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It's been a long time since I made one of these, but I remember I had a fair amount of requests before and since I am restarting my P to Z blogs, I figured I should put another one up, so without further adieu!
Zerg: Salv
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Terran: Ahzz
I immediately gained the advantage because Ahzz knows how bad my Zerg is, thus if I manage to play a good game, the fact that he underestimated me pays off.
I start off middle right, spawning as the red Zerg. Appropriate because the red blood of Ahzz will flow soon enough.
Notice the pro scouting technique.
I can see the sparks [That's sparks right?], but more importantly, I see there is less then 1500. It might not seem impressive, but this is like the first time I've done this properly. Sad, yes I know.
As you can see, he has no idea my overlord scouted him.
Nothing gets past Kanye West, and he is a big fan of my scouting techniques apparently!
I scout with a drone to see what he's up to, noticing the CC being built. Only thing that sucks about hiding the ovie scout is that I can't see his base. Oh well.
And it dies 
Meanwhile, back at my base, my lair is already 75% complete and my gas just started being made! Dang.
Overlord got a little rambunctious and almost got himself killed. I call that pulling an Atrioc.
Ahzz moving out with a small force, forcing making to make sunks and more lings.
Ahzz sees my sunks and lings, realizes it's pointless to attack and moves back, meanwhile...
Mutalisk are taking control!
Jim Ross with the beautiful call, that is indeed some carnage!
Finally my lurkers morph. After a late lair, second gas and lurkers, things might be looking up!
Reppin' the contain.
Pretty sizable army for Ahzz
Which I soon find out about too!
Ahzz's army is too big, so I can't stop it. I try to slow it but my lurkers die. He heads to my bottom third base.
Fortunately, I hide a force that he doesn't see and prepare to assault his nat!
My third being raped!
Things are going pretty well on my end.
Checkout his awesome surplus, noob!
Oh... Well um.. moving on!
Unfortunately for me, he has started an expo at top left.
I know my only chance is to kill him now. I can't beat his army once it returns, so I need to win now.
He also knows this and heads back. Stopping the rest of my follow up forces, and finishing up lings with an irradiated vessel. Damn.
A manly effort, but just couldn't pull it out!
Until next time!
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pretty funny, but looks like you got outclassed xD
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Awesome battle report. ^^b
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United States11393 Posts
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Todd Grisham missed out? :D
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if its not too much trouble, you should include the minimap next time, would be less confusing =D
loved the annotations, made me chuckle.
DEMAND MOAR!
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Calgary25990 Posts
Haha this was awesome. Great read!
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salv we should play soon.
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Super amusing. Hope that you keep 'em up. If you need any games, I play zerg.
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SICL
*sitting in chair laughing*
funny
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Glad these are back.
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lool nicely done 
i look forward to more in the future.
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lol kanye west... nice report
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This was a really awesome report! Lol at Kanye West, fuck that gay fish.
What skill level are you approximately? I thought you gave Ahzz a pretty decent game.
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On September 19 2009 12:26 YPang wrote:
salv we should play soon.
Alright Gladstone, you are going down!
On September 19 2009 12:36 Durak wrote:
Super amusing. Hope that you keep 'em up. If you need any games, I play zerg.
I'm still deciding whether I should play ZvZ or PvZ like Ahzz does. Not sure yet. I'll keep this in mind though.
On September 19 2009 15:41 SoMuchSoul wrote:
This was a really awesome report! Lol at Kanye West, fuck that gay fish.
What skill level are you approximately? I thought you gave Ahzz a pretty decent game.
I WAS C before, but that was a long time ago and I think iCCup is harder now. It's so hard to tell early in the season, but right now at this point in the season, D+. So what that equates to later on I'm not sure.
Ahzz was goofing off luckily for me haha, we played more games then this and they are painful to see.
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Was funny. I enjoyed reading it.
EDIT: looks like we missed a drop in your main...
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Haha, this is nice. I wonder if it will make it to the front page
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Bearded Elder29903 Posts
LOOOOL I laughed so hard @ this. WAITING FOR MOAAAAR :D
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ahzz is imba. I wish I had better than D TvZ fml.
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Sorry to bump this so late but I really love these and this one had to be the funniest one I've read
<3 the Kanye pic
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I missed this earlier, so the bump is appreciated. Funny shit, me want moar!
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haeha I liked this
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Haha this is funny! Please keep doing these.
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Excellent, had me rooting for you all along, even though I just love Ahhz's guide and VODs. Loved this bit:
I immediately gained the advantage because Ahzz knows how bad my Zerg is
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Pretty cool report 
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You are awesome, thanks for the great read :D!
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