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Grinding random chicks
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
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l10f
United States3241 Posts
That site my help. On a better note: I just hit C- on iccup! | ||
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Rainbow
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Durak
Canada3685 Posts
You let a horse know that you're moving behind it so you don't startle it. Same with bitches. | ||
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NrG.Bamboo
United States2756 Posts
On September 25 2009 09:49 Durak wrote: It's perfectly fine. Normally you don't walk up behind a chick and just start grinding her. You make eye contact, start dancing around her and then move in behind. You let a horse know that you're moving behind it so you don't startle it. Same with bitches. I.. fucking love this quote. | ||
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
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DivinO
United States4796 Posts
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Torenhire
United States11681 Posts
On September 25 2009 09:49 Durak wrote: You let a horse know that you're moving behind it so you don't startle it. Same with bitches. LOL. That's a good way of putting the truth. | ||
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SanguineToss
Canada815 Posts
On September 25 2009 09:49 Durak wrote: It's perfectly fine. Normally you don't walk up behind a chick and just start grinding her. You make eye contact, start dancing around her and then move in behind. You let a horse know that you're moving behind it so you don't startle it. Same with bitches. Win | ||
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Hittegods
Stockholm4642 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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Licmyobelisk
Philippines3682 Posts
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MaZza[KIS]
Australia2110 Posts
On September 25 2009 09:49 Durak wrote: It's perfectly fine. Normally you don't walk up behind a chick and just start grinding her. You make eye contact, start dancing around her and then move in behind. You let a horse know that you're moving behind it so you don't startle it. Same with bitches. Pony Express please. | ||
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Agavond
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On September 25 2009 09:49 Durak wrote: It's perfectly fine. Normally you don't walk up behind a chick and just start grinding her. You make eye contact, start dancing around her and then move in behind. You let a horse know that you're moving behind it so you don't startle it. Same with bitches. Good point. bitches are like horses once you ride them they become tamed. I think it's a good idea to have a good sturdy saddle with a good stirrup. your boots will smoothly roll with the horses body for a comfy ride. | ||
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Mobius
Canada1268 Posts
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DeathByMonkeys
United States742 Posts
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Ichigo1234551
United States649 Posts
go up to them dance a for a feel second, if they make eye contact smile at them and move in. the thing is that if 10 chicks rejects you then 1 gonna accept you. just keep moving from one to another. The thing is that if you get a chick on ur first or 2nd try, then you are on a roll. you gonna feel on top of the world and other chicks are really ez. but if you get rejected 10 times then your self confidence gonna be down so some alcohol might help . Goodl uck | ||
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{CC}StealthBlue
United States41117 Posts
On September 25 2009 09:49 Durak wrote: It's perfectly fine. Normally you don't walk up behind a chick and just start grinding her. You make eye contact, start dancing around her and then move in behind. You let a horse know that you're moving behind it so you don't startle it. Same with bitches. Gold. | ||
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FragKrag
United States11567 Posts
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OneOther
United States10774 Posts
hahaha yang never fails to deliver | ||
Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
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FragKrag
United States11567 Posts
On September 25 2009 11:06 OneOther wrote: aren't you in high school fragkrag? it's when you put your dick on a girl's ass (or front) and she "grinds" on you. also known as freak dancing hahaha yang never fails to deliver wat | ||
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koreasilver
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FragKrag
United States11567 Posts
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GreEny K
Germany7312 Posts
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17743 Posts
On September 25 2009 11:15 FragKrag wrote: i see the problem haha | ||
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iSiN
United States1075 Posts
On September 25 2009 11:15 FragKrag wrote: i see the problem He's too busy grinding iccup to grind women silly + Show Spoiler + no offense  | ||
GTR
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like this | ||
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infinity21
Canada6683 Posts
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Heyoka
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GreEny K
Germany7312 Posts
