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I told him how I won a bet to deL, who thought Oz would win over SKT1. I got his TIL sig for a month. It now goes: “There once was an Aussie / Who rooted for Oz / He bet, he lost / Look at the cost / For a month will be calling him Josie” + Show Spoiler +
Just so you know ~_~
Someone kept pushing me to write more and now that I have a bunch I thought I’d post them on TL. Not all of them a good, but maybe they’ll be enjoyed. Please guess answers in spoiler tags.
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If I want I can kill
Or protect you at will
Yet scourge are my bane
Your shields are inane!
Shocked? I’ve got 100 mana still.
Or protect you at will
Yet scourge are my bane
Your shields are inane!
Shocked? I’ve got 100 mana still.
Solved by LordWeird: + Show Spoiler +
Science Vessel
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I’m manned but demand no supply
Can move, but stay here all the time
I'm cheap to build
can shoot to kill
but show me one Obs and I'm fucked
Can move, but stay here all the time
I'm cheap to build
can shoot to kill
but show me one Obs and I'm fucked
Solved by LordWeird: + Show Spoiler +
Turret
Writing this one made me sad
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I take double damage and die to a flare
Diffuse twenty mines, but Adun doesn't care
Thrown at turrets and at tanks
but do I ever get a "thanks"?
It's why I've the blues - life just ain’t fair
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Diffuse twenty mines, but Adun doesn't care
Thrown at turrets and at tanks
but do I ever get a "thanks"?
It's why I've the blues - life just ain’t fair
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No damage, no psi
not even sure if I die
though I have a brother
why would I even bother
when my life is about to expire
not even sure if I die
though I have a brother
why would I even bother
when my life is about to expire
Solved by urth: + Show Spoiler +
Hallucination
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I require no spire but still I'm a flyer
An Ovie I dont need to o'ersee my brood
No longer in motion I breed an explosion
I had better clean up – there is goo everywhere.
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An Ovie I dont need to o'ersee my brood
No longer in motion I breed an explosion
I had better clean up – there is goo everywhere.
+ Show Spoiler [Hint] +
(Knock knock - who's there? It's a queen!
Have you seen, perchance my CC somewhere?)
Have you seen, perchance my CC somewhere?)
Solved by boe_N: + Show Spoiler +
Infested CC
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Although we're both of royal descent
as well as from the heavens sent
we're no good to have around
we'll eat you from the inside out
and leave your carcass on the sand
as well as from the heavens sent
we're no good to have around
we'll eat you from the inside out
and leave your carcass on the sand
Solved by stet_tcl: + Show Spoiler +
Broodlings
Fave one:
6. + Show Spoiler +
At the dawn of the day
Medusa will wake
In a blue storm of violet shades
Where Kakarus abound
and there isn't a sound
til at dusk again Luna will rise
Medusa will wake
In a blue storm of violet shades
Where Kakarus abound
and there isn't a sound
til at dusk again Luna will rise
Solved by LordWeird: + Show Spoiler +
Twilight tileset
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Prescipice overlooks mineral fields.
Yellow brick road but no Oz.
Timeless endeavour -
Have you discovered the
Outer expansions yet?
No land is more serpentine.
Yellow brick road but no Oz.
Timeless endeavour -
Have you discovered the
Outer expansions yet?
No land is more serpentine.
Solved by Urth: + Show Spoiler +
Pyhton
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I sound like an Arab
And resemble his camel
When I squeeze through a needle’s eye
Though I glow like a cherub
I can be dismantled
And I’ve got more bugs than a hive
And resemble his camel
When I squeeze through a needle’s eye
Though I glow like a cherub
I can be dismantled
And I’ve got more bugs than a hive
Solved by stet-tcl: + Show Spoiler +
Scarab
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Don’t need a key to open
Don’t ever cheer you up
Short circuit your circuit s a short while
while idle as ducks you’ll expire.
Don’t ever cheer you up
Short circuit your circuit s a short while
while idle as ducks you’ll expire.
Solved by stet_tcl: + Show Spoiler +
Lockdown
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There’s ten of us, our toes are blue
Leave it to us: let noone through.
Hey SCV stop!
Gone over the top?
Didn’t know that your deps were so high…
Leave it to us: let noone through.
Hey SCV stop!
Gone over the top?
Didn’t know that your deps were so high…
Solved by konadora: + Show Spoiler +
Medusa temples
- Haiku… ~_~
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Though alone and fixed
My name wrongly implies I’m
A group on the move
My name wrongly implies I’m
A group on the move
Solved by konadora: + Show Spoiler +
Creep Colony
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Where Berserkers still to Adlers die
Where Terrors rule the twilit sky,
Where a Sonde builds a Schmiede,
Dunklen Templer fight die kriege
And where “Heil Adun” ‘s a battlecry.
Where Terrors rule the twilit sky,
Where a Sonde builds a Schmiede,
Dunklen Templer fight die kriege
And where “Heil Adun” ‘s a battlecry.
Solved by Hittegods?: + Show Spoiler +
German version of SC
A sonnet (4 iambs though)
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Though packed and armed they rule the land
Deceptive looks will be their doom
Yet prepped and ready they are sent
And step into the barren gloom
The underworldish creatures lurk
A deadly pact soon drenched in blood
Sedated is their lust berserk
Until on curséd ground is trod
As one approaches certain death
The other lies in patient ease
The audience will hold their breath
As S is pressed and hold released
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Deceptive looks will be their doom
Yet prepped and ready they are sent
And step into the barren gloom
The underworldish creatures lurk
A deadly pact soon drenched in blood
Sedated is their lust berserk
Until on curséd ground is trod
As one approaches certain death
The other lies in patient ease
The audience will hold their breath
As S is pressed and hold released
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Then spines that tear through flesh and bone
Will surely drive a vict’ry home
Will surely drive a vict’ry home
Solved by stet_tcl: + Show Spoiler +
Hold Lurker
Bonus ~_~ + Show Spoiler +
On the grounds of Destination born and raised
In the middle is where I spend most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
and all watching some Starcraft, never going to school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started laying mines in my neighbourhood.
I got in one little fight, and a Zealot, for Adun,
Tripped one - Now I'm dead but my curse still lives on.
In the middle is where I spend most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
and all watching some Starcraft, never going to school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started laying mines in my neighbourhood.
I got in one little fight, and a Zealot, for Adun,
Tripped one - Now I'm dead but my curse still lives on.
Solved by Crunchums: + Show Spoiler +
Pandabearguy
Don’t be afraid to sumbit your own =D but remember, a if you’re going for a poemy poem a poem isn’t just rhyme it’s a meter as well. I fucking HATE poems with a wrong meter so get it the FUCK right. Ill copy the good ones to the OP.
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On September 09 2009 22:26 boe_N wrote:
Once borne by vile rats
I have lost my lethal bite
Yet they scream my name
Once borne by vile rats
I have lost my lethal bite
Yet they scream my name
Solved by Pholon
: + Show Spoiler +Plaguuueeeeee!
On September 10 2009 00:26 Saracen wrote:
A valley so fair the lovers did see
And breathed the sweet air, and sighed dreamily.
Said one to the other,
"I slept with your brother."
So now that cute pair will no longer be...
A valley so fair the lovers did see
And breathed the sweet air, and sighed dreamily.
Said one to the other,
"I slept with your brother."
So now that cute pair will no longer be...
