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Deleted User 3420
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so seriously, help me figure out how to make a flame to take hits from my bong I have no lighter or matches and have 0 money on me and no one is around. all I have is toilet paper, paper towels, notebook paper, electrical outlets, a cheap lighter with no fuel in it, an oven, and electric stove heeeeeeeeeeeelp   | ||
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
from that i was going to light a candle so i will have that | ||
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Faronel
United States658 Posts
possibly light the toilet paper on the oven to get the notebook paper? | ||
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FragKrag
United States11554 Posts
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
On September 21 2009 13:02 Faronel wrote: do you have any string? i can rip thread from clothes/blanket but i don't believe i have any string On September 21 2009 13:02 FragKrag wrote: does the cheap ligher make sparks yes. i tried to use them to light paper but it didn't work | ||
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FragKrag
United States11554 Posts
start stove top use lighter to make sparks or you could try baking the weed lolol | ||
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Faronel
United States658 Posts
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AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
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micronesia
United States24753 Posts
I don't want you to hurt yourself or burn your house down so I'll tell you this: Do not even attempt to use the electrical outlets for this purpose. + Show Spoiler + In my opinion if you have 0 money and 0 materials for even lighting a bong, then you have 0 right to use it! | ||
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
On September 21 2009 13:05 Faronel wrote: any alcohol in your house? like rubbing alcohol specifically? nope ! | ||
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
On September 21 2009 13:05 micronesia wrote: Dammit, an opportunity to demonstrate my knowledge of making fire and it has to be for such a ridiculous reason. I don't want you to hurt yourself or burn your house down so I'll tell you this: Do not even attempt to use the electrical outlets for this purpose. + Show Spoiler + In my opinion if you have 0 money and 0 materials for even lighting a bong, then you have 0 right to use it! why is that? my lighter ran out and im broke. what kind of f'd up stuff is that! kick a man while he's down why don't you! screw you! I'll light it with my mind! also, I'm not retarded. Definitely won't be burning down my house | ||
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AmorVincitOmnia
Kenya3846 Posts
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Dasher
United States71 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + | ||
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
On September 21 2009 13:09 AmorVincitOmnia wrote: assuming you don't but, do you have any candles in the house? yes | ||
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Faronel
United States658 Posts
I don't suppose you want to try friction fires? | ||
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AmorVincitOmnia
Kenya3846 Posts
oh, well just light the candle with the stove. it might take a minute to burn, but it will. | ||
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
i'd prefer not to actually have to start a fire bigger than i can hold in my hand | ||
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
On September 21 2009 13:10 AmorVincitOmnia wrote: oh, well just light the candle with the stove. it might take a minute to burn, but it will. they both have tiny shriveled up wicks and won't light when i try i suppose i can carve away some of the wax | ||
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micronesia
United States24753 Posts
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Dasher
United States71 Posts
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AmorVincitOmnia
Kenya3846 Posts
On September 21 2009 13:11 travis wrote: they both have tiny shriveled up wicks and won't light when i try i suppose i can carve away some of the wax ah, well if you do, be extra careful of dripping wax. one little drip and the bowl is ruined ;/ | ||
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AmorVincitOmnia
Kenya3846 Posts
On September 21 2009 13:13 Dasher wrote: Can't you just set the bong on the stove directly? lol how would that work | ||
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Dasher
United States71 Posts
Maybe I am too much of a noob to know what I am talking about.  | ||
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Deleted User 31060
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micronesia
United States24753 Posts
Find a magnifying glass and then light something in the morning. Go to California and find a wild fire. Attack a terran building until its hp is red. | ||
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TwoToneTerran
United States8841 Posts
On September 21 2009 13:18 Dasher wrote: Maybe I am too much of a noob to know what I am talking about. http://www.77bongs.com/how-does-a-bong-work.html Nothing to do with boiling the water inside the bong. | ||
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
the wick from the candle was starting to light but its too close to the stove top and the candle melts all over | ||
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micronesia
United States24753 Posts
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AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
On September 21 2009 13:22 travis wrote: at first this was just a challenge but now it's actually starting to piss me off the wick from the candle was starting to light but its too close to the stove top and the candle melts all over notebook paper + stove dude it'll work trust me | ||
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ilovejonn
Canada2548 Posts
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
On September 21 2009 13:23 micronesia wrote: Don't burn your hand while cleaning the wax from the stovetop near the hot burner. LOL tyty and afj (thats what i call u in this thread), i suppose i try that now | ||
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randombum
United States2378 Posts
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
