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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42695 Posts
August 18 2009 15:17 GMT
#21
On August 19 2009 00:09 Archaic wrote:
4/5 of the first posts are by Kwark, haha. GGd, imo.

I got put on sick tilt by Aegraen and started raging in every topic I saw.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
August 18 2009 15:21 GMT
#22
LOL, I thought it was a great spoof

Kwark's reaction made it all the better
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
August 18 2009 15:23 GMT
#23
Kwark flipped LOL
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
August 18 2009 15:24 GMT
#24
On August 19 2009 00:15 StorrZerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 19 2009 00:12 FirstBorn wrote:
Stop trying people, you either have it or you don't.


lol'd scored another one


What does falling for a troll thread have to do with having or not having innate trolling abilities ?
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
August 18 2009 15:27 GMT
#25
On August 19 2009 00:23 ahswtini wrote:
Kwark flipped LOL

tried to save him
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42695 Posts
August 18 2009 15:33 GMT
#26
I've calmed myself by thinking about Nigella Lawson.
She makes everything okay.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
August 18 2009 15:33 GMT
#27
I thought it was definitely stupidfunny, but Kwark's reaction elevated it to funny.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
August 18 2009 15:44 GMT
#28
seemed a bit too obvious, though it seemed to work on a few people. lol.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42695 Posts
August 18 2009 15:51 GMT
#29
My standards of credulity have been substantially lowered. Recently I've come to realise a lot of incredibly stupid posts are made with serious intentions and therefore make me both angry and disappointed with humanity.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
August 18 2009 15:53 GMT
#30
rofl kwark

rage rage rage
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
August 18 2009 15:53 GMT
#31
What the fuck is this... you aren't allowed to eat chicken before you turn 21? You are afraid that your girlfriend got salmonella from some random mexican tatoo parlor? If this isn't a troll post ban imo.
U Gotta Skate.
hooktits
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States972 Posts
August 18 2009 15:55 GMT
#32
i eat salmonella and e-coli for breakfast son!
Hooktits of Tits gaming @hooktits twit
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
August 18 2009 16:00 GMT
#33
On August 19 2009 00:51 Kwark wrote:
My standards of credulity have been substantially lowered. Recently I've come to realise a lot of incredibly stupid posts are made with serious intentions and therefore make me both angry and disappointed with humanity.

It happens to me too. Luckily, I saw the original thread.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
August 18 2009 16:23 GMT
#34
you're putting the chicken on a pedestal
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25980 Posts
August 18 2009 16:40 GMT
#35
On August 19 2009 00:51 Kwark wrote:
My standards of credulity have been substantially lowered. Recently I've come to realise a lot of incredibly stupid posts are made with serious intentions and therefore make me both angry and disappointed with humanity.

Let's not kid ourselves Kwark, you have no cred left.
Moderator
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1840 Posts
August 18 2009 16:47 GMT
#36
Always wear a condom when eating chicken.
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
Astray
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada59 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-18 17:07:46
August 18 2009 17:07 GMT
#37
On August 19 2009 01:47 LeperKahn wrote:
Always wear a condom when eating chicken.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A stupid person is not a person lacking in knowledge; if that was true, everyone would be stupid. A stupid person has a closed mind, instead of an open one.
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
August 18 2009 20:59 GMT
#38
Haha, I though it was mildly amusing, having read the original thread. Then I read the first replies. Great bait. I 'll give it a 5/5, merely for the sake of the anger it managed to attract. ^^
觀過斯知仁矣.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
August 19 2009 00:53 GMT
#39
On August 18 2009 23:49 Kwark wrote:
Ah, that makes more sense then.

lol u been fucking trolled@!
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
September 01 2009 11:30 GMT
#40
On August 19 2009 00:33 Jibba wrote:
I thought it was definitely stupidfunny, but Kwark's reaction elevated it to funny.



+1 hahah :D epic rage
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
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