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So my life was meh this saturday (when I lost my expensive phone) and I didn't know whether or not I could finish my last term of school this fall, so I was naturally a bit anxious about it.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=100943
Now, I've gotten over my phone...it's still just money after all. I've also started school again + I have a couple thousand bucks to my name thanks to ez summer job. Thank you good sirs.
So it was first day of class today and I'm gonna write a scientific paper for like until x-mas. Also I'm in a new class since I've taken a year off to study psychology, so I'm sociology/psychology major. Anyways...
So we're like 50 people in a room and I ask the professor (really cool guy btw, he had a shirt with a skeleton holding a gun to it's head on it, and some shit written in german), I ask the professor to tell me who I should write my paper with, becasuse you gotta be 2 people in a group.
This SUPER FUCKING HOT girl next to me doesn't have a partner and I'm like FUCK. So after class I slide up to her, straight back, and ask her if she's got a partner. God, she looks really good like top 1 percentile of the female population. I get a little bit nervous, I'm not usually nervous around good looking females, but this girl... She looks almost perfect tbh. Brown long hair, super beautiful face, body etc. I'm rambling due to her hotness now....
So she gave me her mail and we're gonna mail some ideas back and forth this weekend for a paper topic. I was like "I was gonna get your number, but my phone is missing" and the second after that I was like "why the fuck did you say that you fucking asshat, she thinks you're hitting on her god"
yeah, that's about it.
   
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who cares if you are hitting on her. Girls don't give a fuck. If anything they like it. Unless you are a monster.....
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On September 05 2009 02:42 parkerprocise wrote: who cares if you are hitting on her. Girls don't give a fuck. If anything they like it. Unless you are a monster.....
Yeah a really beautiful girl might like it if a guy has the guts to hit on her in a classy way
And I'm definately not a monster lol
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Battle Plan:
Get a new phone.
Take pics with the phone of your superhot friend.
Post em here.
Anyways, good job!
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Don't think too much into it. People tend to make the mistake of over-thinking stuff when it might actually be nothing. What is your paper about and what class is it for?
Also, ask her if she's single ^^
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I'm not sure what to think of her. She's really into social work and all that and still is strikingly beautiful, its weird lol
BE BEAUTIFUL OR SMART NOT BOTH
my guy logic tells me.
Ghostwriter: yeah no kidding, people are spending way too much time inside their own heads. Well my last paper was about the history of psychiatry, 20th century up until now. So I'm thinking the new one could possibly be on contemporary psychiatry. The thing with defining who's "normal" and who's "ill" is so interesting and is much more complex than one would think at first
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Don't give it too much thought. It didn't sound to me like you were hitting on her, since you two were partnered up to begin with, and getting her number is a really convenient way to keep in contact, for the paper or whatever else. Good luck!
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Yeah I dunno, I think women pick up on alot of subtle stuff like eye contact, smiling etc. But yeah I'm really not thinking about it before I wrote this blog. But if we partner up...damn I'm gonna spend alot of time with her, I wonder what would happen...
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rofl kid you so giddy. calm yourself
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On September 05 2009 03:06 Foucault wrote: Yeah I dunno, I think women pick up on alot of subtle stuff like eye contact, smiling etc. But yeah I'm really not thinking about it before I wrote this blog. But if we partner up...damn I'm gonna spend alot of time with her, I wonder what would happen...
probably nothing. Guys are always thinking about banging whatever chick they talk to, but in her mind im sure it's just 100% towards the assignment, and nothing towards you at all. Control the hormones lol
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You wrote a fairly long blog post to initiate a long brag which ends in you telling us you asked for a girl's number.
Okay.
RPF v2.
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Sounds like an easy in to get to know this girl. Take it slow and then make a move and then obviously post pics later
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Y'know in some countries, writing a psychology paper together means you're married.
Words of truth though: attractive people DO make everything better. Fact.
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wat about attractive people that are jerks?
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On September 05 2009 03:54 Piy wrote: Y'know in some countries, writing a psychology paper together means you're married.
Words of truth though: attractive people DO make everything better. Fact.
LOL.
Yeah, I don't know how to respond to this topic. Um... Good for you?
