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[GG] Red Army Mafia

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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-16 04:14:01
July 26 2009 03:54 GMT
#1
Day 1
Night 1
Day 2
Night 2
Day 3
Night 3
Day 4
Night 4
Day 5
Night 5
Day 6
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Bored of the life on Liquidia? Can't seem to find a good job? Had it with your boss? Well how about joining the 3rd Liquidgradian Penal Motor-Rifle Battalion!

Located in historical Siberia, Liquidgrad is a new communal town built by the blood of a hundred thousand peasants the hard-working and well-compensated Russian worker! We have all sorts of food and vodka and not much else all sorts of things for new workers looking for a place to stay. Most prominent is the 3rd Liquidgradian Penal Motor-Rifle Battalion, currently on route to invade visit the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic.

Advancement in this army is also very easy to accomplish: why, there are many positions that one can be promoted to in the army's administration, such as:

Field Marshal: Great countrymen elect our proud official! He has power to vote three more times, da! (4 votes) Also may have one person executed on day one, da! But his role becomes Field Marshal to NKVD and Mafiya checks, nichevo, nichevo.

Bodyguard: You are defender of the rule of the people! The Field Marshal cannot be targeted at night while you still draw breath! You do not know the other bodyguard(s). You appear as a Conscript.

NKVD Agent: You are proud member of People’s Commissariat of the Interior! You search for corrupt rebels once per night, either by tracking the foul capitalist smell of the clues they leave behind, or by contacting NKVD HQ for a role check on a suspicious individual. Be warned, you cannot contact NKVD more than 3 times, they are very busy! You also can disguise your role as NKVD agent to rolechecks, and may change role or keep the same!

Commissar: You are guardian of justice and harbinger of the people’s will! You may dispose of one person after Night 2, whether they be Ukrainian Rebels or innocent sympathizer!

Red Army Medic: You are defender of weak from the fascists! You may stakeout one person every night and scare off an attacker if one comes to kill your comrades in their barracks!

Red Army Veteran: You are courageous victorious soldier from Great Patriotic War! You are strong like bull, and can take two hits to kill!

Red Army Demoman: You are special weapons expert! You may either suicide bomb an enemy, or you can blow yourself up at a random night, killing anyone that attempts to visit you! Suicide bombing also kills anybody visiting that person!

Conscript: You are a fellow Soviet Comrade! You may participate in our soviet to vote on the cowardly pigs that are infesting our army with the stench of their crime and corruption!

Of course, this is not to say that there are any spies in the army. But if there were, they would probably be Ukrainians!

Ukrainian Rebel: You are corrupt criminal that is poisoning our country! After Ukrainian Resistance Leader was executed by NKVD, you do not know fellow Ukrainians, nyet nyet nyet! You may do research on one person a night, da, to determine their role, or you may kill one person a night-be warned, you may kill own treacherous scum if you are not careful, da!

You must vote everyday, or you will be shot. Abstaining is fine, but no vote is not. Even if you are blue or red, you will be shot if you don't vote. Days will be generous to compensate for this.

Also, there are new rules!

A) The Red Army does not need to kill all the mafia to win. There will instead be a time limit-if the Ukrainians do not kill enough Russians by then, the Russians will win.
B) Every day will have special pre-determined conditions that will be announced on the day. These conditions are not game breaking but may be neutral or provide a slight advantage to either side.
C) If you don't vote, you will be shot. No joking. 100% seriousness. Even if it ruins the game, I will not hesitate to have you executed.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-13 13:21:53
July 26 2009 03:55 GMT
#2
List of Brave Comrades:
There are currently 24 Brave Comrades, some of which are Ukrainian bastards.

