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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 21 2009 04:00 GMT
#1
I want to get high

so seriously, help me figure out how to make a flame to take hits from my bong

I have no lighter or matches and have 0 money on me and no one is around.

all I have is toilet paper, paper towels, notebook paper, electrical outlets, a cheap lighter with no fuel in it, an oven, and electric stove


heeeeeeeeeeeelp

***
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 21 2009 04:01 GMT
#2
i tried to light paper towel on the oven top but it just burnt up slowly, it refused to make a flame even when i gave breathed on it

from that i was going to light a candle so i will have that
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-21 04:02:57
September 21 2009 04:02 GMT
#3
do you have any string?

possibly light the toilet paper on the oven to get the notebook paper?
C'est la vie...
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11566 Posts
September 21 2009 04:02 GMT
#4
does the cheap ligher make sparks
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 21 2009 04:03 GMT
#5
On September 21 2009 13:02 Faronel wrote:
do you have any string?


i can rip thread from clothes/blanket

but i don't believe i have any string

On September 21 2009 13:02 FragKrag wrote:
does the cheap ligher make sparks


yes. i tried to use them to light paper but it didn't work
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11566 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-21 04:05:14
September 21 2009 04:04 GMT
#6
put paper on the stove top

start stove top

use lighter to make sparks

or you could try baking the weed lolol
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
September 21 2009 04:05 GMT
#7
any alcohol in your house? like rubbing alcohol specifically?
C'est la vie...
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
September 21 2009 04:05 GMT
#8
i once used a piece of notebook paper on the stove (electrical) to get a flame going. it's possible but tricky.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-21 04:06:43
September 21 2009 04:05 GMT
#9
Dammit, an opportunity to demonstrate my knowledge of making fire and it has to be for such a ridiculous reason.

I don't want you to hurt yourself or burn your house down so I'll tell you this:

Do not even attempt to use the electrical outlets for this purpose.

+ Show Spoiler +
In my opinion if you have 0 money and 0 materials for even lighting a bong, then you have 0 right to use it!
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 21 2009 04:06 GMT
#10
On September 21 2009 13:05 Faronel wrote:
any alcohol in your house? like rubbing alcohol specifically?


nope !
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-21 04:08:47
September 21 2009 04:07 GMT
#11
On September 21 2009 13:05 micronesia wrote:
Dammit, an opportunity to demonstrate my knowledge of making fire and it has to be for such a ridiculous reason.

I don't want you to hurt yourself or burn your house down so I'll tell you this:

Do not even attempt to use the electrical outlets for this purpose.

+ Show Spoiler +
In my opinion if you have 0 money and 0 materials for even lighting a bong, then you have 0 right to use it!


why is that? my lighter ran out and im broke. what kind of f'd up stuff is that!

kick a man while he's down why don't you!


screw you! I'll light it with my mind!


also, I'm not retarded. Definitely won't be burning down my house
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
September 21 2009 04:09 GMT
#12
assuming you don't but, do you have any candles in the house?
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
Dasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States71 Posts
September 21 2009 04:09 GMT
#13
do you have a "broken" microwave?
+ Show Spoiler +
"My favorite race is zerglings"
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 21 2009 04:10 GMT
#14
On September 21 2009 13:09 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
assuming you don't but, do you have any candles in the house?


yes
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
September 21 2009 04:10 GMT
#15
battery(or any wires), and steel wool?

I don't suppose you want to try friction fires?
C'est la vie...
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
September 21 2009 04:10 GMT
#16
On September 21 2009 13:10 travis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2009 13:09 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
assuming you don't but, do you have any candles in the house?


yes


oh, well just light the candle with the stove. it might take a minute to burn, but it will.
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 21 2009 04:11 GMT
#17
no broken microwave, no steel wool or i woulda done that thing with it and the battery


i'd prefer not to actually have to start a fire bigger than i can hold in my hand
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 21 2009 04:11 GMT
#18
On September 21 2009 13:10 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2009 13:10 travis wrote:
On September 21 2009 13:09 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
assuming you don't but, do you have any candles in the house?


yes


oh, well just light the candle with the stove. it might take a minute to burn, but it will.


they both have tiny shriveled up wicks and won't light when i try

i suppose i can carve away some of the wax
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
September 21 2009 04:12 GMT
#19
Sneak into someone's backyard and start their BBQ (or use the starter)
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Dasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States71 Posts
September 21 2009 04:13 GMT
#20
Can't you just set the bong on the stove directly?
"My favorite race is zerglings"
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
September 21 2009 04:13 GMT
#21
On September 21 2009 13:11 travis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2009 13:10 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
On September 21 2009 13:10 travis wrote:
On September 21 2009 13:09 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
assuming you don't but, do you have any candles in the house?