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On September 05 2009 03:30 eXigent. wrote:Show nested quote +On September 05 2009 03:06 Foucault wrote: Yeah I dunno, I think women pick up on alot of subtle stuff like eye contact, smiling etc. But yeah I'm really not thinking about it before I wrote this blog. But if we partner up...damn I'm gonna spend alot of time with her, I wonder what would happen... probably nothing. Guys are always thinking about banging whatever chick they talk to, but in her mind im sure it's just 100% towards the assignment, and nothing towards you at all. Control the hormones lol
this is sooo true, chicks can be so clueless about this unless you give them some idea what you're thinking about. That is, if you even want to go there.. =P
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pics or negged man get her facebook or something
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Haha, I don't have any hormones raging, too old for that
And it's not a brag. I guess the people who call it bragging are obnoxious nerds themselves
Currently I'm at my friends house. I'm the only guy here with 6 women. Be jealous PLEASE
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On September 05 2009 04:08 Foucault wrote: Haha, I don't have any hormones raging, too old for that
And it's not a brag. I guess the people who call it bragging are obnoxious nerds themselves
Currently I'm at my friends house. I'm the only guy here with 6 women. Be jealous PLEASE pics or it never happened xD
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On September 05 2009 04:07 PokePill wrote: pics or negged man get her facebook or something
Oh yeah, good idea.
I'm really not this giddy about women in general but this girl is fiiiiiiine
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On September 05 2009 04:09 DreaM)XeRO wrote:Show nested quote +On September 05 2009 04:08 Foucault wrote: Haha, I don't have any hormones raging, too old for that
And it's not a brag. I guess the people who call it bragging are obnoxious nerds themselves
Currently I'm at my friends house. I'm the only guy here with 6 women. Be jealous PLEASE pics or it never happened xD
lol my facebook tomorrow most likely. Gurls be flashing cameras. And why do girls really love to take pictures? Maybe so they can remember and get all emotional afterwards 
Funnily enough they are eating pie and I'm browsing TL and drinking beer. Manpower overwhelming
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On September 05 2009 03:59 1n5an1ty wrote: wat about attractive people that are jerks?
They don't exist
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Jens knows how to pick up chicks, don't worry about it.
He is also sexy as fuck, so it's ezpzlemonsqueezee.
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ehhhh, decided to not be a jerk.
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On September 05 2009 05:13 fanatacist wrote:How dare you talk down to him like that? Who the fuck are you? Because this is who I am: You are fucked. :3 <-3=
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Where did my super sex picture go? );
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On September 05 2009 05:09 fanatacist wrote: Jens knows how to pick up chicks, don't worry about it.
He is also sexy as fuck, so it's ezpzlemonsqueezee.
love you too bro
you do more drugs than I do though
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On September 05 2009 04:39 L wrote: RPF v2
lol I don't even know
no
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On September 05 2009 04:39 L wrote: RPF v2 What happened to the first one? Damn I miss that guy...
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good for you, just DON'T MESS IT UP.
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On September 05 2009 02:42 parkerprocise wrote: who cares if you are hitting on her. Girls don't give a fuck. If anything they like it. Unless you are a monster.....
Yea thats true, if a girl is too hot then she isnt used to being hit on because all the guys are too scared, which is perfect.
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On September 05 2009 06:29 Foucault wrote:Show nested quote +On September 05 2009 05:09 fanatacist wrote: Jens knows how to pick up chicks, don't worry about it.
He is also sexy as fuck, so it's ezpzlemonsqueezee. love you too bro you do more drugs than I do though What does that have to do with anything? );
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On September 05 2009 05:13 fanatacist wrote:How dare you talk down to him like that? Who the fuck are you? Because this is who I am: You are fucked.
You're...nothing?
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Baa?21242 Posts
Will vote 5/5 on blog if updated with pics.
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On September 05 2009 08:33 duckett wrote:Show nested quote +On September 05 2009 05:13 fanatacist wrote:On September 05 2009 04:39 L wrote: RPF v2 How dare you talk down to him like that? Who the fuck are you? Because this is who I am: You are fucked. You're...nothing? There was a huge epic picture of Light there before. Some shit happened and it was removed.
