Tupac Reincarnate.

On February 12 2008 13:48 MoNKeYSpanKeR wrote:
Ah yes friends the time has come for another insanely awesome potentially greatness hidden under blind ignorance and racism!

this blog is about none other then the great MONKEYSPANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For alas i am have found on a recent hiatus to DC in the hopes of reaching a state of perfect karma or enlightenment.

SeniOr spanks was attending the JSA convention in the hopes of broadening his horizons and meeting some new people.

During this epic undertaking monkeyspanker found himself in a room with 5 girls, accompanied by his new found asian companion who we shall call eric, because that's his name, definitely not kevin, which i had mistaken him for (another asian person i know).

So alas the sexual segregation had occurred like in any other school trip you could ever go on, the genders were divided by a hallway which was watched over by an evil tyrannical teacher. She may have had a caste on her leg, and reading a book, but do not be fooled by her deceivingly week appearance. That mother fucker could yell.

So alas horny sir spankz and captain eric-son. had embarked on an epic quest to sneak into the girls room. as we considered tunneling our way through the walls and then climbing through windows in order to find our place in a world of boobs and fantasy's. (Translation from fantasy, the girls gave us there key and we went while the evil tyrant teacher was reading her book)

Now the 2 boys had ascended to a better place, actually it was more of a diagonal ascension across a hallway, we didn't actually travel upward, they were about a door away.

Now we found ourselves in the holy land, a place covered in girls, bras, and tampons. But upon the horizon at approximately 1am, trouble was visible upon the horizon. As yours truly monkeyspanker was yelling something undoubtedly awesome there came a knock the the door. WE all fell silent, who could be knocking at such an hour? Of coarse it was the tyrannical teacher and her ugly slightly pudgy assistant, they were here to BLOX THE COX.

Knowing we had no ammunition to fight with except for a name tag carelessly mislabeled as "Teachers assistant" We hid for our dear lives. As they shouted who is it captain eric-son jumps in between 2 beds and monkeyspanker in his infinite wisdom runs behind a TV. For the evil undertakers of the teaching world were undoubtedly aware of the existence of a rooster in the hen house.

As the man walked in he was ever vigilant, knowing a boy could be anywhere in the room. Alas he finds poor eric-son hiding between the beds and forces him to leave, as he has his back to monkeyspanker. And in all of eric-sons brave courage he made the ultimate sacrifice, he went back to our room by himself, and make sure the evil henchmen did not see monkeyspanker, for he was the only one who could save THE WORLD. (Mild exaggeration) As he bravely walked towards are room to sleep with 2 other men, one could only wonder what must be going to his mind.

As the evil tyrannical teacher and her henchmen left, thinking they obliterated the male infestation in the girl room, they didn't realize how i was silently hiding behind the TV.

After i walked out of there i knew there was no going back, for it was 1 in the morning and i had forgotten my key somewhere along the line, so alas i was stranded in girl room until morning.

As i lay in the room towards the end of the night in my chair in a state of utter meditation (sleep)

I awoke a as a new person.


I INTRODUCE YOU ALL TO

TUPAC SHASPANKZ.

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Yes, all this was just to post this awesome fucking picture of me.