Pyrrhuloxia (deserter to be shot on sight)

1.Motbob Medic
2.Elemenope Bodyguard
3.JeeJee Exiled
4.BWDero AWOL
5.Goodwill Coward
6.Plexa Demoman
7.chaoser Bodyguard
8.wurm Deserter
9.L Conscript
10.Malongo
11.Shikyo Ukrainian Scum
12.Foolishness ARRESTED
13.ecomania Commissar
14.softer Ukrainian Scum
15.redtooth Deserter
16.Scamp Ukrainian Scum
17.t_co
18.So no fek Conscript
19.l10f
20.Infundibulum Sent to Stalingrad
21.StalinRush AWOL
22.Last Romantic Deserter
23.Clazziquai Ukrainian Scum
24.Chezinu NKVD Agent
25.Teks Conscript
26.coltrane Conscript
27.IloveKT
28.Storrzerg Deserter
29.Falcynn
30.RebirthofLegend Ukrainian Scum
31.Ace
32.Person935
33.Faronel AWOL
34.~OpZ~ Demoman
35.Ver
36.MountainDew ARRESTED
37.Scaramanga
38.Vivi57 NKVD Agent
39.stroggos AWOL
40.dinmsab
41.Kuja900 Ukrainian Scum
42.c.ngek
43.LucasWoJ Conscript
44.fnaticNoname Deserter
45.noddyz AWOL
46.MyHeroNoob Conscript
47.Siefu
48.XeliN AWOL
49.ZBiR AWOL
50.Railxp
51.gamecrazy67 AWOL
52.decafchicken
53.TranceStorm
54.nttea Coward
55.barth
56.Zato-1 Ukrainian Scum
57.Fishball Conscript
58.Quickstriker Coward
59.ItsPaul NKVD Agent
60.3 Lions
61.muqoou Ukrainian Scum
62.Sinensis
63.Unforgiven_ve Re-Educating
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
iLoveKT
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Philippines3615 Posts
July 26 2009 05:00 GMT
#3
Letsa do this. For Mother Russia!!! For King and Country!!!
Woo Jung Ho
Ver
Profile Joined October 2008
United States2186 Posts
July 26 2009 05:53 GMT
#4
I signed up silly
Liquipedia
MountainDew
Profile Joined July 2009
5 Posts
July 26 2009 06:32 GMT
#5
Sign me up please!
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8092 Posts
July 26 2009 08:30 GMT
#6
Sign me up yo
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
Vivi57
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States6599 Posts
July 26 2009 09:10 GMT
#7
mememe
Flash hwaiting! Nal_rA forever!
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
July 26 2009 09:59 GMT
#8
Moved to general for signups!
Administrator~ Spirit will set you free ~
stroggos
Profile Joined February 2009
New Zealand1543 Posts
July 26 2009 10:28 GMT
#9
In russia, vodka drinks you!

sign me up
hi
Cheerio
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Ukraine3178 Posts
July 26 2009 10:37 GMT
#10
............
At least now people now what Ukraine is.
MannerMan
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
371 Posts
July 26 2009 10:42 GMT
#11
On July 26 2009 19:37 Cheerio wrote:
............
At least now people now what Ukraine is.

nah, we've all heard of chernobyl!

:D
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
July 26 2009 10:58 GMT
#12
GET OFF POLAND WITH THIS RED CRAP
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-26 11:01:38
July 26 2009 10:59 GMT
#13
On July 26 2009 19:37 Cheerio wrote:
............
At least now people now what Ukraine is.

We're invading Ukraine to save this great country from its horrible president.
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
July 26 2009 11:01 GMT
#14
On July 26 2009 19:58 Itachii wrote:
GET OFF POLAND WITH THIS RED CRAP

freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
July 26 2009 11:24 GMT
#15
On July 26 2009 19:58 Itachii wrote:
GET OFF POLAND WITH THIS RED CRAP


lol yeah

at least I can move to south-west
And all is illuminated.
dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
July 26 2009 11:56 GMT
#16
sign me up!!
..
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
July 26 2009 12:06 GMT
#17
Alright thanks for signing me up...I'm ready whenever you guys are!
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Kuja900
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3564 Posts
July 26 2009 12:23 GMT
#18
sign me up
OMG you nasty gurl
c.ngeK
Profile Joined April 2009
Australia53 Posts
July 26 2009 12:37 GMT
#19
Conscript me comrade!
I long to fight for Mother Russia!
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
July 26 2009 12:40 GMT
#20
Why was the russian axed =/?
Administrator~ Spirit will set you free ~
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