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go go go foucault then provide updates to us dweebs
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lol relax kids I will fucking provide pics
I'll try and track down the girl from class today
Fanatacist is a playaaah
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Now all you have to do is jizz on her face and then make a blog about it with pics!
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^ I mean, that's what I would do. And that makes it stupid and bad right? Terrible advice ghostWriter, if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Dick.
Jens, <3
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Blog delivers! Don't worry, asking her number was reasonable. Play it smooth and slow.
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On September 05 2009 02:36 Foucault wrote:So my life was meh this saturday (when I lost my expensive phone) and I didn't know whether or not I could finish my last term of school this fall, so I was naturally a bit anxious about it. http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=100943Now, I've gotten over my phone...it's still just money after all. I've also started school again + I have a couple thousand bucks to my name thanks to ez summer job. Thank you good sirs. So it was first day of class today and I'm gonna write a scientific paper for like until x-mas. Also I'm in a new class since I've taken a year off to study psychology, so I'm sociology/psychology major. Anyways... So we're like 50 people in a room and I ask the professor (really cool guy btw, he had a shirt with a skeleton holding a gun to it's head on it, and some shit written in german), I ask the professor to tell me who I should write my paper with, becasuse you gotta be 2 people in a group. This SUPER FUCKING HOT girl next to me doesn't have a partner and I'm like FUCK. So after class I slide up to her, straight back, and ask her if she's got a partner. God, she looks really good like top 1 percentile of the female population. I get a little bit nervous, I'm not usually nervous around good looking females, but this girl... She looks almost perfect tbh. Brown long hair, super beautiful face, body etc. I'm rambling due to her hotness now.... So she gave me her mail and we're gonna mail some ideas back and forth this weekend for a paper topic. I was like "I was gonna get your number, but my phone is missing" and the second after that I was like "why the fuck did you say that you fucking asshat, she thinks you're hitting on her god" yeah, that's about it.
dont talk about her dude or you gonna develop feeligns for her
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On September 05 2009 21:58 Foucault wrote:She's aight is that the picture of the girl in your class??
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On September 06 2009 00:49 Ichigo1234551 wrote:is that the picture of the girl in your class??
yeah
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since you major in pysch why don't you experiment on how boners develop. Let her give you a boner and describe your mental process in a paper.
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Ichigo stop smoking so much weed -_-; You sound retarded.
That's not how psych works.
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Yea second pic is 100% sex.
I guess that is the benefit of living in Scandinavia.
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Yeah actually there is quite alot of similar girls in Sweden, I guess they take care of themselves or something.
lol YPang
Yeah she is hot, but at the same time age has shown me that most women are quite alike on the inside although they vary alot on the outside. Like, I'm not that phased my appearances anymore, and I guess me not looking like total shit helps a bit too. I feel worthy so to speak
So the weird thing is that this girl (actually she is 29, one year younger than me) seems very intelligent and it beautiful at the same time. Also she she helps homeless people and stuff at shelters and when we spoke her eyes really shined, smiled rather.
I just dread at how many times she must be hit on fucking daily, I don't blame her for getting the biggest bitch shield at the market. I know I would if I was her.
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It's genetics man.
Jens you should know this, go under the radar so that the bitch shield never goes up (:
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On September 06 2009 02:18 fanatacist wrote: It's genetics man.
Jens you should know this, go under the radar so that the bitch shield never goes up (:
Yeah that's a good idea and what I'm trying to do by writing a paper together ;P
I think she's the kind of girl who doesn't care that much for looks and more for other qualities
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She seems okay to me. I would just stay as friends if I were you and just write that damn paper. Grades are more important. Woo for nerds!!
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On September 06 2009 20:15 Foucault wrote:Show nested quote +On September 06 2009 02:18 fanatacist wrote: It's genetics man.
Jens you should know this, go under the radar so that the bitch shield never goes up (: Yeah that's a good idea and what I'm trying to do by writing a paper together ;P I think she's the kind of girl who doesn't care that much for looks and more for other qualities Well she's 29 so I hope that's the case by now (: Good approach btw, as long as you play the part it will be perfect.
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