yes


oh, well just light the candle with the stove. it might take a minute to burn, but it will.


they both have tiny shriveled up wicks and won't light when i try

i suppose i can carve away some of the wax


ah, well if you do, be extra careful of dripping wax. one little drip and the bowl is ruined ;/
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
September 21 2009 04:14 GMT
#22
On September 21 2009 13:13 Dasher wrote:
Can't you just set the bong on the stove directly?


lol how would that work
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
Dasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States71 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-21 04:18:47
September 21 2009 04:18 GMT
#23
On September 21 2009 13:14 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2009 13:13 Dasher wrote:
Can't you just set the bong on the stove directly?


lol how would that work

Maybe I am too much of a noob to know what I am talking about.
"My favorite race is zerglings"
Deleted User 31060
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
3788 Posts
September 21 2009 04:19 GMT
#24
... sell the bong for money?
Peaked at C- on ICCUP and proud of it! @Sunyveil
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
September 21 2009 04:21 GMT
#25
Wait for the Olympics and then steal the torch from the runner.

Find a magnifying glass and then light something in the morning.

Go to California and find a wild fire.

Attack a terran building until its hp is red.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
TwoToneTerran
Profile Joined March 2009
United States8841 Posts
September 21 2009 04:21 GMT
#26
On September 21 2009 13:18 Dasher wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2009 13:14 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
On September 21 2009 13:13 Dasher wrote:
Can't you just set the bong on the stove directly?


lol how would that work

Maybe I am too much of a noob to know what I am talking about.


http://www.77bongs.com/how-does-a-bong-work.html

Nothing to do with boiling the water inside the bong.
Remember Violet.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 21 2009 04:22 GMT
#27
at first this was just a challenge but now it's actually starting to piss me off
the wick from the candle was starting to light but its too close to the stove top and the candle melts all over
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
September 21 2009 04:23 GMT
#28
Don't burn your hand while cleaning the wax from the stovetop near the hot burner.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
September 21 2009 04:23 GMT
#29
On September 21 2009 13:22 travis wrote:
at first this was just a challenge but now it's actually starting to piss me off
the wick from the candle was starting to light but its too close to the stove top and the candle melts all over


notebook paper + stove dude

it'll work trust me
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
September 21 2009 04:24 GMT
#30
just eat the thing
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 21 2009 04:25 GMT
#31
On September 21 2009 13:23 micronesia wrote:
Don't burn your hand while cleaning the wax from the stovetop near the hot burner.


LOL tyty

and afj (thats what i call u in this thread), i suppose i try that now
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
September 21 2009 04:26 GMT
#32
It's a sign not to smoke tonight. Go play that druid I leveled up for you and waste time that way.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 21 2009 04:31 GMT
#33
lol, i never did even log on to that druid


anyways, fuck this. the notebook paper wouldn't light
like, it totally got all red but it wouldn't catch a flame

fuck this, i don't lose to science. me > science. i will put a bunch of paper in a casserole dish and broil it in the oven at the highest temperature if i have to
Toxic
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada233 Posts
September 21 2009 04:34 GMT
#34
Do you have a car ? if so use the car lighter o.o.
Yes.
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
September 21 2009 04:36 GMT
#35
Macgyver would solve your problem so easily.
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
September 21 2009 04:36 GMT
#36
Do you know the burning point of paper? Did you read the book about it?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-21 04:36:44
September 21 2009 04:36 GMT
#37
i win, candle is now lit, i win

congrats all
we win
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
September 21 2009 04:37 GMT
#38
teamliquid delivers once again
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
September 21 2009 04:38 GMT
#39
Won the battle but lost the war.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-21 04:42:08
September 21 2009 04:39 GMT
#40
On September 21 2009 13:36 micronesia wrote:
Do you know the burning point of paper? Did you read the book about it?

Lol i love micronesia... He is the voice of reason in the times of darkness.

Mission Success!
C'est la vie...
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
September 21 2009 04:39 GMT
#41
too bad you already figured it out. I was going to say try the trick with lighters where you rub them vigorously and it causes the butane that may be left over to expand. you can normally get a few extra lights from doing this.
Grouty @HoN/PCKJ <--<333 || Jaedong Fan Cafe GFX
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4220 Posts
September 21 2009 04:39 GMT
#42
LOL

Bastard. Now you make me wanna go get stoned..... But I can't right now.....
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
September 21 2009 04:56 GMT
#43
I don't know about other places, but the grocery store I work at gives matches out for free at customer service. I was gonna say you could go for a walk to find a store, but I guess it's too late now.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
September 21 2009 04:57 GMT
#44
Do it the old school way and get two stones.