LOLOLOLOL the beginning is just so damn hilarious! Infinity !!! play me damn it, we went 2-0 my way and then you stoped showing up :'( Have you goten any better? | ||
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Vasoline73
United States8081 Posts
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Impervious
Canada4222 Posts
"Baby, I wish I was your derivative, because I would be lying tangent to your curves" and "Baby, I wish I was your second derivatives, because I would be feeling up all of your concavities" Yes, I'm an engineer student. And these have both worked. Mostly because they actually understood what I was saying. Fuck, I love university. | ||
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koreasilver
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Impervious
Canada4222 Posts
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arcology
United States92 Posts
what's the song in that? | ||
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Pokebunny
United States10654 Posts
Rekrul's never posted in one of my threads. | ||
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Triple7
United States656 Posts
On September 25 2009 11:10 Rekrul wrote: approach from the front, attack from behind | ||
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
On September 25 2009 11:48 lMPERVlOUS wrote: Grinding random chicks is just dumb. You've at least gotta make a move first. My favorite lines are these: "Baby, I wish I was your derivative, because I would be lying tangent to your curves" and "Baby, I wish I was your second derivatives, because I would be feeling up all of your concavities" Yes, I'm an engineer student. And these have both worked. Mostly because they actually understood what I was saying. Fuck, I love university. No WAI~ On September 25 2009 11:55 koreasilver wrote: Do you go to Waterloo or something? Because that's just terrible, lol. ROFL, I'm at Loo, I don't think anyone here has got the steel balls to try those lines. Eye contact first, no need for explicitness. | ||
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Impervious
Canada4222 Posts
WAI I was really drunk, and dared to ask the first time. Sadly, it worked. Not so sadly - she was hot, and she liked being tied up :D. And since then, I've used other really shitty lines, and some have worked. | ||
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Jayme
United States5866 Posts
On September 25 2009 09:49 Durak wrote: It's perfectly fine. Normally you don't walk up behind a chick and just start grinding her. You make eye contact, start dancing around her and then move in behind. You let a horse know that you're moving behind it so you don't startle it. Same with bitches. Quote of the year. | ||
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VorcePA
United States1102 Posts
On September 25 2009 12:29 lMPERVlOUS wrote: WAI I was really drunk, and dared to ask the first time. Sadly, it worked. Not so sadly - she was hot, and she liked being tied up :D. And since then, I've used other really shitty lines, and some have worked. DAAAAAAAMN. As an aside: most women don't care what you say, as long as you're confident. "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" is more successful than most people give it credit for. | ||
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Durak
Canada3685 Posts
On September 25 2009 10:12 CharlieMurphy wrote: That's because horses are so smart. Did you make up that quote? Yeah. I came to me as I was writing the first part. Also, to elaborate, you probably don't want to try to talk to a girl that you're grinding in a club. It's usually really loud and awkward if you try and start a quick conversation and then grind. The two actions are polar opposites in girl-getting tactics. Edit: That's not to say you can't talk to her after she digs your moves. When she turns around at a break in the song, buy her a drink and get her number. | ||
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Successful
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Make eye contact, dance near her, get behind her, and bam. next step is to ask her for her #. and if you are really using pick-up lines only girls who really feel desperate for you won't walk away/ give you their #. | ||
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
On September 25 2009 12:29 lMPERVlOUS wrote: WAI I was really drunk, and dared to ask the first time. Sadly, it worked. Not so sadly - she was hot, and she liked being tied up :D. And since then, I've used other really shitty lines, and some have worked. I read this a few times, I don't think there are any other interpretations. Damnnnn, I think I'm at the wrong university  | ||
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
Taking a break for a drink is when u close on the girl's phone # that you rumped on earlier. Maybe you can do it again the following week. Edit: Fuck I read wrong and answered with some nonsense information. I think its absurd to ask for permission to do it, because it just sounds sorta bad "Can i dance with you?" To me it seems much more smooth to just groove with any chick and if they object to it, they'll just move away. What are your thoughts on this? I personally don't believe asking is necesesary.. The only time I ask is when either I am getting eye balled fuck by someone in the club or either if its a friend or a friends friend. Otherwise I just go into the dance floor and tear it up. A girls eye contact along with their body gestures is what gets me into figuring out if they want to dance with me or not. | ||
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