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On September 25 2009 09:49 Durak wrote:
It's perfectly fine. Normally you don't walk up behind a chick and just start grinding her. You make eye contact, start dancing around her and then move in behind.
You let a horse know that you're moving behind it so you don't startle it. Same with bitches.
Quote of the year.
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On September 25 2009 12:29 lMPERVlOUS wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2009 12:16 Cambium wrote:On September 25 2009 11:48 lMPERVlOUS wrote:
Grinding random chicks is just dumb. You've at least gotta make a move first. My favorite lines are these:
"Baby, I wish I was your derivative, because I would be lying tangent to your curves"
and
"Baby, I wish I was your second derivatives, because I would be feeling up all of your concavities"
Yes, I'm an engineer student. And these have both worked. Mostly because they actually understood what I was saying.
Fuck, I love university. No WAI~ WAI I was really drunk, and dared to ask the first time. Sadly, it worked. Not so sadly - she was hot, and she liked being tied up :D. And since then, I've used other really shitty lines, and some have worked.
DAAAAAAAMN.
As an aside: most women don't care what you say, as long as you're confident. "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" is more successful than most people give it credit for.
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On September 25 2009 10:12 CharlieMurphy wrote:
That's because horses are so smart. Did you make up that quote?
Yeah. I came to me as I was writing the first part.
Also, to elaborate, you probably don't want to try to talk to a girl that you're grinding in a club. It's usually really loud and awkward if you try and start a quick conversation and then grind. The two actions are polar opposites in girl-getting tactics.
Edit: That's not to say you can't talk to her after she digs your moves. When she turns around at a break in the song, buy her a drink and get her number.
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Of course you're not going to ask her.
Make eye contact, dance near her, get behind her, and bam.
next step is to ask her for her #.
and if you are really using pick-up lines only girls who really feel desperate for you won't walk away/ give you their #.
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On September 25 2009 12:29 lMPERVlOUS wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2009 12:16 Cambium wrote:On September 25 2009 11:48 lMPERVlOUS wrote:
Grinding random chicks is just dumb. You've at least gotta make a move first. My favorite lines are these:
"Baby, I wish I was your derivative, because I would be lying tangent to your curves"
and
"Baby, I wish I was your second derivatives, because I would be feeling up all of your concavities"
Yes, I'm an engineer student. And these have both worked. Mostly because they actually understood what I was saying.
Fuck, I love university. No WAI~ WAI I was really drunk, and dared to ask the first time. Sadly, it worked. Not so sadly - she was hot, and she liked being tied up :D. And since then, I've used other really shitty lines, and some have worked.
I read this a few times, I don't think there are any other interpretations.
Damnnnn, I think I'm at the wrong university 
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Yang I woulda answered sooner but failed to visit TL. It's pretty simple to start grinding on teh floor with a chick or without one after a few drinks ^_^! If you start dancing with a chick, you wanna take her into a good part of the crowd where its comfortable for you and especially her, but with enough crowd for the bomb your dancing with to get noticed. If you dont have a chick, just go out in the middle of the crowd and do your thing. Before you know it; ten asses, twenty legs, and 30 mins later, and only a portion of your fantasies were close to being fulfilled.
Taking a break for a drink is when u close on the girl's phone # that you rumped on earlier. Maybe you can do it again the following week.
Edit: Fuck I read wrong and answered with some nonsense information.
I think its absurd to ask for permission to do it, because it just sounds sorta bad "Can i dance with you?" To me it seems much more smooth to just groove with any chick and if they object to it, they'll just move away. What are your thoughts on this? I personally don't believe asking is necesesary..
The only time I ask is when either I am getting eye balled fuck by someone in the club or either if its a friend or a friends friend. Otherwise I just go into the dance floor and tear it up. A girls eye contact along with their body gestures is what gets me into figuring out if they want to dance with me or not.
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