EPTAs yellow liquid seeps out of your pants, you smash a hasty gg on your keyboard, giving up all hope of winning the game. A message appears on your Iccup, notifying you that you lost 50 points, but you're too busy stripping out of your pants and digging through your drawers to find new ones.
You then realize that those were your last set of pants, and that you need to find the laundromat, fast. Grimacing, you put back on the soiled pants, and run to the laundromat, as your car was stolen last week.
As you run to the laundromat, you run into the girl that you have a crush on. As you wave to say hi, you notice that your hand smells like urine and you have a very obvious trail of urine reaching all the way down your pants. The girl looks at you and runs away in horror.
Shit.
The rest of your run to the laundromat proceeds to be relatively uneventful, but you realize that you don't have any money to use the laundromat. You would rather not leave the laundromat, so you end up having to help some old ladies fold clothing for the quarters you need to use the washing machine. You then strip off your pants and put them in, to the horror of all the old ladies present. One of them calls the cops.
You quickly grab one of the towels and cover yourself up as you wait for the laundry to finish or the police to arrive-whichever occurs first. Fortunately, it's the laundry, and you rush your pants on and dash out the door just as the siren began screaming.
You make it home and plop down on your chair, ready for revenge, only to notice that you sit on a wet chair. Not only is there piss all over your chair, but your pants have two large holes where your buttocks are, exposing your buttcheeks to the rest of the neighborhood in your run.
Now depressed, friendless, lonely, pantsless, and covered in your own urine, you decide to switch to Protoss.
TO BE CONTINUED...