Lol I don't know. Why don't you just go to the grocery store? There are no stores open 24 hours?
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
September 21 2009 04:59 GMT
#45
Travis you should write a book
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
September 21 2009 05:02 GMT
#46
Hrm I think you would have been able to put a butter knife on the stove until the tip was glowing red, then light your hit with that. Just big one hitter.
Nak Allstar.
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
September 21 2009 05:08 GMT
#47
I am happy for your success Travis.

However, in a small part of my brain, I'm sad that I didn't arrive in time to help you with this interesting conundrum :'(

How could you do this to me travis...

why?
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
September 21 2009 05:12 GMT
#48
On September 21 2009 14:02 MiniRoman wrote:
Hrm I think you would have been able to put a butter knife on the stove until the tip was glowing red, then light your hit with that. Just big one hitter.

On most knives the handle would get too hot to hold...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4220 Posts
September 21 2009 05:16 GMT
#49
It works really well for hash.....
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
September 21 2009 05:17 GMT
#50
On September 21 2009 13:00 travis wrote:
I want to get high

so seriously, help me figure out how to make a flame to take hits from my bong

I have no lighter or matches and have 0 money on me and no one is around.

all I have is toilet paper, paper towels, notebook paper, electrical outlets, a cheap lighter with no fuel in it, an oven, and electric stove


heeeeeeeeeeeelp


do you have socks
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
September 21 2009 05:17 GMT
#51
my best suggestion; is walk down to the nearest store and pay .25 cents for a pack of matches. You get 20 lights no matter what. I think im late as shit though. I hope ur still high!
ya had ya shot kid!
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
September 21 2009 05:18 GMT
#52
On September 21 2009 14:17 fusionsdf wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2009 13:00 travis wrote:
I want to get high

so seriously, help me figure out how to make a flame to take hits from my bong

I have no lighter or matches and have 0 money on me and no one is around.

all I have is toilet paper, paper towels, notebook paper, electrical outlets, a cheap lighter with no fuel in it, an oven, and electric stove


heeeeeeeeeeeelp


do you have socks


Happy Fuckin B-day. Bowl hit to you!
ya had ya shot kid!
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
September 21 2009 05:22 GMT
#53
LOL
Moderator<:3-/-<
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
September 21 2009 05:33 GMT
#54
On September 21 2009 14:17 fusionsdf wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2009 13:00 travis wrote:
I want to get high

so seriously, help me figure out how to make a flame to take hits from my bong

I have no lighter or matches and have 0 money on me and no one is around.

all I have is toilet paper, paper towels, notebook paper, electrical outlets, a cheap lighter with no fuel in it, an oven, and electric stove


heeeeeeeeeeeelp


do you have socks


Happy birthday!
...socks?
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
September 21 2009 05:35 GMT
#55
On September 21 2009 14:12 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2009 14:02 MiniRoman wrote:
Hrm I think you would have been able to put a butter knife on the stove until the tip was glowing red, then light your hit with that. Just big one hitter.

On most knives the handle would get too hot to hold...


Hrm I got branded with a fork once and only the tip was hot, the people had no problem holding the handle and it was just a standard metal fork.
Nak Allstar.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
September 21 2009 05:41 GMT
#56
On September 21 2009 14:35 MiniRoman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2009 14:12 micronesia wrote:
On September 21 2009 14:02 MiniRoman wrote:
Hrm I think you would have been able to put a butter knife on the stove until the tip was glowing red, then light your hit with that. Just big one hitter.

On most knives the handle would get too hot to hold...


Hrm I got branded with a fork once and only the tip was hot, the people had no problem holding the handle and it was just a standard metal fork.

Now that I think about it I think I've seen similar things... but for example... a pot handle often gets hot... so I guess it depends.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Leg[end]
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States241 Posts
September 21 2009 05:44 GMT
#57
On September 21 2009 13:21 micronesia wrote:
Attack a terran building until its hp is red.


Best thing said all day
Legends Never Die ;;
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
September 21 2009 05:45 GMT
#58
yea but computer animation is only animation. We need motion happening.
ya had ya shot kid!
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
September 21 2009 05:51 GMT
#59
On September 21 2009 14:41 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2009 14:35 MiniRoman wrote:
On September 21 2009 14:12 micronesia wrote:
On September 21 2009 14:02 MiniRoman wrote:
Hrm I think you would have been able to put a butter knife on the stove until the tip was glowing red, then light your hit with that. Just big one hitter.

On most knives the handle would get too hot to hold...


Hrm I got branded with a fork once and only the tip was hot, the people had no problem holding the handle and it was just a standard metal fork.

