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disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9071 Posts
October 01 2009 00:10 GMT
#1
Its 2 am, in Germany, I went to the kitchen for a snack, left my cell phone there, went back to my room, to see what that chick was talking about in skype. I was in my room for 2 minutes, no more, went back to the kitchen again and my cell wasnt there. I woke up all my floormates, called up, but my cell was turned off. So yeah, by that time I'm thinking how the fuck is that even possible, since I was running around I didnt hear a thing. Anyway I called the police, explained whats all about "it must be someone from the campus" ARE YOU FOR FUCKING RELA !?!?!? ofc its someone from the fucking campus, you cant even flush the toilet if you dont have a key from the campus. So the guy from the police wants me to tell him the IMEI of my cell phone, basically to track it down. Where is that number? "it should be under the battery" I'm freaking out, telling the police guy he is fucking moron, but he is like "what do you expect me to?" I dont know call the fucking INTERPOL, geez.

I'm usually the calmest and kind person ever to step his foot in Germany. Now there will be blood. Because that 81 lvl rogue must be from the campus, I will find him. And I will rape him

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Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
October 01 2009 00:12 GMT
#2
what cellphone you lose?
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9071 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-01 00:13:28
October 01 2009 00:12 GMT
#3
W910i SE

not a big deal, but the fact they stole it that way...
Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
October 01 2009 00:13 GMT
#4
stupidity is a disease
A Combination Of Tuberculosis And A Tomahawk To The Head:: Nothing Bonds Drunken Idiots Like Sexual Innuendos ::
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
October 01 2009 00:24 GMT
#5
bl. get an iphone
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
October 01 2009 00:47 GMT
#6
i also leave my expensive stuff lying around unattended in public places
Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
October 01 2009 00:55 GMT
#7
maybe its a dumbass prank?
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
Liquid`Nazgul
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
22427 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-01 01:06:49
October 01 2009 01:06 GMT
#8
You wake up all your floormates over losing a phone?

And you call a cop a dumbass for suggesting the only remote option they might have to help you out?

This phone must have been worth your life savings or something.
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-01 01:16:06
October 01 2009 01:12 GMT
#9
On October 01 2009 09:10 disciple wrote:
Its 2 am, in Germany, I went to the kitchen for a snack, left my cell phone there, went back to my room, to see what that chick was talking about in skype. I was in my room for 2 minutes, no more, went back to the kitchen again and my cell wasnt there. I woke up all my floormates, called up, but my cell was turned off. So yeah, by that time I'm thinking how the fuck is that even possible, since I was running around I didnt hear a thing. Anyway I called the police, explained whats all about "it must be someone from the campus" ARE YOU FOR FUCKING RELA !?!?!? ofc its someone from the fucking campus, you cant even flush the toilet if you dont have a key from the campus. So the guy from the police wants me to tell him the IMEI of my cell phone, basically to track it down. Where is that number? "it should be under the battery" I'm freaking out, telling the police guy he is fucking moron, but he is like "what do you expect me to?" I dont know call the fucking INTERPOL, geez.

I'm usually the calmest and kind person ever to step his foot in Germany. Now there will be blood. Because that 81 lvl rogue must be from the campus, I will find him. And I will rape him

IF you have the reciept or box for it, its the serial number for the phone. Sometimes called DEC or HEX or IMEI.
Lol@ you for thinking the cops can do anything. If you have an upgrade you can just get a new phone for a discounted price, or if you have insurance you can pay a deductible for a refurbished phone.

PS- http://www.ehow.com/how_2317009_find-cell-phone-serial-number.html GOOGLE
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9071 Posts
October 01 2009 01:15 GMT
#10
they are 2 floormates, I wanted to see as well if it was a prank, it just happened that they were sleeping. as for the cop, the question was really stupid, dont you think? the phone is part of my job, I will be in a shit tomorrow because of that, nothing much to do thou. I guess I got pissed because of the way it was stolen, if it happened in a night club I guess wouldnt even bother
Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
October 01 2009 01:19 GMT
#11
Finder's keeper's bro.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
October 01 2009 01:26 GMT
#12
80 is the max level btw
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
October 01 2009 01:29 GMT
#13
On October 01 2009 10:06 Liquid`Nazgul wrote:
You wake up all your floormates over losing a phone?

And you call a cop a dumbass for suggesting the only remote option they might have to help you out?

This phone must have been worth your life savings or something.


I was trying to figure out how to say this without losing my cool. Thankfully Nazgul was here to do it for me. This is exactly the points I wanted to bring up.
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
October 01 2009 02:30 GMT
#14
rofl what are the cops supposed to do? Search all the rooms, take in everyone on campus and give them lie detector tests to see who has your phone?
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 01 2009 02:47 GMT
#15
On October 01 2009 10:19 Chef wrote:
Finder's keeper's bro.


you are dumb

you just said "the brother of the guy who keeps the finder"
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
October 01 2009 03:03 GMT
#16
Well, you know, for starters, if you just left it unattended for 2 minutes, no one asleep would have robbed it. But hey, its the police who are always the dumbasses.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
October 01 2009 03:08 GMT
#17
On October 01 2009 11:47 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 01 2009 10:19 Chef wrote:
Finder's keeper's bro.


you are dumb

you just said "the brother of the guy who keeps the finder"


hahaha omg this made me lol.

sfeel sorry for ur phone discipple!
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Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
October 01 2009 03:36 GMT
#18
You called the cops over a lost cell phone and then have the nerve to question their intelligence? LOL
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9377 Posts
October 01 2009 04:07 GMT
#19
You can find the IMEI of the phone in the fucking Box

heads up omther fucker.
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Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
October 01 2009 04:19 GMT
#20
Call up the phone company provider. They have the IMEI of the cellphone you are using. Also ask them to suspend your line so the person doesn't go crazy with your cellphone and you get $1000 dollar bill. I work with cell phones so i know they have your phones IMEI on hand.
meow
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-02 03:48:47
October 01 2009 04:20 GMT
#21
On October 01 2009 09:10 disciple wrote:
So the guy from the police wants me to tell him the IMEI of my cell phone, basically to track it down. Where is that number? "it should be under the battery" I'm freaking out, telling the police guy he is fucking moron, but he is like "what do you expect me to?" I dont know call the fucking INTERPOL, geez.


I beg to differ on who actually is the moron...

Die Polizei dein Freund und Helfer : ) -


"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
October 01 2009 04:21 GMT
#22
lol
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
October 01 2009 05:29 GMT
#23
If it's like a dorm kitchen then maybe someone found it, assumed you were a dumbass, and gave it to the lost and found for safe keeping. If its a house then god damn lock doors while you get a new phone.
Nak Allstar.
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9071 Posts
October 01 2009 19:19 GMT
#24
it was a some sort of a joke. I blocked my SIM today, went again to the police. After that I spoke with the house lord, and he was stunned. Anyway, after I got home from work my cell was in front my door. The sim was amiss, and some stuff from the memory was erased but other than that it works just fine.

I apologize for my overreaction yesterday. Its just that I'm used to only the good stuff in life and my mindset cannot understand the unproductive ways.

I'm back to making wallpapers.
bb
Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 01 2009 22:29 GMT
#25
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
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