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Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
September 25 2009 02:10 GMT
#21
approach from the front, attack from behind
why so 진지해?
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
September 25 2009 02:11 GMT
#22
On September 25 2009 11:06 OneOther wrote:
aren't you in high school fragkrag? it's when you put your dick on a girl's ass (or front) and she "grinds" on you. also known as freak dancing

hahaha yang never fails to deliver


wat
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
September 25 2009 02:14 GMT
#23
If you've been to any one of your high school dances must have seen it.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
September 25 2009 02:15 GMT
#24
i see the problem
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
September 25 2009 02:15 GMT
#25
Id, i always make eyecontact and then kinda take em by the hand and dance, they join in. cant say its ever not worked.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
September 25 2009 02:22 GMT
#26
On September 25 2009 11:15 FragKrag wrote:
i see the problem

haha
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
September 25 2009 02:29 GMT
#27
On September 25 2009 11:15 FragKrag wrote:
i see the problem

He's too busy grinding iccup to grind women silly
+ Show Spoiler +
no offense
Grouty @HoN/PCKJ <--<333 || Jaedong Fan Cafe GFX
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51639 Posts
September 25 2009 02:33 GMT
#28


like this
Commentator
infinity21 *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada6683 Posts
September 25 2009 02:45 GMT
#29
I'm pleasantly surprised and a little disappointed at the lack of self-ownage in this thread..
Official Entusman #21
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
September 25 2009 02:46 GMT
#30
why are you at a club and not drunk
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
September 25 2009 02:47 GMT
#31
On September 25 2009 11:33 GTR wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LG3RovixBw

like this



LOLOLOLOL the beginning is just so damn hilarious!

Infinity !!! play me damn it, we went 2-0 my way and then you stoped showing up :'( Have you goten any better?
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Vasoline73
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States8072 Posts
September 25 2009 02:47 GMT
#32
omg at that yellow video.. lol. Nice moves he had there... O_O
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4222 Posts
September 25 2009 02:48 GMT
#33
Grinding random chicks is just dumb. You've at least gotta make a move first. My favorite lines are these:

"Baby, I wish I was your derivative, because I would be lying tangent to your curves"

and

"Baby, I wish I was your second derivatives, because I would be feeling up all of your concavities"

Yes, I'm an engineer student. And these have both worked. Mostly because they actually understood what I was saying.

Fuck, I love university.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
September 25 2009 02:55 GMT
#34
Do you go to Waterloo or something? Because that's just terrible, lol.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4222 Posts
September 25 2009 02:58 GMT
#35
No, University of Ottawa. I got turned down by the loo, even though their football team scouted me..... But I didn't really wanna go there anyways.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
arcology
Profile Joined April 2009
United States92 Posts
September 25 2009 03:01 GMT
#36
+ Show Spoiler +
On September 25 2009 11:33 GTR wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LG3RovixBw

like this


what's the song in that?
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
September 25 2009 03:06 GMT
#37
I'm thoroughly amazed that it's been 15 comments since Rekrul's, and no one has quoted it.

Rekrul's never posted in one of my threads.
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Triple7
Profile Joined April 2009
United States656 Posts
September 25 2009 03:14 GMT
#38
On September 25 2009 11:10 Rekrul wrote:
approach from the front, attack from behind

지지이이이이이이이이이이이
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
September 25 2009 03:16 GMT
#39
On September 25 2009 11:48 lMPERVlOUS wrote:
Grinding random chicks is just dumb. You've at least gotta make a move first. My favorite lines are these:

"Baby, I wish I was your derivative, because I would be lying tangent to your curves"

and

"Baby, I wish I was your second derivatives, because I would be feeling up all of your concavities"

Yes, I'm an engineer student. And these have both worked. Mostly because they actually understood what I was saying.

Fuck, I love university.


No WAI~

On September 25 2009 11:55 koreasilver wrote:
Do you go to Waterloo or something? Because that's just terrible, lol.


ROFL, I'm at Loo, I don't think anyone here has got the steel balls to try those lines.

Eye contact first, no need for explicitness.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4222 Posts
September 25 2009 03:29 GMT
#40
On September 25 2009 12:16 Cambium wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2009 11:48 lMPERVlOUS wrote:
Grinding random chicks is just dumb. You've at least gotta make a move first. My favorite lines are these:

"Baby, I wish I was your derivative, because I would be lying tangent to your curves"

and

"Baby, I wish I was your second derivatives, because I would be feeling up all of your concavities"

Yes, I'm an engineer student. And these have both worked. Mostly because they actually understood what I was saying.

Fuck, I love university.


No WAI~


WAI

I was really drunk, and dared to ask the first time. Sadly, it worked. Not so sadly - she was hot, and she liked being tied up :D.

And since then, I've used other really shitty lines, and some have worked.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
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