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ZvT: Battle Report

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Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
September 19 2009 01:55 GMT
#1
It's been a long time since I made one of these, but I remember I had a fair amount of requests before and since I am restarting my P to Z blogs, I figured I should put another one up, so without further adieu!

Zerg: Salv

-VS-

Terran: Ahzz

I immediately gained the advantage because Ahzz knows how bad my Zerg is, thus if I manage to play a good game, the fact that he underestimated me pays off.

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I start off middle right, spawning as the red Zerg. Appropriate because the red blood of Ahzz will flow soon enough.

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Notice the pro scouting technique.


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I can see the sparks [That's sparks right?], but more importantly, I see there is less then 1500. It might not seem impressive, but this is like the first time I've done this properly. Sad, yes I know.

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As you can see, he has no idea my overlord scouted him.

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Nothing gets past Kanye West, and he is a big fan of my scouting techniques apparently!

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I scout with a drone to see what he's up to, noticing the CC being built. Only thing that sucks about hiding the ovie scout is that I can't see his base. Oh well.

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And it dies

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Meanwhile, back at my base, my lair is already 75% complete and my gas just started being made! Dang.

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Overlord got a little rambunctious and almost got himself killed. I call that pulling an Atrioc.

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Ahzz moving out with a small force, forcing making to make sunks and more lings.

Ahzz sees my sunks and lings, realizes it's pointless to attack and moves back, meanwhile...

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Mutalisk are taking control!

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Jim Ross with the beautiful call, that is indeed some carnage!

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Finally my lurkers morph. After a late lair, second gas and lurkers, things might be looking up!

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Reppin' the contain.

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Pretty sizable army for Ahzz

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Which I soon find out about too!

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Ahzz's army is too big, so I can't stop it. I try to slow it but my lurkers die. He heads to my bottom third base.

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Fortunately, I hide a force that he doesn't see and prepare to assault his nat!

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My third being raped!

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Things are going pretty well on my end.

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Checkout his awesome surplus, noob!

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Oh... Well um.. moving on!

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Unfortunately for me, he has started an expo at top left.

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I know my only chance is to kill him now. I can't beat his army once it returns, so I need to win now.

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He also knows this and heads back. Stopping the rest of my follow up forces, and finishing up lings with an irradiated vessel. Damn.

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A manly effort, but just couldn't pull it out!

Until next time!




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Entertaining
Profile Joined September 2007
Canada793 Posts
September 19 2009 02:02 GMT
#2
pretty funny, but looks like you got outclassed xD
Chau
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada408 Posts
September 19 2009 02:03 GMT
#3
Awesome battle report. ^^b
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
September 19 2009 02:21 GMT
#4
Atrioc scvs are amazing.

Moderator。◕‿◕。
Marine50
Profile Joined September 2007
Australia1764 Posts
September 19 2009 02:24 GMT
#5
Todd Grisham missed out? :D
IRIS FIGHTING!!!
Leg[end]
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States241 Posts
September 19 2009 02:43 GMT
#6
looool
Legends Never Die ;;
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
September 19 2009 03:04 GMT
#7
if its not too much trouble, you should include the minimap next time, would be less confusing =D

loved the annotations, made me chuckle.

DEMAND MOAR!
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Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25989 Posts
September 19 2009 03:06 GMT
#8
Haha this was awesome. Great read!
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YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
September 19 2009 03:26 GMT
#9
salv we should play soon.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
September 19 2009 03:36 GMT
#10
Super amusing. Hope that you keep 'em up. If you need any games, I play zerg.
Mobius
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1268 Posts
September 19 2009 03:46 GMT
#11
SICL
*sitting in chair laughing*
funny
Entusman #51
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1846 Posts
September 19 2009 03:50 GMT
#12


Glad these are back.
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da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
September 19 2009 04:19 GMT
#13
lool nicely done
i look forward to more in the future.
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ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
September 19 2009 05:38 GMT
#14
lol kanye west... nice report
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
September 19 2009 06:41 GMT
#15
This was a really awesome report! Lol at Kanye West, fuck that gay fish.

What skill level are you approximately? I thought you gave Ahzz a pretty decent game.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
September 19 2009 12:07 GMT
#16
On September 19 2009 12:26 YPang wrote:
salv we should play soon.


Alright Gladstone, you are going down!

On September 19 2009 12:36 Durak wrote:
Super amusing. Hope that you keep 'em up. If you need any games, I play zerg.


I'm still deciding whether I should play ZvZ or PvZ like Ahzz does. Not sure yet. I'll keep this in mind though.

On September 19 2009 15:41 SoMuchSoul wrote:
This was a really awesome report! Lol at Kanye West, fuck that gay fish.

What skill level are you approximately? I thought you gave Ahzz a pretty decent game.


I WAS C before, but that was a long time ago and I think iCCup is harder now. It's so hard to tell early in the season, but right now at this point in the season, D+. So what that equates to later on I'm not sure.

Ahzz was goofing off luckily for me haha, we played more games then this and they are painful to see.
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-19 15:32:55
September 19 2009 15:32 GMT
#17
Was funny. I enjoyed reading it.

EDIT: looks like we missed a drop in your main...
Kaniol
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Poland5551 Posts
September 19 2009 21:31 GMT
#18
Haha, this is nice. I wonder if it will make it to the front page
739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
September 19 2009 21:32 GMT
#19
LOOOOL I laughed so hard @ this. WAITING FOR MOAAAAR :D
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LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
September 19 2009 21:47 GMT
#20
ahzz is imba. I wish I had better than D TvZ fml.
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