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DragoonPK
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
3259 Posts
January 08 2009 09:10 GMT
#1
6-year-old misses bus, drives self to school; learned from GTA.
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When I first read this, I was like, "no frakin' way..." But then it's from Associated Press, so ok, let's get on with the details. It can't get any more hardcore than this!

Monday morning in Virgina, a 6-year-old kid missed his school bus. What's a kid to do? He's about to be late! Well, obviously, take your family's car and get your tardy butt to the campus, of course! And that's just what the kid (name undisclosed, so we'll just call him "Lil Nicky" - you'll know why in a bit) did.

While his mother was asleep, "Lil Nicky" took his family's Ford sedan and drove to school. For the most part, the drive was surprisingly uneventful. In fact, he actually made it almost six miles before getting into an accident. According to the report:

He made at least two 90-degree turns, passed several cars and ran off the rural two-lane road several times before hitting an embankment and utility pole about a mile and a half from school.

Ooh, and he was so close!

The fortunate thing is that no one was seriously hurt. "Lil Nicky" was brought by the cops to the hospital for a bump on his head and was eventually taken to school after lunch. Now here's the interesting game-related bit.

The kid explained to the police that he learned how to drive by playing Grand Theft Auto (they didn't seem to specify whichGTAthough) and Monster Truck Jam. County sheriff Chuck Wilkins notes:

He was very intent on getting to school. When he got out of the car, he started walking to school. He did not want to miss breakfast and PE.

Well, you can't blame a kid for seriously wanting to go to school.

Meanwhile, the parents of the 6-year-old are both charged with child endangerment, and the kid and his 4-year-old brother were both put under protective custody. The mom (Jacqulyn Deana Waltman, 26) is currently being held without a bond, while the father (David Eugene Dodson, 40) was released on a US$ 5,000 bond.

Yeah, kids are just so amazing these days. If they're not fighting battles in court to legalize hedgehogs, they're driving themselves to school.


Taken from from: http://pspupdates.qj.net/6-year-old-misses-bus-drives-self-to-school-learned-from-GTA-Update-now-on-CNN/pg/49/aid/127768
dream-_-
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1857 Posts
January 08 2009 09:21 GMT
#2
So because the kids parents weren't awake to notice they are in jail?

Has to be more to it or thats a little messed up.
dongfeng
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
731 Posts
January 08 2009 09:23 GMT
#3
i dont know what i find more disturbing

a 6 year old playing GTA
or the insane desire to go to school???
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
January 08 2009 09:26 GMT
#4
On January 08 2009 18:23 dongfeng wrote:
i dont know what i find more disturbing

a 6 year old playing GTA
or the insane desire to go to school???


rofl. Yeah. That kid wants to learn real bad.
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village_idiot
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
2436 Posts
January 08 2009 09:28 GMT
#5
What the fuck?

How could the parents have done anything to prevent that?

They were probably at work ffs.
hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
January 08 2009 09:28 GMT
#6
ya he already learned how to drive, pick up hookers, use military weapons, kill cops, fly helicopters, run people over, now he just wants to learn how to get away with it, cant miss school~
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
January 08 2009 09:28 GMT
#7
How could he even remotely see or reach the pedal?
cupoftea
Profile Joined January 2009
8 Posts
January 08 2009 09:29 GMT
#8
So the parents went to Jail?

That seems crazy there most have been something more to it than that? i mean it's not like they let the kid drive?
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
January 08 2009 09:34 GMT
#9
On January 08 2009 18:28 Salv wrote:
How could he even remotely see or reach the pedal?

I guess if the car has automatic transmission and is set to the DRIVE state the fuel pump pumps some fuel into the cylinders and you only need to steer the wheel. It'll be slow as fuck but it'll move.

I don't see how can they keep the parents responsible for this though. It really can't be the whole story.
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Demoninja
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1190 Posts
January 08 2009 09:38 GMT
#10
I don't get how they can be charged with child endangerment. Are you putting your child in harm's way by having them walk out the door by them self to catch the bus that stops right in front of your house?
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
January 08 2009 09:41 GMT
#11
lol, such a dedicated student.
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dream-_-
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1857 Posts
January 08 2009 09:43 GMT
#12
hey when i was a kid i didnt want to miss breakfast or pe either, two best times of the day.

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HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
January 08 2009 09:49 GMT
#13
Too bad he didn't make it all the way, where there are hundreds of more interesting things to hit running about.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
kefkalives
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Australia1272 Posts
January 08 2009 09:49 GMT
#14
wait explain the "If they're not fighting battles in court to legalize hedgehogs".

Does not compute.
prOxi.bOn ; \\ What makes most people feel happy/Leads us headlong into harm.
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
January 08 2009 09:56 GMT
#15
On January 08 2009 18:26 Mikilatov wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 08 2009 18:23 dongfeng wrote:
i dont know what i find more disturbing

a 6 year old playing GTA
or the insane desire to go to school???


rofl. Yeah. That kid wants to learn real bad.

Must have been asian.
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
January 08 2009 10:10 GMT
#16
the most rediculous thing ive ever read. :D
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
frankbg
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada335 Posts
January 08 2009 11:08 GMT
#17
On January 08 2009 18:28 village_idiot wrote:
What the fuck?

How could the parents have done anything to prevent that?

They were probably at work ffs.


You don't read very much, do you. (In case you think I'm flaming, here's an in depth explanation: Read op.)
b_unnies
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
3579 Posts
January 08 2009 11:12 GMT
#18
Video games do help you after all.

btw, why is a 6 year old playing GTA?
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-08 11:50:34
January 08 2009 11:50 GMT
#19
You should be at least 14+ to play the lattest versions of Gta
12 could be a ok for the first versions ( 2d is less gory and explicite ).

Fucking stupid parents.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
January 08 2009 11:54 GMT
#20
As for "how did he drive" I think that his feet might reach if he stood up on the floor. A standing kid just might have the reach for the pedals while keeping his eyes above the steering wheel.
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