anyways, fuck this. the notebook paper wouldn't light like, it totally got all red but it wouldn't catch a flame fuck this, i don't lose to science. me > science. i will put a bunch of paper in a casserole dish and broil it in the oven at the highest temperature if i have to | ||
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Toxic
Canada233 Posts
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Holgerius
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micronesia
United States24753 Posts
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
congrats all we win | ||
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ilovejonn
Canada2548 Posts
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micronesia
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Faronel
United States658 Posts
On September 21 2009 13:36 micronesia wrote: Do you know the burning point of paper? Did you read the book about it? Lol i love micronesia... He is the voice of reason in the times of darkness. Mission Success! | ||
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iSiN
United States1075 Posts
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Impervious
Canada4214 Posts
Bastard. Now you make me wanna go get stoned..... But I can't right now..... | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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Amnesia
United States3818 Posts
Lol I don't know. Why don't you just go to the grocery store? There are no stores open 24 hours? | ||
Heyoka
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MiniRoman
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ShaperofDreams
Canada2492 Posts
However, in a small part of my brain, I'm sad that I didn't arrive in time to help you with this interesting conundrum :'( How could you do this to me travis... why? | ||
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micronesia
United States24753 Posts
On September 21 2009 14:02 MiniRoman wrote: Hrm I think you would have been able to put a butter knife on the stove until the tip was glowing red, then light your hit with that. Just big one hitter. On most knives the handle would get too hot to hold... | ||
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Impervious
Canada4214 Posts
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
On September 21 2009 13:00 travis wrote: I want to get high so seriously, help me figure out how to make a flame to take hits from my bong I have no lighter or matches and have 0 money on me and no one is around. all I have is toilet paper, paper towels, notebook paper, electrical outlets, a cheap lighter with no fuel in it, an oven, and electric stove heeeeeeeeeeeelp do you have socks | ||
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
Happy Fuckin B-day. Bowl hit to you! | ||
IntoTheWow
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ShaperofDreams
Canada2492 Posts
Happy birthday! ...socks? | ||
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MiniRoman
Canada3953 Posts
On September 21 2009 14:12 micronesia wrote: On most knives the handle would get too hot to hold... Hrm I got branded with a fork once and only the tip was hot, the people had no problem holding the handle and it was just a standard metal fork. | ||
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micronesia
United States24753 Posts
On September 21 2009 14:35 MiniRoman wrote: Hrm I got branded with a fork once and only the tip was hot, the people had no problem holding the handle and it was just a standard metal fork. Now that I think about it I think I've seen similar things... but for example... a pot handle often gets hot... so I guess it depends. | ||
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Leg[end]
United States241 Posts
On September 21 2009 13:21 micronesia wrote: Attack a terran building until its hp is red. Best thing said all day | ||
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
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MiniRoman
Canada3953 Posts
On September 21 2009 14:41 micronesia wrote: Now that I think about it I think I've seen similar things... but for example... a pot handle often gets hot... so I guess it depends. Very strange indeed. hrmMM. I hate extreme heat, shits weak. | ||
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
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Amnesia
United States3818 Posts
OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY. LOL nice one!!! | ||
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zOula...
United States898 Posts
On September 21 2009 14:02 MiniRoman wrote: Hrm I think you would have been able to put a butter knife on the stove until the tip was glowing red, then light your hit with that. Just big one hitter. this! butter knives dont get too hot to do this | ||
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Meth
Canada396 Posts
On September 21 2009 15:50 zOula... wrote: this! butter knives dont get too hot to do this put it on the stove till it gets hot enuff, i tcan be done, HOTKNIVES FOR THE WIN! if you got rollies, or bible paper, roll a joint, light from stove hf dopamine! | ||
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
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exalted
United States3612 Posts
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ThunderGod
New Zealand897 Posts
Fold up a bit of paper like 5-6 times on itself until you get a small wad. Turn the toaster on. Hold the wad against the toaster element till it catches fire. The wad makes it easier to press against the element and prevents the paper from burning to quickly to use it as a light. Gl hf | ||
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
thanks! | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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LordWeird
United States3411 Posts
5/5'd. I've been in this position before. I just got a candle lit with some notebook paper burned on the stove. Then used the candle to relight more notebook paper which i used to smoke. Hope the buzz was worth it bro | ||
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Kwidowmaker
Canada978 Posts
I don't know if that would work though. I think fire burns like 4x hotter at least v0v | ||
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emucxg
Finland4559 Posts
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Husky
United States3362 Posts
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Romance_us
Seychelles1806 Posts
Victory, I say! Victoryyy!!! | ||
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CoOl]1st[
United States243 Posts
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QibingZero
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Bravo! | ||
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