Now that I think about it I think I've seen similar things... but for example... a pot handle often gets hot... so I guess it depends.


Very strange indeed. hrmMM. I hate extreme heat, shits weak.
Nak Allstar.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
September 21 2009 05:52 GMT
#60
this guy already got high and is regretting getting high. Not a Stoner!
ya had ya shot kid!
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
September 21 2009 06:05 GMT
#61
On September 21 2009 14:44 Leg[end] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2009 13:21 micronesia wrote:
Attack a terran building until its hp is red.


Best thing said all day


OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY.

LOL nice one!!!
zOula...
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States898 Posts
September 21 2009 06:50 GMT
#62
On September 21 2009 14:02 MiniRoman wrote:
Hrm I think you would have been able to put a butter knife on the stove until the tip was glowing red, then light your hit with that. Just big one hitter.


this! butter knives dont get too hot to do this
Meth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada396 Posts
September 21 2009 07:39 GMT
#63
On September 21 2009 15:50 zOula... wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2009 14:02 MiniRoman wrote:
Hrm I think you would have been able to put a butter knife on the stove until the tip was glowing red, then light your hit with that. Just big one hitter.


this! butter knives dont get too hot to do this


put it on the stove till it gets hot enuff, i tcan be done,

HOTKNIVES FOR THE WIN!

if you got rollies, or bible paper, roll a joint, light from stove hf dopamine!
Brood War for life
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
September 21 2009 07:46 GMT
#64
I got a better trick. If you have a oven or toaster, use it. It lights alot of shit up.
ya had ya shot kid!
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
September 21 2009 09:06 GMT
#65
oh travis my ninja friend, where hast thou fallen from thy limit days
too easy
ThunderGod
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
New Zealand897 Posts
September 21 2009 09:58 GMT
#66
Toaster's are great for this.
Fold up a bit of paper like 5-6 times on itself until you get a small wad. Turn the toaster on. Hold the wad against the toaster element till it catches fire. The wad makes it easier to press against the element and prevents the paper from burning to quickly to use it as a light.
Gl hf
"Certain forms of popular music nowadays, namely rap and hip hop styles, are just irritating gangsters bragging about their illegal exploits and short-sighted lifestyles." - Shiverfish ~2009
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
September 21 2009 11:42 GMT
#67
Lol!?
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
September 21 2009 14:47 GMT
#68
On September 21 2009 14:18 Kennelie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2009 14:17 fusionsdf wrote:
On September 21 2009 13:00 travis wrote:
I want to get high

so seriously, help me figure out how to make a flame to take hits from my bong

I have no lighter or matches and have 0 money on me and no one is around.

all I have is toilet paper, paper towels, notebook paper, electrical outlets, a cheap lighter with no fuel in it, an oven, and electric stove


heeeeeeeeeeeelp


do you have socks


Happy Fuckin B-day. Bowl hit to you!


On September 21 2009 14:33 ShaperofDreams wrote:
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On September 21 2009 14:17 fusionsdf wrote:
On September 21 2009 13:00 travis wrote:
I want to get high

so seriously, help me figure out how to make a flame to take hits from my bong

I have no lighter or matches and have 0 money on me and no one is around.

all I have is toilet paper, paper towels, notebook paper, electrical outlets, a cheap lighter with no fuel in it, an oven, and electric stove


heeeeeeeeeeeelp


do you have socks


Happy birthday!
...socks?


thanks!
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
September 21 2009 14:57 GMT
#69
fuck a bong, do knife hits!
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-21 15:03:19
September 21 2009 15:02 GMT
#70
This was a good blog.

5/5'd. I've been in this position before. I just got a candle lit with some notebook paper burned on the stove. Then used the candle to relight more notebook paper which i used to smoke.

Hope the buzz was worth it bro
Chains none
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
September 21 2009 17:38 GMT
#71
Could you have put the weed in a small pot, put a lid on, then put it on the stove?

I don't know if that would work though. I think fire burns like 4x hotter at least v0v
Kk.
emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
September 21 2009 18:18 GMT
#72
5/5
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
September 21 2009 23:37 GMT
#73
I knew Team Liquid was nothing but a bunch of geniuses.
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
September 22 2009 01:10 GMT
#74
Took a bong hit specifically for this thread.

Victory, I say! Victoryyy!!!
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
CoOl]1st[
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States243 Posts
September 22 2009 02:44 GMT
#75
victory is yours.
Wizard]1st[ fighting :O
QibingZero
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
2611 Posts
September 22 2009 09:37 GMT
#76
And this is why TL is the best community out there. Not only do we have a ton of fucking Macgyvers here, but we're willing to support you with our own personal sets of skills even (and especially) when you're at the end of your rope.

Bravo!
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