do him good.
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
village_idiot
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
2436 Posts
October 05 2009 12:25 GMT
#8
Not letting anything come between a man and his bacon... that is real man's way.
frankbg
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada335 Posts
October 05 2009 13:35 GMT
#9
On October 05 2009 19:12 Ftrunkz wrote:
God. Videos like this make me not want to have children :|


Just don't be a fucking failure of a parent like those in this video and it shouldn't be too bad. This is just the result of your typical shitty ass american parenting.
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-05 14:19:02
October 05 2009 14:17 GMT
#10
Dude, when will you realize that parents arent the whole reason kids are that way; peers, especially in the usa tend to be a much bigger influence than the parents.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
October 05 2009 14:23 GMT
#11
Kinda cute if you watch it vicariously but, a pain in the ass if he is your actual kid..

+ Show Spoiler +
thread's going to be closed, but still pretty sweet video non the less
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
October 05 2009 14:27 GMT
#12
Why would a blog be closed just because someone else apparently found it too? lol

i think king curtis is hilarious.
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-05 14:35:28
October 05 2009 14:32 GMT
#13
On October 05 2009 23:27 Foucault wrote:
Why would a blog be closed just because someone else apparently found it too? lol

i think king curtis is hilarious.


Nah, you know:

+ Show Spoiler +
"Mods will say "YouTube Thread"


My thoughts, something he actually sees everyday from his parents/soap-opera-tv I guess, (the part that he is going to leave till saturday and stuff)

It's really funny that he is willing to get the fuck out of the house because of his bacon! :D
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
October 05 2009 14:34 GMT
#14
On October 05 2009 23:32 Licmyobelisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 05 2009 23:27 Foucault wrote:
Why would a blog be closed just because someone else apparently found it too? lol

i think king curtis is hilarious.


Nah, you know:

+ Show Spoiler +
"Mods will say "YouTube Thread"




oh cmon that's ridiculous. It's my blog and the content is perfectly fine. There
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
October 05 2009 14:34 GMT
#15
On October 05 2009 23:17 Cloud wrote:
Dude, when will you realize that parents arent the whole reason kids are that way; peers, especially in the usa tend to be a much bigger influence than the parents.


that is because the parents fail at parenting
Freyr
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States500 Posts
October 05 2009 15:18 GMT
#16
On October 05 2009 23:34 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 05 2009 23:17 Cloud wrote:
Dude, when will you realize that parents arent the whole reason kids are that way; peers, especially in the usa tend to be a much bigger influence than the parents.


that is because the parents fail at parenting


How would you describe good parenting?

Also, are you currently a parent?

How do good parents counteract issues like bad influences?
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
October 05 2009 15:21 GMT
#17
lmao i love that stare he gives after saying "shes the queen and we r the sorry people" O_o
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
October 05 2009 15:41 GMT
#18
On October 05 2009 23:34 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 05 2009 23:17 Cloud wrote:
Dude, when will you realize that parents arent the whole reason kids are that way; peers, especially in the usa tend to be a much bigger influence than the parents.


that is because the parents fail at parenting


Sorry dude, but keeping your kid in a bubble with no interaction with the outside world, which is the only possible way not to get influenced by it. Is also called bad parenting.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
October 05 2009 15:52 GMT
#19
On October 06 2009 00:41 Cloud wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 05 2009 23:34 Etherone wrote:
On October 05 2009 23:17 Cloud wrote:
Dude, when will you realize that parents arent the whole reason kids are that way; peers, especially in the usa tend to be a much bigger influence than the parents.


that is because the parents fail at parenting


Sorry dude, but keeping your kid in a bubble with no interaction with the outside world, which is the only possible way not to get influenced by it. Is also called bad parenting.


Of course. The problem here is that the parents are making their children used to shitty junk food, hence the premise of the program. That is also bad parenting.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
October 05 2009 17:58 GMT
#20
the parents didn't even stop the kid, it's like the kid was the boss of the family. time to beat the kid.
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-05 18:23:13
October 05 2009 18:23 GMT
#21
That kid have very good self esteem! Way to go!
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
October 05 2009 18:59 GMT
#22
bacon is good, kid, but all things in moderation
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
October 05 2009 20:11 GMT
#23
Haha, who the fuck does that kid think he is? Oh god, hahaha
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
October 05 2009 20:53 GMT
#24
On October 06 2009 03:59 Mindcrime wrote:
bacon is good, kid, but all things in moderation

NO! Bacon is good for him! King Curtis has spoken!
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
October 05 2009 20:55 GMT
#25
it's because of that bowl cut.
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
October 05 2009 21:17 GMT
#26
On October 06 2009 03:23 Klockan3 wrote:
That kid have very good self esteem! Way to go!


Haha this.
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
October 05 2009 21:19 GMT
#27
anyone know where can i find the full show?
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Leath
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada1724 Posts
October 05 2009 21:37 GMT
#28
On October 06 2009 05:55 EsX_Raptor wrote:
it's because of that bowl cut.

NeverGG's dream son
http://www.kongregate.com/?referrer=Sagess
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
October 05 2009 22:25 GMT
#29
HAHhahHAHHAHhA
He's just gonna run off with his little suitcase worth of 1 day laundry!
hAhahHAhahaHAH
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
October 05 2009 22:33 GMT
#30
lollololol
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
October 05 2009 22:38 GMT
#31
laugh all you want i dont know if i could handle someone taking away my bacon
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
October 05 2009 23:35 GMT
#32
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
October 05 2009 23:42 GMT
#33
Wow he has a mix British-Southern accent, so annoying, he needs to get a whippin'.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
October 05 2009 23:46 GMT
#34
hahaha goddamn that kid, hahaha
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Vharox
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States1037 Posts
October 06 2009 00:41 GMT
#35
Wtf. This kid is awesome. He's so articulate for his age lol.
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
October 06 2009 12:32 GMT
#36
rofl just watched it again. King Curtis doesn't take orders
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
October 06 2009 22:05 GMT
#37
Anyone found the full episode yet? I tried mininova and stuff.. but no luck so far.
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
October 06 2009 23:17 GMT
#38
SPARE THE ROD, SPOIL THE CHILD
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
ArvickHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
10387 Posts
October 07 2009 03:59 GMT
#39
What the hell, I'd beat the hell out of my kid if he was like that. That black lady is pretty hot though
Writerptrk
lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
October 07 2009 07:13 GMT
#40
she cant run in those little high-heels
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
October 07 2009 08:49 GMT
#41
The funny thing is that Foucault read this thread (http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=100955) and even was the first to post on it, then makes a blog about the same video.

lol
phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
October 07 2009 08:53 GMT
#42
He is a cheeky kid indeed, but her bitchyness annoys me more.
He is actually quite eloquent in his own adolescent way.
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Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
October 07 2009 09:38 GMT
#43
On October 07 2009 17:49 resonance wrote:
The funny thing is that Foucault read this thread (http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=100955) and even was the first to post on it, then makes a blog about the same video.

lol


Yeah lol I remember that now but I didn't remember it when I made this thread =) I'm getting old
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
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