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Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
October 05 2009 10:08 GMT
#1
I nearly threw up my morning coffee laughing at the awesomeness of this kid! Enjoy :



**
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
October 05 2009 10:12 GMT
#2
God. Videos like this make me not want to have children :|
@NvPinder on twitter | Member of Gamecom Nv | http://www.clan-ta.com | http://www.youtube.com/user/ftrunkz | http://www.twitchtv.com/xghpinder
zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-05 10:45:17
October 05 2009 10:42 GMT
#3
God I hate this southern brat. He deserves no bacon
Welcome to the Durst-Zone
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
October 05 2009 10:52 GMT
#4
Ah, I remember seeing this here.

Found it quite entertaining
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
October 05 2009 11:26 GMT
#5
what are you guys talking about? bacon is good for him and HE'S HAD ENOUGH!
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
October 05 2009 11:55 GMT
#6
Haha. "She can't run in them little ol' high heels!"
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
October 05 2009 12:00 GMT
#7
That walk will do him good.
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
village_idiot
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
2436 Posts
October 05 2009 12:25 GMT
#8
Not letting anything come between a man and his bacon... that is real man's way.
frankbg
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada335 Posts
October 05 2009 13:35 GMT
#9
On October 05 2009 19:12 Ftrunkz wrote:
God. Videos like this make me not want to have children :|


Just don't be a fucking failure of a parent like those in this video and it shouldn't be too bad. This is just the result of your typical shitty ass american parenting.
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-05 14:19:02
October 05 2009 14:17 GMT
#10
Dude, when will you realize that parents arent the whole reason kids are that way; peers, especially in the usa tend to be a much bigger influence than the parents.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
October 05 2009 14:23 GMT
#11
Kinda cute if you watch it vicariously but, a pain in the ass if he is your actual kid..

+ Show Spoiler +
thread's going to be closed, but still pretty sweet video non the less
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
October 05 2009 14:27 GMT
#12
Why would a blog be closed just because someone else apparently found it too? lol

i think king curtis is hilarious.
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-05 14:35:28
October 05 2009 14:32 GMT
#13
On October 05 2009 23:27 Foucault wrote:
Why would a blog be closed just because someone else apparently found it too? lol

i think king curtis is hilarious.


Nah, you know:

+ Show Spoiler +
"Mods will say "YouTube Thread"


My thoughts, something he actually sees everyday from his parents/soap-opera-tv I guess, (the part that he is going to leave till saturday and stuff)

It's really funny that he is willing to get the fuck out of the house because of his bacon! :D
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
October 05 2009 14:34 GMT
#14
On October 05 2009 23:32 Licmyobelisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 05 2009 23:27 Foucault wrote:
Why would a blog be closed just because someone else apparently found it too? lol

i think king curtis is hilarious.


Nah, you know:

+ Show Spoiler +
"Mods will say "YouTube Thread"




oh cmon that's ridiculous. It's my blog and the content is perfectly fine. There
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
October 05 2009 14:34 GMT
#15
On October 05 2009 23:17 Cloud wrote:
Dude, when will you realize that parents arent the whole reason kids are that way; peers, especially in the usa tend to be a much bigger influence than the parents.


that is because the parents fail at parenting
Freyr
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States500 Posts
October 05 2009 15:18 GMT
#16
On October 05 2009 23:34 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 05 2009 23:17 Cloud wrote:
Dude, when will you realize that parents arent the whole reason kids are that way; peers, especially in the usa tend to be a much bigger influence than the parents.


that is because the parents fail at parenting


How would you describe good parenting?

Also, are you currently a parent?

How do good parents counteract issues like bad influences?
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
October 05 2009 15:21 GMT
#17
lmao i love that stare he gives after saying "shes the queen and we r the sorry people" O_o
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
October 05 2009 15:41 GMT
#18
On October 05 2009 23:34 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 05 2009 23:17 Cloud wrote:
Dude, when will you realize that parents arent the whole reason kids are that way; peers, especially in the usa tend to be a much bigger influence than the parents.


that is because the parents fail at parenting


Sorry dude, but keeping your kid in a bubble with no interaction with the outside world, which is the only possible way not to get influenced by it. Is also called bad parenting.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
October 05 2009 15:52 GMT
#19
On October 06 2009 00:41 Cloud wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 05 2009 23:34 Etherone wrote:
On October 05 2009 23:17 Cloud wrote:
Dude, when will you realize that parents arent the whole reason kids are that way; peers, especially in the usa tend to be a much bigger influence than the parents.


that is because the parents fail at parenting


Sorry dude, but keeping your kid in a bubble with no interaction with the outside world, which is the only possible way not to get influenced by it. Is also called bad parenting.


Of course. The problem here is that the parents are making their children used to shitty junk food, hence the premise of the program. That is also bad parenting.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
October 05 2009 17:58 GMT
#20
the parents didn't even stop the kid, it's like the kid was the boss of the family. time to beat the kid.
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